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"i Don't Remember Eating That!" by nightnurse(f): 4:22pm On Jul 08, 2008
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.
She sits down at the bar next to a drunk. The drunk rolls
around, leans over, and splat! He pukes all over the dog. The
drunk looks down, sees the little dog struggling in the pool of
vomit, and slurs, "I don't remember eating that!"
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by coolykdat(m): 4:56pm On Jul 08, 2008
shocked Now thats what I call a disgusting joke. grin grin grin grin grin
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by gunpoint(m): 4:59pm On Jul 08, 2008
nitey!!!!!
welcom bac babe. . . .
u swt swt Gen missd u so so much.
gimi a K
gimi an I
gemi an S
gemi an S
kiss me, kiss me, kiss me
grin angry grin
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by nightnurse(f): 6:30pm On Jul 08, 2008
take S
take S
take I
take K

hope u re ok with that huh ?lol pointgun tongue
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by Jeovy(m): 6:41pm On Jul 08, 2008
girl, you are wicked,show a brother some love
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by gunpoint(m): 6:54pm On Jul 08, 2008
@JEOVY
OU SEN U WRK??
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by Jeovy(m): 6:58pm On Jul 08, 2008
I feel your frustration,is not easy to compose you know
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by ituen(m): 5:51am On Jul 09, 2008
NICE ONE WIFEY!!!!

@gunpoint
Na my wife u dey hail so. Make e jus be normal hailing oh
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by gunpoint(m): 6:43am On Jul 09, 2008
@ituen
abeg go face equlibrium,
na him fit u
angry angry angry
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by ituen(m): 6:50am On Jul 09, 2008
U know say i dey use equilibrum do yab-rustiness
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by clemcykul(f): 9:01am On Jul 09, 2008
lol
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by tufe(m): 5:38pm On Jul 09, 2008
no teeth to go with the lol. thats strange
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by nightnurse(f): 6:27pm On Jul 09, 2008
;d ;d ;d
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by benjay1(m): 6:39pm On Jul 09, 2008
tufe:

no teeth to go with the lol. thats strange
How many times i go tell you, She dey save her teeth for that close-up contest.
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by ituen(m): 6:23am On Jul 10, 2008
and i borrowed her some of mine
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by clemcykul(f): 8:15am On Jul 10, 2008
my gawdtttt grin
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by benjay1(m): 9:35am On Jul 10, 2008
wetin do your gawdtttt
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by clemcykul(f): 9:57am On Jul 10, 2008
no idea
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by benjay1(m): 10:00am On Jul 10, 2008
who press pause for your head ?
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by clemcykul(f): 10:22am On Jul 10, 2008
*ur dada head don dey heavy u again, *uses saw to shave off his dreadlocks
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by benjay1(m): 10:27am On Jul 10, 2008
clemcykul:

*your dada head don dey heavy u again, *uses saw to shave off his dreadlocks

How you take know say i dey save my dada ??
E get one yankee babe, i dey try toast here, she say she only date guyz with dreads,
Na im your broda begin save dada oooo. grin
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by ituen(m): 8:52am On Jul 11, 2008
Make u save reach armpit and Private part
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by benjay1(m): 9:10am On Jul 11, 2008
LOL grin
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by clemcykul(f): 9:21am On Jul 11, 2008
close ur teeth!
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by nightnurse(f): 1:02pm On Jul 11, 2008
e no gree close grin
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by benjay1(m): 1:11pm On Jul 11, 2008
If you got it, flaunt it. My teeth too clean, so i dey sample am. grin
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by ituen(m): 6:32am On Jul 12, 2008
Why wont ur teeth be clean, when u use tippex.
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by nightnurse(f): 12:15pm On Jul 12, 2008
lol tipex grin
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by benjay1(m): 2:45pm On Jul 12, 2008
@Ituen Broda, why you dey like open my yansh like this ? embarassed
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by Jeovy(m): 2:50pm On Jul 12, 2008
your yansh is always open
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by benjay1(m): 2:59pm On Jul 12, 2008
And if you dey ok, wetin you dey always look go there ?
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by Jeovy(m): 3:00pm On Jul 12, 2008
you dey open am every where

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