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"i Don't Remember Eating That!" by nightnurse(f): 4:22pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash. She sits down at the bar next to a drunk. The drunk rolls around, leans over, and splat! He pukes all over the dog. The drunk looks down, sees the little dog struggling in the pool of vomit, and slurs, "I don't remember eating that!" |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by coolykdat(m): 4:56pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
Now thats what I call a disgusting joke. |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by gunpoint(m): 4:59pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
nitey!!!!! welcom bac babe. . . . u swt swt Gen missd u so so much. gimi a K gimi an I gemi an S gemi an S kiss me, kiss me, kiss me |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by nightnurse(f): 6:30pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
take S take S take I take K hope u re ok with that huh ?lol pointgun |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by Jeovy(m): 6:41pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
girl, you are wicked,show a brother some love |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by gunpoint(m): 6:54pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
@JEOVY OU SEN U WRK?? |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by Jeovy(m): 6:58pm On Jul 08, 2008 |
I feel your frustration,is not easy to compose you know |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by ituen(m): 5:51am On Jul 09, 2008 |
NICE ONE WIFEY!!!! @gunpoint Na my wife u dey hail so. Make e jus be normal hailing oh |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by gunpoint(m): 6:43am On Jul 09, 2008 |
@ituen abeg go face equlibrium, na him fit u |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by ituen(m): 6:50am On Jul 09, 2008 |
U know say i dey use equilibrum do yab-rustiness |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by clemcykul(f): 9:01am On Jul 09, 2008 |
lol |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by tufe(m): 5:38pm On Jul 09, 2008 |
no teeth to go with the lol. thats strange |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by nightnurse(f): 6:27pm On Jul 09, 2008 |
;d ;d ;d |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by benjay1(m): 6:39pm On Jul 09, 2008 |
tufe:How many times i go tell you, She dey save her teeth for that close-up contest. |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by ituen(m): 6:23am On Jul 10, 2008 |
and i borrowed her some of mine |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by clemcykul(f): 8:15am On Jul 10, 2008 |
my gawdtttt |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by benjay1(m): 9:35am On Jul 10, 2008 |
wetin do your gawdtttt |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by clemcykul(f): 9:57am On Jul 10, 2008 |
no idea |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by benjay1(m): 10:00am On Jul 10, 2008 |
who press pause for your head ? |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by clemcykul(f): 10:22am On Jul 10, 2008 |
*ur dada head don dey heavy u again, *uses saw to shave off his dreadlocks |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by benjay1(m): 10:27am On Jul 10, 2008 |
clemcykul: How you take know say i dey save my dada ?? E get one yankee babe, i dey try toast here, she say she only date guyz with dreads, Na im your broda begin save dada oooo. |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by ituen(m): 8:52am On Jul 11, 2008 |
Make u save reach armpit and Private part |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by benjay1(m): 9:10am On Jul 11, 2008 |
LOL |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by clemcykul(f): 9:21am On Jul 11, 2008 |
close ur teeth! |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by nightnurse(f): 1:02pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
e no gree close |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by benjay1(m): 1:11pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
If you got it, flaunt it. My teeth too clean, so i dey sample am. |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by ituen(m): 6:32am On Jul 12, 2008 |
Why wont ur teeth be clean, when u use tippex. |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by nightnurse(f): 12:15pm On Jul 12, 2008 |
lol tipex |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by benjay1(m): 2:45pm On Jul 12, 2008 |
@Ituen Broda, why you dey like open my yansh like this ? |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by Jeovy(m): 2:50pm On Jul 12, 2008 |
your yansh is always open |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by benjay1(m): 2:59pm On Jul 12, 2008 |
And if you dey ok, wetin you dey always look go there ? |
Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by Jeovy(m): 3:00pm On Jul 12, 2008 |
you dey open am every where |
Here Comes A New Way To Propose / Dis Police Woman Dey Toast Me / Crack Ur Ribs
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