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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Twifemmy(m): 7:16pm On Oct 20, 2022
*Changes in Your Sex Life*

It is not uncommon for there to be fluctuations in the frequency of sex in your marriage.

But these signs may indicate the possibility of an affair.������

https://youtube.com/shorts/Pl6uR1suHRY?feature=share
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by chineduval32: 1:40am On Oct 25, 2022
this one cast ooooo
njuwo:
Hahahahaha!! I just can't stop laughing. This
is the awkward Truth About some husbands.
A group of men gathered at a church
conference on how to live in a loving
relationship with their wives. The men were
asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All
the men raised their hands. Then they were
asked, "When was the last time you told your
wife you love her ?" Some men answered
today, some yesterday, majority didn’t
remember. The men were then told to take
their cell phones and send the following text
to their respective wives: I love you,
sweetheart...
Then the men were told to exchange their
phones so one can read the other wife's reply
to the love message.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then, not now
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you
this time.
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is
actually for, you will die today!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking.
10. Abeg na who be this?

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by chineduval32: 1:41am On Oct 25, 2022
grin grin grin
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by BigbabyRalph: 3:54pm On Nov 07, 2022
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by StyleAfos(m): 4:40am On Dec 16, 2022
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by ReynoldCharles2: 2:19pm On Dec 22, 2022
I found that all men swim and women bathe, because men wear swimming trunks, women swimsuits.
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by randomemailfork: 9:29pm On Dec 22, 2022
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by OfficialTundex(m): 11:04am On Jan 03, 2023
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Bode619(m): 7:22pm On Jan 03, 2023
These are very funny keep it up ��
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by emiron18(m): 2:17am On Jan 12, 2023
How to kiss �
Click and watch how it ended

https://youtube.com/shorts/69ubQ22jkaY?feature=share
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Nobody: 9:56pm On Jan 13, 2023
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by kamtamark(m): 9:56pm On Jan 14, 2023
Lord your daughters don't shave anymore. Your sons are now eating bush meat ����
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Aliceuri: 7:53am On Jan 31, 2023
Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."https://www.gbpro.download/gbpro
hahahahahhaha
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by LifeOfTerese: 2:47pm On Feb 19, 2023
Abizz:


I still have some items o. 🤔🤔
My problem is that I have really not seen someone from my location that would make it easier for us both.
The amount they charge for waybill is too much for some of the items.



Bro sorry to disturb your mention.
Please I need any of the items.
I am struggling to find my feet after going through a lot in life. You can read my diary to have a glimpse of my story.
Please help me with any of the items you can forgo. You will really be helping someone in dire need of them.
Where is your location please?

Below is link to my diary.
https://www.nairaland.com/6720912/rants-tales-ex-convict-32-years

Please bro.
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Abizz: 3:24pm On Feb 19, 2023
LifeOfTerese:



Bro sorry to disturb your mention.
Please I need any of the items.
I am struggling to find my feet after going through a lot in life. You can read my diary to have a glimpse of my story.
Please help me with any of the items you can forgo. You will really be helping someone in dire need of them.
Where is your location please?

Below is link to my diary.
https://www.nairaland.com/6720912/rants-tales-ex-convict-32-years

Please bro.
I'm wary of these new monikers.
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by LifeOfTerese: 3:42pm On Feb 19, 2023
Abizz:

I'm wary of these new monikers.
I have been using this since 2021. The date is on my profile.
Please help me with them.
I will be very grateful bro.
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Abizz: 6:34pm On Feb 19, 2023
LifeOfTerese:

I have been using this since 2021. The date is on my profile.
Please help me with them.
I will be very grateful bro.
Okay, better still, I'm wary of dormant monikers. Inactive ones until when something important arises.

I don't even know how you managed to quote that post. I edited it not long after I posted it.
Have you been following the thread with another moniker? Or have you been following meme with a different moniker? Because you just started following me with this moniker some few minutes ago.
I'm just wondering how you could swiftly quote it.

I'll find time to go through the diary but before then, you could please answer.
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by LifeOfTerese: 2:57pm On Feb 20, 2023
Abizz:

Okay, better still, I'm wary of dormant monikers. Inactive ones until when something important arises.

I don't even know how you managed to quote that post. I edited it not long after I posted it.
Have you been following the thread with another moniker? Or have you been following meme with a different moniker? Because you just started following me with this moniker some few minutes ago.
I'm just wondering how you could swiftly quote it.

I'll find time to go through the diary but before then, you could please answer.
It was just coincidence and I don't have another account. This is the only one I have. It is dormant because I don't have a browsing phone yet since I have been released.


I first came across your diary and I read everything. I was curious to know more so I read your other posts and I saw what you gifted two other people. Since then I have been looking out for your posts. I saw where you offered someone TV and I wanted to beg for it but I saw your response to the guy and it was why I decided to not.
Please find time and go through the link. Although I have made plenty updates but it should reveal a little.
Please help me with them bro.
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Abizz: 5:27pm On Feb 22, 2023
LifeOfTerese:

It was just coincidence and I don't have another account. This is the only one I have. It is dormant because I don't have a browsing phone yet since I have been released.


I first came across your diary and I read everything. I was curious to know more so I read your other posts and I saw what you gifted two other people. Since then I have been looking out for your posts. I saw where you offered someone TV and I wanted to beg for it but I saw your response to the guy and it was why I decided to not.
Please find time and go through the link. Although I have made plenty updates but it should reveal a little.
Please help me with them bro.
Good afternoon sir.
I have read through your diary.
It's quite pitiful and I'm sorry for all you went through.
That was like spending my entire life on earth in that place. I really am dispirited and saddened.

I wish you could continue with the updates tho.
You really are a good writer and you have very sound command of the English language for someone who's been away from freedom for three decades.

Consider the TV yours already, what else do you need sir?
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by vijaibishnoi: 5:26am On Feb 23, 2023
You Should also read Santa Banta Funny Jokes in hindi. these funny jokes never disappoint you for laughing. 😂
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by LifeOfTerese: 10:38am On Feb 23, 2023
Abizz:

Good afternoon sir.
I have read through your diary.
It's quite pitiful and I'm sorry for all you went through.
That was like spending my entire life on earth in that place. I really am dispirited and saddened.

I wish you could continue with the updates tho.
You really are a good writer and you have very sound command of the English language for someone who's been away from freedom for three decades.

Consider the TV yours already, what else do you need sir?
Thanks so much my brother.
God bless you.
Regarding the updates, I do not have a browsing phone hence one of the reasons I stopped. One of the other reasons is that it's too taunting and hurtful to revisit it.

Thanks so much for the TV. I'm very grateful my brother.
Any other thing you can offer bro. My house is currently empty. Just anything.
And please how do I reach you?

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