Aww! Sorry Ari! and i was having such a great time, ah im happy you are ok now.

having a great time?


me confused


thanks for the kind words


meanwhile give us a rant



loooooooooooooooooooooooooool


gami, eveeel gami

rain beaten hair gami is back

vescucci:

Sir Rantalot obviously sneaks out of his hole every now and then. Nice. How are the plasmodia chilling? I hope you're sending the armed forces in. Don't want you unable to rant. Where's Stillater? Are you taking your vitamins. Vitamins V?

Vitamin V? Oh doc I've never heard of such

@ Sir Rantalot

A little romance could douse the steam in you.

Mr. Rantalot should take a break; i think I'll do the ranting 2day.

My boss is an ass-hole, a freekeen fokeeng ass-hole. Oh that I had the guts to do it, I'd grab that ass-leekeeng bastard by the jewels and bash his rat-turd motherfokeeeng ho-delivered grey matter to blastered smithereens. I always knew this would happen, that a day would come when my fragile ego would be dragged through the mud. But nobody ever let on that it'd be this  . . . this motherfokeeng ass-wipe who would do it. Jeez, I respect this bastard - used to respect, I mean. God, that was a low thing he did, base, diabolic, diablo-inspired, devil-instinct-construed. . . hot-damn!

I know wht I'm goona do. I'm going to walk up to him, right up to his kpomo-stuffed mug, eye-ball to eye-ball, and tell him to take his stinking, miserly, 8-5 job, and shove it up that dark, stuffy part of his posterior where the sun don't shine. Yes, that's what I'ma do. Serve him right too, that bloody mean, squinting, Godforsaken, cheap-ass, posterior-leekeeng, mother-foging, 'anu-ohia' of a human-being.

Mmmmmh.

All right. I'm done. Carry on, Blaze.

@ stealh2o

Romance?
steam and douse?
You dont want me going there nah

@kay


Nice rant
Let the air out
But honestly sha,
A lil some,some just done to make him feel less comfortable today would just make your day
If i know your office terrian,might have proffered one or two suggestions meself

@Stillwater. This is why my colleague Dr. House hates clinic duty. He says patients wanna know too much and he runs out of wise cracks or they fly over. Not to say the same thing of you though. That's House. But I wish you'd take the prescriptions with no questions, will ya? There're good for I assure you. You'd wake up refreshed like the morning mist.

@Kay9. Wouldn't want to be your boss. I just you don't come back with your tail between your legs and confess you couldn't muster the courage to lose your own 8-5.

@Sir Rantalot, nice to have you back. God knows I've had my share of Malaria this lifetime and the next.

Hey Ari,

I was havin a blast these past days while you were, well

Anyway, nice to know you didnt sucuumb to the Quitos.

Ok, A Rant here,



Thin,

Yeah i know im slight, always have been

but people tell me like, im walking around with shyte on my head

and everyne but I knows,

Yup, i didnt ask to be made this way, but hey! im ok with it.

Everyone loves to give their opinions and what not on how they feel

does it really matter?

what matters is how i feel!

i feel thin, yeah, stressed and worn out right now.

well who said the Storm Doesnt LAst, bless your soul.


Oh my dear, you look so Thin and Chic, my friend said the other day

as i catwalked into her office, i smiled, really? i said.


Oh my love, you look so Thin and Sick, my friend said today

as he came towards me through the revolving doors.


OH WELL!!

i thought

To every man HIS OWN!

you look thin and sick lol

is it a guy thing or an african thing?

some men, just want supple

i like your rant as always madam



ps:why do you call me ari?

Human Thing!

thanks, ma cheri

Ok! i will write out your name in full from now on!

Bah

ooooooooooook


now, that is a step above rant o

who would that be directed at?

hate to imagine

another day

blah blah blah

the strength seeps ever so slowly back into my weary bones

i can feel the twine of my mischief re-tuning itself every passing moment

riding for me aint so sucidial now




but a week ago

different story

live alone

no one to call

couldnt stand up,crawled to the phone

the bloody numbers werent going, the blasted person i got through to, was in lekki
men, laugh i couldnt,

wore pants with the aid of the wall, a pathetic sight i know i was, as i trailed the wall down to the gate

sat on the road i did
funny how malaria kills pride


thats all past now


this is now
today re-energised
even if you were there the process would have being the same
so don't make a meal out of this


i am on a quest now

kill all mosquitos

and sleep all the sleeps

because, the next time i should have malaria

should be at age 75

with me head on your lap

The revolving doors open
And what am I greeted by . . . a cloud of smoke?
The smell's killing.
And I've learned to hold my breath
But my lungs' are about to burst.
And I can't bloody say anything about it.
With intent, I cover my nose
Let them see what they put me through.
Let them see how discriminiting I can be with my evil glare.
Inconsiderate brutes!!!

hi ariblaze and all,
just wanna drop this few line
i hope the are rants enough
here it goes




that cold morning can testify for this knife inside your intestine
'cos i so wanted to do this
get you down on your cold bloddy knees
see the blood gushing down the river of your soul
hear you scream as your manhood is ripped to pieces
and see the cries from those mocking lips of yours.
isnt it sad, that now those air of superiority you have
turn to quaint honour under the crunching boot of
the frail woman you think I am?

you wont be alive to tell the tale
cos your blood definetly will fill tis pail
it would be used to appease the virgin gods
whom you shamed with the dirties of your gush,
and the seeds from your testis
filling the vaginal dayspring of one of its princess

now nothing can be more fun-giving
like this morbid sight and i choose to glory in it
drink of it and making it satiate my bloody vengance
your blood oozing so freely in this clouded night
where pain rule supreme and i king of it all
the nights telling of a once springing vitality
but gone, extincted, when you touched the ranting heart



totally ranting

now am totally worried

first omoovie

now princesa

men what have you guys done to thid ladies?

princesa,please do feel free to come a ranting anytime

actually i insist its healthy for you

Wow its getting charged in here!

