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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by ayet15(m): 11:55pm On Sep 27, 2013
I want to sell my soul to satan, to become a big celebrity and a famous actor and rapper and become a billionaire, my God is SATAN.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:58pm On Sep 27, 2013
At the mention of His Name, evil flees.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:08am On Sep 28, 2013
Satan liveth. Believe it. Or not. It doesn't matter.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by MrTroll(m): 11:12am On Sep 28, 2013
Alfa, what is your mission here on NL as a satanist?
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:38pm On Sep 28, 2013
Mr Troll: Alfa, what is your mission here on NL as a satanist?

Share knowledge.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by MrTroll(m): 3:04pm On Sep 28, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

Share knowledge.
So far, what progress have you made? Its only slander i see you sharing herewink
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:13pm On Sep 28, 2013
Mr Troll: So far, what progress have you made? Its only slander i see you sharing herewink

You interpretation does not qualify my actions no matters how dear you hold them or how many people agree with you.

You can only bring a horse to the stream. Those that want to know will know but ostriches cannot do otherwise than burying their heads.

I give knowledge. You reject it and accuse me of slander. Your problem. I hope you go to heaven. Spits.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Caracta(f): 3:16pm On Sep 28, 2013
I am looking for satanist
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:17pm On Sep 28, 2013
Caracta: I am looking for satanist

Why?
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Caracta(f): 3:21pm On Sep 28, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

Why?

We have unfinished business. Are you his guardian angel? cheesy
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:19pm On Sep 28, 2013
Haters keep hating. Satan is winning.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by MrTroll(m): 9:31pm On Sep 28, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

You interpretation does not qualify my actions no matters how dear you hold them or how many people agree with you.

You can only bring a horse to the stream. Those that want to know will know but ostriches cannot do otherwise than burying their heads.

I give knowledge. You reject it and accuse me of slander. Your problem. I hope you go to heaven. Spits.
grin grin touched a nerve? Why the long face?
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:14am On Sep 29, 2013
Mr Troll: grin grin touched a nerve? Why the long face?

no. was in a bad mood. missing Ishilove.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ishilove: 11:19am On Sep 29, 2013
Mr Troll: So far, what progress have you made? Its only slander i see you sharing herewink
Lmao!!! cheesy
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ishilove: 11:25am On Sep 29, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

no. was in a bad mood. missing Ishilove.
There's a spot in the kingdom of God reserved for you, if only you'll open up your heart to let Jesus in...
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ishilove: 11:28am On Sep 29, 2013
Mr Troll, I see you are having a conversation with yourself. Well, the message is also for you and not just your satanic alter ego. There is fire in His eyes and He is standing at the door of your heart, knocking and waiting to be let in.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:16pm On Sep 29, 2013
Ishilove:
There's a spot in the kingdom of God reserved for you, if only you'll open up your heart to let Jesus in...
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Welcome to our domain.

I think if you have a spot for me, you are the one that needs to open it up. wink

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 1:18pm On Sep 29, 2013
striktlymi: Hallo...

Is this a Satanists only thread??

Lmao.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ishilove: 2:24pm On Sep 29, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: 0

Welcome to our domain.

I think if you have a spot for me, you are the one that needs to open it up. wink
Double entendre
angry
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:25pm On Sep 29, 2013
Ishilove:
Double entendre
angry

Your intelligence is dumbfounding.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ishilove: 2:31pm On Sep 29, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

Your intelligence is dumbfounding.
And sarcasm doesn't affect me
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:42pm On Sep 29, 2013
Ishilove:
And sarcasm doesn't affect me

That's why we should be together. We get each other.
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by nnofaith: 2:45pm On Sep 29, 2013
is troll and alfa same person?!
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:50pm On Sep 29, 2013
nnofaith: is troll and alfa same person?!

no
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ishilove: 2:51pm On Sep 29, 2013
nnofaith: is troll and alfa same person?!
Yep, even though he denies it
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ishilove: 2:51pm On Sep 29, 2013
Alfa Seltzer:

That's why we should be together. We get each other.
Darkness and light have nothing in common
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:41pm On Sep 29, 2013
Ishilove:
Darkness and light have nothing in common

One can't exist without the other. They need each other inspite of their animosities.

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by MrTroll(m): 4:13pm On Sep 29, 2013
Ishilove: Mr Troll, I see you are having a conversation with yourself. Well, the message is also for you and not just your satanic alter ego. There is fire in His eyes and He is standing at the door of your heart, knocking and waiting to be let in.
This is why you will remain a christian. . . Whats that story about the wolf and the apple tree?undecided

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by MrTroll(m): 4:15pm On Sep 29, 2013
Ishilove:
Yep, even though he denies it
any evidence?

Never mind, you're religious. You require no evidence to believe. . .

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ishilove: 5:33pm On Sep 29, 2013
Mr Troll: any evidence?

Never mind, you're religious. You require no evidence to believe. . .
Mr Troll darleen, I would have told you to kiss a certain area of my anatomy, but it would be rude and unlady-like angry
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by MrTroll(m): 11:39pm On Sep 29, 2013
Ishilove:
Mr Troll darleen, I would have told you to kiss a certain area of my anatomy, but it would be rude and unlady-like angry
Its too flat anywaystongue

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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ishilove: 5:28am On Sep 30, 2013
Mr Troll: Its too flat anywaystongue
Veeeery funny! Mscheeew

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