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Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 5:45pm On Nov 20, 2008
"Bring the rant on" he says

grant an interview, he says no

when will he finally explain what is behind his rant

playing hard to get?

very soon, he will claim he is not proud . . . .

awww , . undecided tongue

Bring the rant on my . . . lipsrsealed
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 6:30pm On Nov 20, 2008
proud i am not

that word i resent

arrogance now that

i might actually smile at

the need to be unhinged and free

my rants stem from, interviews, i am not yet ripe for

gamine, you can interview, many a male is dying for the 25year old


my rant is my right

and my right remains with my rant

and for now and foreseeable future

my rant remains on this page




come and rant once in a while
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Moyola(f): 6:38pm On Nov 20, 2008
princesa o!!! cheesy

airblaze o!

m kind'a lyking una rant o!! wink

more plz. . . . cool
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 7:24pm On Nov 20, 2008
lol

wetin do you hand?

lol try and write something too madam grin
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Moyola(f): 7:26pm On Nov 20, 2008
drz nofin tu rant about @ the mo. tongue

abi make i juzz talk anytin? undecided
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 7:32pm On Nov 20, 2008
anything eventually turns to something

if you cant about the present

maybe you should about the past

cept of course you are one of the few that life has being dancing to thier tune
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 7:54pm On Nov 20, 2008
Heavy Night

It was a Heavy Night

But i Will love You in the morning

With you i am Calm

A pearl in your oyster

My head on your chest,

A sudden smile

A private kind of happiness

i see giant proclamations of "very well"

But our Love is louder than words!

Heavy night,

It was a Heavy Night

But i will love you in the morning.
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 8:01pm On Nov 20, 2008
now gamine loves again

pick a petal

to love or not to love

gamine make up your mind

decisions are the foundations

of whatever sha::::::;

give me a legit rant please

you cant start good this morn

then want to end on this note


me,

am mad

another day, gone or almost

closing in 4mins

have to drive out of this lousy estate

to the lousy bridge and join the last 500,000 peeps making their way home

ahaaaash, whatever happened to living on the island,driving from here to the pub

where did my tall dream start to go short

gah, i need money, i need money oooo, i need money


the bridge

what do you hold in stock today

seamless traffic i hope

for i got no more cigar for

company
just tupac and biggie screaming the same ol same ol at me

the bridge today is a day to be nice 40minutes let me be home

for another rant i hope to spew before sleep takes me

dear bridge ,please be nice today

for the blaze comeths
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 10:20pm On Nov 20, 2008
ok

the bridge was nice

big deal, atleast am home

the empty house, food upturned into plate

saw dust like i must say


i need me a househelp
Re: My Book Of Rants! by bluespice(f): 11:23pm On Nov 20, 2008
i hate u!
not some teenagerish hatred that spans for as long as i say it,
not some hatred that makes me want to kill u,
but the hatred that stems from the fact that im being nice to u
how do u make me do it?
i hate u so and u know
yet i give u wat u want
a friend?
i offer me
a girlfriend?
i give u my best
buddies?
i sacrifice mine
yet u treat me so!
u talk to me like i mean nothing
and i hate u so
i wish i could do wat i really wanted
but i cant stand my best
gaaaaah!
this thing called love makes a fool of people
yes i accept!
i love u like the sore i wish would go but i want to remain
u are my doom
and i sullenly accept it
u are here to stay
but i really do hate u! angry cry angry angry angry

Disclaimer: This is a rant, any similarities bore to any recent occurences means its u muhphucka im talking to! angry
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 12:31am On Nov 21, 2008
amen

love him to death or hate him to death

just make sure death is involved

sickening though, you love yet you share friends

hmmmm


loco
Re: My Book Of Rants! by bluespice(f): 1:47am On Nov 21, 2008
love does have platonic tones u know undecided
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 2:51am On Nov 21, 2008
A pimple popped out of my face today. angry

King of rants, is this a rant? grin
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Akinagirl(f): 3:00am On Nov 21, 2008
That's not rant! angry cheesy
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 4:17am On Nov 21, 2008
lol
Re: My Book Of Rants! by princesa(f): 9:56am On Nov 21, 2008
nice rants all of your cool
my next rant is on Obama angry
coming soon grin
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 9:59am On Nov 21, 2008
I want to take you for granted! angry

Drift, while you are talking

Fall asleep, before Bedtime

Bath, while your cleaning,

Chat on the phone, at Dinner

I want to Take what you do for granted

Whistle, while you kiss my feet
angry
Re: My Book Of Rants! by princesa(f): 10:28am On Nov 21, 2008
now that is the spirit angry cheesy
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 11:50am On Nov 21, 2008
galloping in

are the new set of ranters

swift in their ways,able to hold stead

With the rest of em,blades so sharp it can cut

Through silk,styles so defined it can be spotted in the dark

They are the new breed
A hybrid of class,words,def imagination
Passion,void,difference and a strong will to let it all out

They are the nu ranters

Be very afraid!
Re: My Book Of Rants! by princesa(f): 2:07pm On Nov 21, 2008
rage in the building angry
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 7:02pm On Nov 21, 2008
I'm a Needle in a haystack

I'm a Complex zone,

I'm so tired of misdeamenors

I'm a circle in a corner

I'm a One Woman show.