Saturday night we took a flight to the South

I was sure i had found love with this one lying with me, crying again in the suite

I, I have decided at twenty five something must change

After sex, the bitter taste

Been fooled again, the search continues.

i know am not posed to understand
everything one writes


but if me get you right

you in the same boat with princesa and omoovie


yahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

guys why art thou messing up?

Lol. Easy, i dont think so

But yeah, the search continues

What is this love, why can i never hold it, did it really run out

In the strangers bedroom

But i have decided at twenty five, something must change

The search continues

@gamine
is this like a rant or a story of your night endeavours

ariblaze:



princesa,please do feel free to come a ranting anytime

actually i insist its healthy for you

very healthy
my next rant is on beyonce
coming up soon

how soon?!

love pha!

that terrible feeling

that which makes you incomplete without another

the very first chink within an armour you have kept and nursed for over 20something odd years

the feeling of infringing into someone else's right to live, without intrusion

the feeling of hurt you feel but you cover whenever you search but findout,your emotion isnt mirrored in the other

love is like a bike with half the ploughs bad, you may attempt to top 180,but be prepared to hit asphalts too

love is that rush that comes at you,just before sleep claims you then the feeling of sadness that comes knowing she never said she does love you

love is that feeling of estacy that comes immediately you see a mail from her

its the pressure she feels you are mounting on her because she isnt ready

love is the reason your friends of over fifteen years look at you as though mad, when you talk about her

love is the reason why i wont ever hope to be in love if i lose the love i know i am in right now





love sucks!!!!!

@Princesa,

lol, i dunno wat it is but it aint me,



@Ariblaze,

men u know

This Love Marra, hehehe

eyahh

ariblaze:

love pha!

that terrible feeling

that which makes you incomplete without another

the very first chink within an armour you have kept and nursed for over 20something odd years

the feeling of infringing into someone else's right to live, without intrusion

the feeling of hurt you feel but you cover whenever you search but findout,your emotion isnt mirrored in the other

love is like a bike with half the ploughs bad, you may attempt to top 180,but be prepared to hit asphalts too

love is that rush that comes at you,just before sleep claims you then the feeling of sadness that comes knowing she never said she does love you

love is that feeling of estacy that comes immediately you see a mail from her

its the pressure she feels you are mounting on her because she isnt ready

love is the reason your friends of over fifteen years look at you as though mad, when you talk about her

love is the reason why i wont ever hope to be in love if i lose the love i know i am in right now

love sucks!!!!!

*between sobs*

Oh no!!

lol

why is everyone feeling sorry

i can stand anything, pity or that kind of empthaty i don't want

life can still be a buzz, not all are for love

the plan, 3kids 2 different mothers might still come into effect

its no crime afterall liberation is the order of the day

and we are in the 21st century

a toast to the new generation of youths!!

cheers blaze

ariblaze:

love pha!

that terrible feeling

that which makes you incomplete without another

the very first chink within an armour you have kept and nursed for over 20something odd years

the feeling of infringing into someone else's right to live, without intrusion

the feeling of hurt you feel but you cover whenever you search but findout,your emotion isnt mirrored in the other

love is like a bike with half the ploughs bad, you may attempt to top 180,but be prepared to hit asphalts too

love is that rush that comes at you,just before sleep claims you then the feeling of sadness that comes knowing she never said she does love you

love is that feeling of estacy that comes immediately you see a mail from her

its the pressure she feels you are mounting on her because she isnt ready

love is the reason your friends of over fifteen years look at you as though mad, when you talk about her

love is the reason why i wont ever hope to be in love if i lose the love i know i am in right now





love sucks!!!!!

thats what am talking about

this is the one on beyonce
moyola hope you read it

She’s the diva goddess, yea yea, I agree
She’s got the richest guyz, yea yea I think jayz
And got the sonorous voice to make you sleep
But sadly it makes me weep
With the way she’s all class and style
Standing out for everyone to admire
I feel just rage and fury
Why should this damsel get all the glory?
Right now I feel like dragging her down to Nigeria
Treat her with fury of a wounded she-lion
Feel the pen knife slicing through her face
Making her the modern decent of the ape
Go deep down muckraking, scattering through her past
Revealing every concealed hideous act

Scattering them all over the internet, magazine and fax
‘cos I know behind all those physical fame
Some juvenile crime lurks beneath with shame
And I’ll feel so vibrated with euphoria
When in my eyes she’s crumbling like a paper

That’s not all; I feel to take her under
Release her to the men at the gutters
Let them deal with her and make her shudder
With the way her virtues is being blundered
Then drag her round the streets of Yaba
Like a thief of common pure-water
And get all children screaming Asha**wo
‘cos that’s what she is an international LovePeddler

Then finally put her in a plane back to her state
But not without the cannon bomb attached to its gate
Then watch, l[i]egs crossed, fanta on one hand, meat pie[/i] at the other
As her days on earth turn to blazes


Disclamer: the name iin this piece is totally fictional
any resemblance it might bear
is totally in your imagination
thank you

ok

its official

princesa is crazy

or crazily ragingly insanely so not very stable

girl am scared of you,hope you dont live in lagos

cant sleep well knowing odds are 15mil to one that i might run into you someday

in real life, do you look harmless, wear glassess and them so not interesting cloths

a gothic imagination lies inside

thats just me, saying what the sissies here might be thinking


but as for blaze,

i say

keep ranting






bring the rant on!!

Princesa

lmao!

You pipu are crazy!