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Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by dlamaluka(m): 8:52am On Aug 21, 2013 |
MstchWw c d pastor sef lyk winch... *continues listenin 2 suya by harrysong* |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by Bofemsky(f): 8:53am On Aug 21, 2013 |
pls, don't lets be judgemental. Remember the word of God that says do not judge so you will not be judge. |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by Nobody: 8:55am On Aug 21, 2013 |
peppy luv: Healing d sick Casting down evil powers? ....what about buying jets every now and thenpreaching materialism?PROUDLY HONOURING THE MOTHER OF THE SAVIOUR OF THE WORLD THAN WORSHIPPING BLEACHED FRAUDSTERS IN SUIT!! oh are u sure ...OK, how about u compare that to: -killing humans during Pope elections -Sodomy -Tortue -Abortion -Worshipping Fallen Angels -Drug Pushing ...... To even top the life of mess catholics live, they INVERT THE CROSS ....I JUST IMAGINE BEEN IN A CHURCH WHERE ALL THESE ABOUND. A LIFE OF CURSE ! . See them!!! ONCE AGAIN, I THANK GOD IM NOT A CATHOLIC OOOOO. *ROTFLMAO* |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by korm2me(m): 8:55am On Aug 21, 2013 |
Chanchit: Which kyn thing be this na. "e don die, e never die" Mr Man abeg choose one and stop confusing me. Thats why I like muslims, them go don baf am, cement am for 6ft, if he come later wake up, sooner or later e go die there. Nonsense.hahahaha, rolls on d ground!!! guy u badt o |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by Dharyhor: 9:05am On Aug 21, 2013 |
Chanchit: Which kyn thing be this na. "e don die, e never die" Mr Man abeg choose one and stop confusing me. Thats why I like muslims, them go don baf am, cement am for 6ft, if he come later wake up, sooner or later e go die there. Nonsense.Those pple dey say dey ressurect, hw sure do u know maybe its true or nt?? U beta dont let those sham decieve u Notin like ressurection in dis world, once u die u die. U may take of ressurection in hereafter bt nt here He may just be using strategy 2 fool nd attract mumu pple 2 his church OR he may just be in coma in d first place dey said he has dead |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by Nobody: 9:13am On Aug 21, 2013 |
Bofemsky: pls, don't lets be judgemental. Remember the word of God that says do not judge so you will not be judge.so if a pastor Is telling that you are a big liar or you are a fornicator,what is that called?is that not judging so what are you now saying madam?stop tweaking the bible woman there Is a difference between saying the truth and judging someone,someone saw a bleached man and he said the man is bleaching is that a judgement or the truth? |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by Luvties(m): 9:16am On Aug 21, 2013 |
Its only JESUS who die and resurrected after three day in the grave. Any other human who claimed to have die and resurrected is never died in the real sense. GBAM! |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by Nobody: 9:27am On Aug 21, 2013 |
St_Black: Try to make sense Killing humans? Sodomy ? Drug pushing Torture? U Must b high on your pastor falsehoods, fcking pastor worshippers . U are the curse of humanity, soulless people |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by Nobody: 9:28am On Aug 21, 2013 |
Nice description of your church St_Black: |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by Nobody: 9:41am On Aug 21, 2013 |
CAMEROONPRIDE: WOW. So that hit u! OK take this as an evidence www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5066 ...pls tell me Arent ur Popes the greatest drug pushers in history? Dont they sleep wif corpses? (jeeeez) Can U pls tell me why the 2nd to last Pope resigned?..if not for sins befalling the Catholic church? |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by Collinsony: 9:47am On Aug 21, 2013 |
let them not compare him with Jesus.... because i know this might be the subject of convincing people that he is the second God..... |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by Philipmems(m): 9:57am On Aug 21, 2013 |
hhahahaahahahahahahahaa... I can picture OLAMIDE shouting BADOO |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by greatgod2012(f): 10:06am On Aug 21, 2013 |
Rolynx: u mention Ashimolowo who use to put on necklace and normally barb punk....pls he is totally out of d list. And these your reasons are why I questioned his name on the list. He shouldn't be in that list. Anyway, God knows those that are His. |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by sloo1: 11:15am On Aug 21, 2013 |
It is called "clinical death". It is has nothing to do with supernatural. |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by victokafor(m): 11:39am On Aug 21, 2013 |
hmmm...these are signs of end times!!! his look alone is frightening!!! let alone his mode of dressing.. well i dey observe ni oo
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Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by Pque(m): 11:40am On Aug 21, 2013 |