I''m a warning sign

If you don't read me, you will lose your mind.
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 12:02am On Nov 22, 2008
in the begining

life was simple

mum i want cornflakes

mum hafus sada dint do my eggs right

mummy said you shouldnt cook eba for me again

my daddy woul buy me hitops too

my daddy drives a 504

my daddy said you should never touch me again

my daddy bought superman for me

my daddy said if i come first he would take me to london

leave my sister alone she doesnt want to play with you!

mummy said we should not talk to strangers

thank you our driver is coming to pick us up


now

conductor you dey craze wey my change?

omo no finish that cigar oo

madam put 50naira amala and 5 meat


meen how i go survive till month end?

how will i pay my club dues and stll have enuff to rep with?

officer good evening

okada take me to ogba

give me star abeg

no try me ooo i no be butter

you dey mad na me you dey follow talk?

i go comot this suit beat you

who you be?



what happened


where did it all go wrong?

i want simple back

i want to cry to mummy when mt stomach hurts

i want ice cream when mmmy comes to pick me up

i want to run to thier bedroom when the night scares me

i want mummy to tell me its ok

i want to say mummy i love you without feeling embarassed

i want my childhood back
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 12:13am On Nov 22, 2008
at least dis is beta grin

Dnt u ever have a good?
Why is dere alwayz sumthn to rant abt?
U are fast initiating Gamine. . .
New breed of ranters my foot.
'. . . My rant is my right and my right is my rant'
What madness?
Rant ko rave ni. . .
Grow up quick o and come and grant my interview joo. . .
I wont stop ranting till u do dat
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 12:22am On Nov 22, 2008
It's a lonely nyt
Sleeping in bed all alone . . .
Finding it hard not to miss him.
Another lönely nyt after a crazy argument
Why does he always do this to me?
I feel like crying
I feel like making him pay for dis lonely nyt
Finding another lover wouldn't be a bad idea
At least to make him pay 4 keeing me all night long
Re: My Book Of Rants! by ariblaze(m): 12:28am On Nov 22, 2008
lol

goading me

would only serve to facinate me

its a good thing you have decided to start ranting

here you dont have to grant interveiws,you get to be human

express your fears diss your bad belles etc


your rant is your right




ps: dint initiate gamine

no one can influence that gurl

just gave an avenue where she can say what she wants without senseless people spitting rubbish
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Tgirl4real(f): 12:42am On Nov 22, 2008
What are u loling about?
Are u giving an explantion or what?

Mummy's boy! Looking for mummy at this tym and age. . . wen garri and kulikuli neva finish. . .
Go marry now. I'm sure u are old enuf. Then, u can av a mother again.

As for me, waitn 4 u to get ripe so dat u can grant ur interview
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 3:19am On Nov 22, 2008
Don't  you just think the weather's so cold? sad
Chilly fingers, chilly toes
Leaves me strolling like an 80 yr old. angry
Heavily shielded in multiple clothes
What a ridiculous sight to behold
For I have on me mismatched gloves
All because I'm running from the cold. angry
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Nobody: 3:25am On Nov 22, 2008
what happened


where did it all go wrong?

i want simple back

i want to cry to mummy when mt stomach hurts

i want ice cream when mmmy comes to pick me up

i want to run to their bedroom when the night scares me

i want mummy to tell me its ok

i want to say mummy i love you without feeling embarassed

i want my childhood back

This is so . . . cheesy. I'll leave you guessing
Re: My Book Of Rants! by princesa(f): 9:24am On Nov 22, 2008
nice rant off all of you
ariblaze, still water, gamine and the rest angry soul in the building

here's one on OB***ma

the heat started from january undecided
everybody saying he God sent and all undecided
polls flying, coment waging
finally he beat mac****n
and the 1st black presido existed . . . . . . . . so what tongue

is he d messiah?
definely not for Africa
why then should he be seen as a semi god
only him a topic in many words
go to jokes, they've clown him to be their relation
and politics, "gush they will make you mad with their rambling"
and at home "they've stopped me from watching "the diva's show"
all because of some Ass H*le angry

when he will be in
what significantly can he do 4 me
isnt he just another yankee president
who's gonna send troupe to Irag or Iran
and fill my cozy little T.V with world afairs angry

and this luck-clouded Nigerians angry
have gave more in the Visa lottery
saying with him in; they might be lucky
abeg let them all seat in the fire
while i fill my time with browsing and chatting cheesy
though the heat is high; it should soon be down
so lets talk about something important more cool
Re: My Book Of Rants! by Gamine(f): 10:52am On Nov 22, 2008
Princesa!  grin

I feel ya ooh!

Ariblaze,

Mehn, You ranted my mind out!

What happened to those days!!!! cry cry cry

@Tgirl, 


ON RANT

Do you know how it feels

To have everything at your feet

Then one day, one day

its ALL gone

I Love my Melancholy

Gone are the days when one

could have this behavior and be "cool"

These days one is required to say things like "great"

OFF RANT
Re: My Book Of Rants! by princesa(f): 10:59am On Nov 22, 2008
dont mind t-girl
disturbing all with silly interview
if you ask me
its blindly closing out reality
whats a silly question compared to peace of mind?
acheived by out pouring pent-up emotion
girl dnt make me pour my next rant on you
cos as you can see it aint some funny butter blues angry
Re: My Book Of Rants! by princesa(f): 11:00am On Nov 22, 2008
Gamine
are you talking of those days in rhymes
missed colours, Acan and all

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