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Chinese Detective by sammy6(m): 10:05am On Jun 13, 2008
A MAN SUSPECTED HIS WIFE OF CHEATING, SO HE HIRED THE FAMOUS CHINESE DETECTIVE, CHEN LEE, TO WATCH AND REPORT ANY SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITIES WHILE HE WAS AWAY, A FEW DAYS LATER HE RECIEVED THIS REPORT.

MOST HONORABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE, I WATCH HOUSE, HE COME TO HOUSE, I WATCH, HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE, I FOLLOW. HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL, I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN HE KISS SHE, SHE KISS HE, HE STRIP SHE, SHE STRIP HE, HE PLAY WITH SHE, SHE PLAY WITH HE, I PLAY WITH ME, I FALL OFF TREE, I NO SEE.

NO FEE,
CHEN LEE.
Re: Chinese Detective by Jeovy(m): 4:49pm On Jun 13, 2008
A lot oh HEESSSSS,
He is fired
Re: Chinese Detective by olulu(m): 5:30pm On Jun 13, 2008
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Chinese Detective by kene20(m): 7:15pm On Jun 13, 2008
hahaha,
Re: Chinese Detective by Migines(m): 10:53pm On Jun 13, 2008
Lol.Chen lee es muy estùpido.
Re: Chinese Detective by unix4real1(m): 11:18pm On Jun 13, 2008
Nice one grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Chinese Detective by popsonj(m): 11:56pm On Jun 13, 2008
hmmn embarassed
Re: Chinese Detective by ThugLife1(m): 12:04am On Jun 14, 2008
cheesy cheesy
Re: Chinese Detective by ituen(m): 10:03am On Jun 14, 2008
so the guy still get power to write letter after the fall?
Re: Chinese Detective by Migines(m): 11:53am On Jun 14, 2008
Chen lee es muy estùpido.
Re: Chinese Detective by ayusman16(m): 12:02pm On Jun 14, 2008
infactlee he's verylee idiotlee
Re: Chinese Detective by ituen(m): 4:50pm On Jun 14, 2008
Last time i saw migines, he looked chinese
Re: Chinese Detective by nightnurse(f): 5:10pm On Jun 14, 2008
l ;Dl
Re: Chinese Detective by Migines(m): 5:42pm On Jun 14, 2008
Last tym i saw u, u lookd lyk a chinese detective.
Re: Chinese Detective by dreday(m): 8:51pm On Jun 14, 2008
Jeovy:

A lot oh HEESSSSS,
He is fired
He is STUPID
Re: Chinese Detective by ituen(m): 2:36am On Jun 15, 2008
I agree migines

There is a difference between a field detective and an office detective

You are the former
Re: Chinese Detective by krama(m): 2:37am On Jun 15, 2008
Dumbie chinese
Re: Chinese Detective by nike4luv(f): 1:40pm On Jun 23, 2008
best eva
Re: Chinese Detective by folly69(m): 1:45pm On Jun 23, 2008
nice joke
Re: Chinese Detective by bibs(f): 3:55pm On Jun 23, 2008
ituen:

so the guy still get power to write letter after the fall?
abi o
Re: Chinese Detective by kene20(m): 4:34pm On Jun 23, 2008
He must b writing 4rm hospital bed grin
Re: Chinese Detective by princeyomi(m): 5:53pm On Jun 24, 2008
Hi watz up, my name is Prince oriyomi by name, am from Nigeria and i m proud of whom i am and where i come from. i came across ya profile and would love to know u more, be ur friend and see if it,s leads to something else, do u have msn chat id or yahoo? if yes get back to me with any so we can start chatting and get to know more about each other and if u dont mind get back to me with ur phone number as well, a word from u would be nice, honest does it all,
Re: Chinese Detective by mohawkchic(f): 6:39pm On Jun 24, 2008
princeyomi:

Hi watz up, my name is Prince oriyomi by name, am from Nigeria and i m proud of whom i am and where i come from. i came across ya profile and would love to know u more, be your friend and see if it,s leads to something else, do u have msn chat id or yahoo? if yes get back to me with any so we can start chatting and get to know more about each other and if u don't mind get back to me with your phone number as well, a word from u would be nice, honest does it all,


~There is a section for Hookups!!
Re: Chinese Detective by mohawkchic(f): 6:41pm On Jun 24, 2008
~Am still Laffing @ Joke grin~
Re: Chinese Detective by clemcykul(f): 9:16am On Jun 25, 2008
@prince the lover boi grin
Re: Chinese Detective by ituen(m): 7:48am On Jun 27, 2008
princeyomi:

Hi watz up, my name is Prince oriyomi by name, am from Nigeria and i m proud of whom i am and where i come from. i came across ya profile and would love to know u more, be your friend and see if it,s leads to something else, do u have msn chat id or yahoo? if yes get back to me with any so we can start chatting and get to know more about each other and if u don't mind get back to me with your phone number as well, a word from u would be nice, honest does it all,

Havent u guys noticed that the post wasnt directed to anyone
Re: Chinese Detective by clemcykul(f): 8:35am On Jun 27, 2008
u dont 4get say my name na *HI WAZ UP*?
Re: Chinese Detective by ituen(m): 8:34am On Jun 30, 2008
hehehehehe grin grin grin
Re: Chinese Detective by clemcykul(f): 10:34am On Jun 30, 2008
close ur teeth na, wetin i do u wey u dey flash ur kolanut teeth for me?
Re: Chinese Detective by Jeovy(m): 1:28pm On Jun 30, 2008
The power of admiration
Re: Chinese Detective by Nella(f): 1:37pm On Jun 30, 2008
haa, lmao funny!
Re: Chinese Detective by ituen(m): 7:37am On Jul 01, 2008
@Jeovy

anybody admiring clemcykul at this present 21st century must be under the influence of stupidity

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