Dranatomy: Medically, No. dead fellow can form a speech immediately after he resurrect from death. Hence. this write up is cooked! but medically, d dead can resurrect |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by oaroloye(m): 1:24pm On Aug 21, 2013 |
There is no proof that this is not a publicity stunt. I am wary of self-styled prophets, who cannot teach what they do. Nigerians are notorious liars. Why would someone report that he "sang a Gospel number," and not tell us ANYTHING else about it? There are conditions that would make someone throw a catatonic fit, and then lapse into a coma. Drugs and poisons, even. For example: Fly Agaric, Mimosa, Ergot, and other fungi used to induce visions and prophecy. As a medical scientist, I should like very much to examine his urine, and test his liver function. When GOD makes someone a Prophet, He does not do a half-botched job. A warning to people who try to pronounce people dead without allowing qualified personnel to examine them! Also, people should learn to perform emergency resuscitation on people who may have, swallowed their tongue, or choked on some food or something. The general ignorance on how to clean CDs and DVDs comes to mind: If you hold the working surface (some ignorant people do not reason that the whole silvery surface is where the data is stored, and was not put there just to make it look nice, or something- they actually think that the data is magically stored in the clear area around their centres!) of a disk to your mouth, and exhale slowly, the water vapour in your breath (many, poorly schooled people, do not even know that this is present,) will condense on it, and presently evaporate. If you wipe it off gently with a soft cloth, or cotton wool, or the special cloth that comes in cleaning kits, the mist will bond to any dust present, and be cleaned away. This also works on glass windows (where the technique comes from). The relevance of this piece of trivia is that if you take a small glass mirror (a CD Disk is too risky to be conclusive,) and hold it to the mouth of a supposedly dead person, and wait patiently, if it mists up periodically, that proves that they are still breathing- even if you cannot see it- and are thus not dead. I have never heard of any local lay person knowing about this test. 1 Like |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by femib26(m): 4:10pm On Aug 21, 2013 |
[b][/b]Chanchit: Which kyn thing be this na. "e don die, e never die" Mr Man abeg choose one and stop confusing me. Thats why I like muslims, them go don baf am, cement am for 6ft, if he come later wake up, sooner or later e go die there. Nonsense. You are a baaaaaaaaaad guy. You got me cracking my ribs. |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by AUTOCRATIC(m): 5:48pm On Aug 21, 2013 |
The question you have all faile to answer is that which hospital was it taken to,and which doctor confirm he is alive.provide the name of the hospital and the doctor.....with that we will know the next news |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by funnyx(m): 6:03pm On Aug 21, 2013 |
Bofemsky: pls, don't lets be judgemental. Remember the word of God that says do not judge so you will not be judge. Abegi park well, say something we don't already know, judge not blah blah blah. How can you justify a man of God bleaching his God given skin? |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by Nobody: 9:54pm On Aug 21, 2013 |
frustrated son of a wretched man! U don't have to come up with fake stories to win likes! I finished u on d travel thread and out of pity for u,the mods locked the thread Check out d posts,I had over 50 likes!both Igbos and non Igbos evn cameroonpride but no single likes for u! ur yoruba pple deserted you even brownlord that started d insult before u carried it on ur head deserted u *oya dog open ur smelling gutters and bark! 1,2,go....* St_Black: |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by Nobody: 10:03pm On Aug 21, 2013 |
peppy luv: frustrated son of a wretched man! Ur posts were liked means notin 'cos its ur ibo fellas who used to comoensate u. Peppyluv aka Ms Jenny, how many otapiapia have ur whole family taken afta ur Dad took it & RAN MAD?.. oya answer |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by Nobody: 10:03pm On Aug 21, 2013 |
Foooooool the church is evn against family planning with contraceptives not to talk of abortion!and all the rubbish u r spitting here. Ur problem is the wretched state of ur family so I undastnd ur frustraton Eeya!nobody is evn liking ur posts Ok let me gv u one to boost ur madness! Oya receive it (clicks one like for his senseless posts) NEXT! St_Black: |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by Nobody: 10:07pm On Aug 21, 2013 |
peppy luv: Foooooool the church is evn against family planning with contraceptives not to talk of abortion!and all the rubbish u r spitting here. Eyaaaa. See Peppy Luv displaying street madness like her Monkey-headed Dad!!! Like Father, Like Daughter . See her barking like a bi*tch like her Baboon-headed Mum. Like Mother, Like Daughter!! |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by Nobody: 10:17pm On Aug 21, 2013 |
