RationalDude: She was an ''olosho'' and as such, she ''shined'' many ''congos''. Jesus might have been one of the "network testers" but the bible doesn't say much on their relationship so I'm not going to jump the gun here.

Ray McBlue:

Aha! There you go! You just admitted it! The accompanying excuses are irrelevant.

RationalDude: The keyword there is "might". I didn't admit anything.

Mr Troll: Nice work here Alfa. Since the thread was not stickied, you have taken it upon yourself to maintain it on the first page. You de try. . .

nnofaith: greetings to the evil one

hope that was appropriate?

Alfa Seltzer:

don't greet yahweh here please.

Ajibam:
an archangel is enough,,

joel lala: I didnt want to comment in this thread until i saw that the main aim of creating this thread was defeated from scratch.

@Alfa, please stop talking about jesus or yahweh or anything that has to do with christainity here...i expected you to tell us stories about your master from your satanic book and how it helped mankind just like how the christains and muslims do..tell us what he did positively for mankind and his plans nw..stop rigmarolling with the christain God /jesus here and saying all sorts of attrocities about him..or cant your satan master do without God because you simply cant say much about your master but can say more than a handful about God.

joel lala: I didnt want to comment in this thread until i saw that the main aim of creating this thread was defeated from scratch.

@Alfa, please stop talking about jesus or yahweh or anything that has to do with christainity here...i expected you to tell us stories about your master from your satanic book and how it helped mankind just like how the christains and muslims do..tell us what he did positively for mankind and his plans nw..stop rigmarolling with the christain God /jesus here and saying all sorts of attrocities about him..or cant your satan master do without God because you simply cant say much about your master but can say more than a handful about God.

ifeness:

Come on dude! Satan is The opposite of yahweh. He is NOT the father of lies. Anyone who believes that is deluded. You cannot truly know who Satan is based on what HIS enemy says about him. That's like me looking to get to know through the eyes of YOUR enemies. What do you think they will say about you? Deluded sheeple are simply regurgitating what they have been conditioned and indoctrinated to believe all their lives.

Anyone who steps away from the pastor and seeks Satan himself will see he is NOT this evil thing that sheeple are warned about. Satan is the TRUE GOD. He tried to give mankind knowledge but was prevented from doing so. Satan does not demand worship. Satan does not label mankind as sinners. Satan does not threaten people with hellfire. Satan does not tell you it's wrong to be gay. Satan did not order the murder of innocent people time and time again in the buybull. Satan did not author a book filled with lies and contradictions. Satan does not call himself a jealous god. Satan does not demand to be the center of your life. Satan does not need hoards of people on bended knee groveling before him. Satan does not hate women.

Sanskrit is one of the oldest languages known to man. In Sanskrit, Satan means TRUTH. In hebrew, which showed up hundreds of thousands of years later, Satan means enemy and for good reason. Anyone who has courage enough to take the time to do some research and study will see this. Unfortunately, people are lazy and are content with having someone else shovel filth and garbage down their throat which they then regurgitate.

joel lala:

I dont think i mentioned that satan is the father of all lies here(although we all know he is) but what am saying is Alfa should stop dragging God/yaweh/jesus here..he should focus solely on satan or cant his master exist without God?

Alfa Seltzer:

You now want to tell me how I should worship my Master? Who tha faq do ya think you are?

Alfa Seltzer:

It is your master who can't exist without mine.

joel lala:

I dont think i mentioned that satan is the father of all lies here(although we all know he is) but what am saying is Alfa should stop dragging God/yaweh/jesus here..he should focus solely on satan or cant his master exist without God?

joel lala:

Guy pipe down and stop getting worked up for nothing..i simply told you the truth..Also i didnt tell you how to worship your master rather i told you to stop dragging God/yahweh/jesus etc here..let us see how you worship your master and also share with us how satan delivered his own people from their enemies in your satanic book..let us see what he can do and plans to save mankind from your book of satan..NOTE- any master that depends on another master to survive aint no master..

Alfa Seltzer:

Tell the bolded to yahweh.

ayet15: i want to sell my soul to satan

joel lala:

show us how..you cant even maintain a thread without mentioning God or jesus..what a weak master you have...abeg tell us a story from your book of how satan delivered his own..*grabs popcorn and soda*

Divepen: What a haven of death this is ....Alfa i lift my voice to God for you that as you read this , that he remove you from every bondage of the devil in Jesus name and that the Holyghost begin to perform wonders so near you that you will be forced to backdown ...and stop worshiping satan IN JESUS NAME

Alfa Seltzer:

I think your god may have gone a bit deaf. Shout louder.

texanomaly: Good morning Alfa

Happy Sunday

God bless you

joel lala: Tell US how Satan has delivered his people in ancient times...or you guys don't have a single tale to tell US in your satanic books...what a shame..cheesy