Give yourself to Satan and be free from slavery....Ave Satanas....

When i'm bored i come here to laugh

good job Alfa. I like the way you reply some people. . .

Everything you have been murmuring or shouting for can be yours if only you can accept and use the Satanic powers inside of you.

All hail lord lucifer!

Lord Lucifer, we thank you for keeping us alive to see another day despite what your enemies are planning, you keep on protecting us....goodmorning to you my fellow satanists...Ave Satanas...

Alfa Seltzer: Everything you have been murmuring or shouting for can be yours if only you can accept and use the Satanic powers inside of you.

Good work bro.

I know it wasnt easy getting this thread on the map. I'm impressed by your perseverance

1 Be gracious to me, Satan, be gracious to me,
for I take refuge in You.
I will seek refuge in the shadow of Your wings
until danger passes.
2 I call to Satan Most High,
to Lucifer who fulfills His purpose for me.
3 He reaches up from hell and saves me,
challenging the one who tramples me. Ave!
Satan sends His faithful love and truth.
4 I am surrounded by lions;
I lie down with those who devour men.
Their teeth are spears and arrows;
their tongues are sharp swords.
5 Satan, be exalted;
let Your glory be over the whole earth.
6 They prepared a net for my steps;
I was despondent.
They dug a pit ahead of me,
but they fell into it! Ave!

7 My heart is confident, Satan, my heart is confident.
I will sing; I will sing praises.
8 Wake up, my soul!
Wake up, harp and lyre!
I will wake up the dawn.
9 I will praise You, Lord, among the peoples;
I will sing praises to You among the nations.
10 For Your faithful love is as high as the heavens;
Your faithfulness reaches the clouds.
11 Satan, be exalted above the heavens;
let Your glory be over the whole earth.

Maybe Tomorrow


Maybe tomorrow, I will paint a picture... as the fire deep inside craves expression.

Maybe I will embrace the Serpent’s wisdom... as it is the cornerstone of who I am.

Maybe I will rise from the ashes like Phenex... as the past is dead, and can never keep me down.

Maybe I will make a difference in someones life... as it can change the world.

Maybe I will travel to an unknown location... as treasures can be found in the unlikeliest of places.

Maybe I will allow him into my heart... because the Ancient Dragon is my Creator and my Destroyer.


Maybe tomorrow, I will perform a special ritual... as the Serpent gave the world a gift when he slithered in the garden.

Maybe I shall write the book I was meant to write... so the unknown will become known.

Maybe I will change my circumstances… and manifest my Will despite what happens to me.

Maybe I will break the shackles that bind me... as one should never give up.

Maybe I will unleash the Dragon within... as darkness is the foundation, and through it, the truth is found.

Maybe I will learn to dance... as I am loved by those who matter to me.


Maybe tomorrow, I will listen to the philosophical words of Paimon... as they lead to an understanding of all that is.

Maybe I will take a new course... as learning is limitless, and stagnation the greatest enemy.

Maybe I will share what matters to me... as battles can't always be won, yet the war for truth should always be fought.

Maybe I shall spread my wings and fly... as freedom is everything.

Maybe I will petition Vassago about what the future holds... as it is never too late to change direction.


Maybe tomorrow I will...



But my Lord Satan says... why not today?

^^^ dne emit sgniht. The lord is my sheperd sha.

Bestow upon me, Satan, the characteristics of the Dragon.
Overwhelming strength, vanquishing all weakness.
Uncompromising power, to manifest my Will.
A fierce presence, in the face of my enemies.
Dreadfully protective, a shield for those I care about.
May its fire burn in my spirit, keeping the black flame bright.

Satan on top.

I thought there was freedom of speech here? Why the hidden posts

are Martians allowed on this thread?

aManFromMars: are Martians allowed on this thread?

As you have posted, you have become one of us and thus are very much welcome. May Satan bless you.

Mr Troll: I thought there was freedom of speech here? Why the hidden posts

Trigger happy mods. Maybe they are tired of protecting their weak jesus and now think that Almighty Satan needs their protection as well. Sorry mods, Satan don't need you to protect him. He can take care of himself unlike your gods.

Is satan male, female or Herm ?
Is it hetero or Bi ?
Does it have sex and is it the Hetero, Homo or Bisexual kind ?
Details please

edoyad: Is satan male, female or Herm ?
Is it hetero or Bi ?
Does it have sex and is it the Hetero, Homo or Bisexual kind ?
Details please

Satan can be whatever He wants to be.

Alfa Seltzer:

Satan can be whatever[size=14pt] He[/size] wants to be.

You have answered me already ?


Now my second question is, how can he make rich beyond my wildest dreams ?

edoyad:

You have answered me already ?


Now my second question is, how can he make rich beyond my wildest dreams ?

It is so simple it boggles the mind why people accept poverty fostering religions.

Just keep Satan's commandments and riches will overflow. His principles are simple: love yourself. put yourself first. If you can do this, then riches will come.

This satanic dude means business oo.

RationalDude: This satanic dude means business oo.

Satan sees you. Greetings.

Alfa Seltzer:

It is so simple it boggles the mind why people accept poverty fostering religions.

Just keep Satan's commandments and riches will overflow. His principles are simple: love yourself. put yourself first. If you can do this, then riches will come.

Hahahahahahahahaha

Satan does not fear humanity.
Satan does not fear science
Satan does not demand that you worship him.
Satan will never threaten you with everlasting torture.
Satan does not judge you.
Satan does not demand that you give him your money
Satan doesn't require a day of laziness from you
Satan will not confuse you with contradicting rules
Satan will not require impossible tasks from you
Satan's love is free
Satan wants you to have knowledge and be wise
Satan wants you to have all the pleasures and riches you can in this life

Come to Him today. You can't go wrong with Satan

Breathtakingly beautiful and very creative odes to Satan you've been spewing out..... humorous thread tho

THE POWER OF SATAN COMPELS ME! THE POWER OF SATAN COMPELS ME!! THE POWER OF SATAN COMPELS!!!...AVE SATANAS!!!

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*yawn*
*hiss*
When will Satan finally be locked up in the bottomless pit?