Alfa Seltzer:

Misinformed.
Satan is in charge. Yahweh is hiding. All your foaming in the mouth can't change these facts.

RationalDude: If I was Yahweh, I would probably be preparing Alfa's special torture chamber in the hottest part of hell duh! Of course it is
Why can't his Satanic master ban me? He has to wait for nairaland mods to do that cos satan can't do a simple thing like placing someone on a ban.

RationalDude: If I was Yahweh, I would probably be preparing Alfa's special torture chamber in the hottest part of hell duh! Of course it is
Why can't his Satanic master ban me? He has to wait for nairaland mods to do that cos satan can't do a simple thing like placing someone on a ban.

Alfa Seltzer:

Misinformed.
Satan is in charge. Yahweh is hiding. All your foaming in the mouth can't change these facts.

Alfa Seltzer:

No ban here. Freedom of speech is paramount in our world. Unlike yahweh, Satan can take anything you throw at him, including misinformed insults.

It takes Satanic courage to confront Satan. He's alright.

Ray McBlue: So tell me, Alfa, your lord and master Lucifer and the Christian god Yahweh, which one do you think would win in a fair arm wrestling bout?

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Alfa Seltzer:

One of them looks gay. Long haired sissy crier.

Ray McBlue:


Are you implying that Lucy frowned upon homosexuals as well?

Alfa Seltzer:

He like them. But Jizz-Us, rather doesn't which begs the question, why is he trying to be like them?

Ray McBlue:

Hmmn...you may have a point there, in fact a deep one. Maybe J-man is gay...

Alfa Seltzer:

The sings are there, if you look closer.

Ray McBlue:

You mean the perpetual long hair and effeminate flowing gowns he favoured? Yeah...you may be right.

Judas2013:

I do not think anyone is interested in banning you. You are allowed to express your ignorance,

our duty is to enlighten you.

Remember the same thing happened to Adam an Eve. Yahweh lied to them,Satan exposed him .

You do not need to pray or pay tithe,just be yourself.

If a woman walks past you,pls feel free to turn around and check out her ass. It is not a sin unlike yahweh told you.

Alfa Seltzer:

Plus being surrounded by men all the time. Telling them he will make them "fishers of men".

RationalDude:

Get thee behind me satan........ Um....... On a second note.......... Stand in front of me where i can clearly see you so that you don't try anything funny behind me.

Ray McBlue:

OMG!! You are so on point!!

But that is so true! So J-man really was gay!?

Alfa Seltzer:

He was telling them that correct path is the narrow path.

Then he told Thomas to put his finger inside his holes.

The signs are there. Many. Sounds too gay.

Ray McBlue:

OMG!! You are so on point!!

But that is so true! So J-man really was gay!?

Alfa Seltzer:

He was telling them that correct path is the narrow path.

Then he told Thomas to put his finger inside his holes.

The signs are there. Many. Sounds too gay.

RationalDude: No one can have a babe like Mary Magdalene and still be gay.

Ray McBlue:

Are you implying that J-man phucked her?!

RationalDude: Stop twisting my words like a servant of Luciferus Von Satanus.

Ray McBlue:

But weren't you the one that said, and I quote "No one can have a babe like Mary Magdalene and still be gay."

What was the significance of the word 'Have' in your comment, then?

RationalDude: I never mentioned Jesus in my post. I said "no one". No put me for trouble oo!

Ray McBlue:

Whom were you referring to, then?

And remember in the bible, only J-man had a one-on-one section with the hooker, or am I missing something?