Eeya atleast my pple are behind me but urs deserted u evn when u were drinking panadol for someone else Sori I am no coward to hv multiple identities unlike ur yeroba fellas!it peppy luv nd no other unlike ilekeidi aka texascowgrl aka texascowboy aka babeonline aka st_blackdevil! Am too strong to be intimidated by bans! and to think I was banned for making u cry this afternoon Shame! U can't evn spell "compensate"! *spits on ur ugly face,farts on it and walks away * *bingo!bingo!bingo!.....come and bark!* St_Black: |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by Nobody: 10:21pm On Aug 21, 2013 |
St_blackdevil! If u ever stop posting then u are the biggest fool of d century! Gudnyt Dog! |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by Nobody: 10:26pm On Aug 21, 2013 |
peppy luv: Eeya atleast my pple are behind me but urs deserted u evn when u were drinking panadol for someone else So d Down's Syndrome that stroke ur Dad has also striken U to think i also have another moniker?..... oh girl, ur Dad genes are full of imbeciles men ! Strong? So u mean d strenght u got from d street-madness gene ur Dad passed to u when he forked ur Mum? ...I SEEEEEEEE. A Mad man gave birth to a mad daughter ....Pls when next will ur Dad receive his geriatrics? *waits for her to wail like her iguana-headed Pa* |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by Nobody: 10:29pm On Aug 21, 2013 |
peppy luv: St_blackdevil! If u ever stop posting then u are the biggest fool of d century! "Fool of the century" accolade ur village crocks just bestowed on ur Dad & Mum for giving birth to prostitutes & scallywags ? ...Ull never stop making me ROTFLMAO. |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by Nobody: 11:01pm On Aug 21, 2013 |
Kslib: This one wey people dey wake from death anyhow so,E mean say hope dey ooo.. At what point are we to laugh pls |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by Ernestybaba: 7:20am On Aug 22, 2013 |
Chanchit: Which kyn thing be this na. "e don die, e never die" Mr Man abeg choose one and stop confusing me. Thats why I like muslims, them go don baf am, cement am for 6ft, if he come later wake up, sooner or later e go die there. Nonsense.If u like muslim d way dey rush both ppl who died and doz who are in coma to the grave and bury dem, den I must say that u're hatless. If u were d one buried and u resurrected in d grave and could not come out, how happy would u be? U talk senselessly......how doz d man's death and resurrection stuff take affect ur own life. And besides, there are many who died and come bak to life. So if u dnt hav anytin good to say abt diz myth, remain constantly silent sir Chanchit: Which kyn thing be this na. "e don die, e never die" Mr Man abeg choose one and stop confusing me. Thats why I like muslims, them go don baf am, cement am for 6ft, if he come later wake up, sooner or later e go die there. Nonsense.If u like muslim d way dey rush both ppl who died and doz who are in coma to the grave and bury dem, den I must say that u're hatless. If u were d one buried and u resurrected in d grave and could not come out, how happy would u be? U talk senselessly......how doz d man's death and resurrection stuff take affect ur own life. And besides, there are many who died and come bak to life. So if u dnt hav anytin good to say abt diz myth, remain constantly silent sir Chanchit: Which kyn thing be this na. "e don die, e never die" Mr Man abeg choose one and stop confusing me. Thats why I like muslims, them go don baf am, cement am for 6ft, if he come later wake up, sooner or later e go die there. Nonsense.If u like muslim d way dey rush both ppl who died and doz who are in coma to the grave and bury dem, den I must say that u're hatless. If u were d one buried and u resurrected in d grave and could not come out, how happy would u be? U talk senselessly......how doz d man's death and resurrection stuff take affect ur own life. And besides, there are many who died and come bak to life. So if u dnt hav anytin good to say abt diz myth, remain constantly silent sir |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by Kingalayo(m): 12:50pm On Aug 22, 2013 |
I dnt know dat Ajanaku is a name of a person, so I av been singing to the God of Ajanaku not my own God, Tope Alabi said "ti o ba si ti olorun ajanaku o, ebi mi ibo ni mba wa" God forgive me. |
Re: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by funnyx(m): 1:12pm On Aug 22, 2013 |
Kingalayo: I dnt know dat Ajanaku is a name of a person, so I av been singing to the God of Ajanaku not my own God, Tope Alabi said "ti o ba si ti olorun ajanaku o, ebi mi ibo ni mba wa" God forgive me. Many of us sing Tope Alabi's songs without even knowing she referred to this Ajanaku in her songs, I don't believe you've committed any sin as long as your heart is one with God. |
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