A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today!"

The woman must have messed up the poor guy's life

OMG.LOL.Poor guy!He would have been a free man today!What a marriage that would have been!

ROFLMAO! Dis is damn hilarious

nice one

Na by force remembrance be this

i pity the guy sha!

Looking into the future,i see this happening to SHOWBOBO and MONICAMONY 

*quickly runs away*

biggerboy that is very sensitive and sensible of you, I am not laughing though. 1-0

Fake prophet biggerboy u see nothing

What a great one!

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@ poster, Babe i like your sense of humour,
Meanwhile i need break-up tips here abeg
_{i believe everyone know my story ?}

Who are u breaking up with we never hook up in the first place,

@Monicamony Was i drunk when the marriage took place between us ?
_{*shakes Monicamony - maybe u're daydreaming*}

Oh GOD! What is it with all this fcu!<ing remix and upgrade jokes.

@Monicamony I needed the Break-up tips for my present girl.
Anyway since u don begin dey like me,
There is room here for hookup.
_{hw e go be naaa ?}

Thanx for the offer but i don't date a playa.

Oh GOD! What is it with all this fcu!<ing remix and upgrade jokes.

You are a damn liar!!! You think you can diss every joke u read? I knowyour type. O my God to you to. I studied u u never have any good thing to say.You r just saying the same thing over and over again. You can d better.

@Monicamony I hope i wasn't the person u were dissing ?
_{cracks knuckles}

;d ;d ;d u want to break up to hook up all in one day man?

I thought as much
_{calms down}

@Monica Why are you putting me on hold?
Abi u dey work with MTN?
There is still room for hook up.

Calms down u want fight me? Bring it on Ben you think i am afraid of u take this punch ghhh! yes that hit u on the right spot. . Sorry try again later. The correspondent you are trying to call is not available at the moment please try again later.

@Monica You could have told me you were a boxer so i come better prepared
*enters room*

Ben what are u working on? I want to reply to that let me go and view your joke and steal it ha! ha! ha! See you there in a sec.

@Monica You go like quarell pass fight ooo.
So what are u trying to insinuate? that i steal jokes
_{u no know me, i dey vex quick ooo}

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