I kill the guy

The guy died

I don't know whether the guy went to heaven or hell or in between or nowhere at all

I really do not care

As long as he is dead

And I'm alive

But now without him to kill

I'm purposeless

I feel like dying

But then I might meet him in heaven or hell or in between or nowhere at all

So I think that's a bad idea

Now being alive is also a bad idea

Since I no get work

So I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place



How's that you gothic enthusiasts?

nice!
we think its nice

Well, I'd bet my sixth finger you'd like it. No surprise at alll

lol wat is that supposed to mean?

@Ariblaze, Sometime soon.

@Mistiky,

i know we are all guilty of this, and yes i am as guilty as those in holly, nolly and bollywood

[i]is this a legit rant [/i]i asked, go figure.

@Vesc,

i will get back to you

dont kill anyone before i do ooh!

you killed the guy

how did you kill the guy?

killing the guy itself here isnt the joy

it is the how the guy died that you should derive satisfaction from

when ever you feel without a life purpose you live off the high of the kill

i like that word the kill it means the actual thing is not what is killed, but how its killed

you need to know the how,put more emphasis on it than the what was killed

if i were to write what you wrote i would say

i killed the guy

the guy died a slow and agonising death

i shoved a pipe slowly and delicately down his throat

then proceeded to lightly tap the pipe with my hammer

removed his toenails with rusted pliers,poured hot oil on it for effects

mounted him on a pike and turned his belly to my dart board

his screams of agony gave me an overwhelming thrill

he passed out.with the attention of an ER nurse i nursed him back to conciuosness

i wanted his full attention when i work on him, i dint want him to miss any moment

for him,death would take a leisure stroll to

he would stop to drink coffee

fill his tank

decide halfway,he doesnt like his outfit

go back home to change it

if it was left to me death would take a well deserved day off that very day

pain would work overtime.





thats what i would write

good sir, to correct you we arent gothic enthusiasts

we just love to rant, you would love it too if you joined us

life is a rant!!!!!!


            _{2008 nov 30th  sir rantalot aka ariblaze}

@Bluspice. I meant since I do not have a sixth finger, I'm so pleased you like the stuff I cooked up randomly. And there was no way to tell that you would? happy?

@Ariblaze. Very good. But u know, I wasn't really trying. I was bored silly and came up with a boring 'rant' That's why I was surprised Bluspice 'liked' it.

sir,

your previous writeups

i have seen,and the evil

lurking within you i can

imagine,so fear not i

i know you dint write

at your best,which goes

to prove you are also err

a gothic enthusiast!

predator stalks predator

i am feeling rather chatty today

but to wired up to writegood

not that i am anything near good

a predator has natural preys

some predators are preys of others

what happens when predators of

equal footing meet?

say a tiger and a lioness

a leopard,panther or jaguar?

what gives?

a stalker stalking a stalker

who doubles round to stalk

whilst being stalked?

interesting?or better yet confusing?

thats what i am today

yesterday was a day of hurt

today is a day of confusion

'i cant be clever' made that happen

so stalkers circling eachother,one willing to go for the kill

the other hanging back,but by no means a coward

not making sense she?dont worry am as confused too



i am lost yet,the occasional burst of light i think i see

from the eyes of that whom i stalk,i got tired wanted

to breakoff the circle of stalking,but that burst of light

keeps me hoping,i feed strenght and resolution off

it, thus another circle of circling begins,still no promises

but its a circle i would willing go through anyday anytime

have i lost it?have i lost my predatory instincts,am i

too grounded in this?sadly the answer would be yes

a tiger turned to a housecat thats what i feel like

but by no means do i abhor it a 100%






now i have lost it:::::::this ramblings have to stop::::::::i shall not be labelled a ward7 case

Don't ask cuz I'm clueless too!

Methinks you need a bottle of Schweps!

Methinks you need a bottle of Schweps!

i reckon i would need something harder

ok lets have a lil bit of wily rant





coming right up

Don't be too graphic will, ya

The ladies won't talk to you again

They'd figure u is a career killer

lets revisit this:

who is a player,you or i?

ok, so am in my late 20s, well an average job in a company that has more name than salary paid to workers, have my own apartment ,drive a german machine.

get the picture(note i dont necesarrily have money in my account o)

and am certainly not the finest guy on the block, but now am suddenly marriage material and the chicks that wont even bother to say hi , say 5 years ago suddenly just

ring to say hi, am like hi, i dint know you had my number , they like of course i do, just have being busy thats all(for 4 freaking years . ya right!)



am sure some of you brothers are going through this too, suddenly you are being considered, a tad responsible or managable , you are now a very close friend, what you would do to gross her out before doesnt , faze her anymore

we are slowly yet steadily being wormed in like a a spider would lure its prey, pray tell me who exactly is the player now!

men for wanting to score more skirts than the number of fingers we have on our hands ,whilst in school

or the women , as they approach mid/late 20swho set their sights on you and sink their claws into you till you have not even enough room to squirm?







^{wrote this awhile back,decided not to edit it,and i think it merits re-visiting}



disclaimer:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::dont you for any reason think it is about you::::::::::

duh!!

a break from the rants

this gave me a laugh

office party


After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.


After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.


"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?"


"Even worse," she assured him in her most scornful one. "You made a complete jerk of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the chairman of the company to his face."


"He's an arrogant, self-important pig, piss on him!"


"You did. All over his suit," Louise informed him. "And he fired you."


"Well, screw him," said John.


"I did. You're back at work on Monday."

"Well, screw him," said John.


"I did. You're back at work on Monday."

Lol.

ariblaze:

lets revisit this:

who is a player,you or i?

ok, so am in my late 20s, well an average job in a company that has more name than salary paid to workers, have my own apartment ,drive a german machine.

get the picture(note i don't necesarrily have money in my account o)

and am certainly not the finest guy on the block, but now am suddenly marriage material and the chicks that wont even bother to say hi , say 5 years ago suddenly just

ring to say hi, am like hi, i dint know you had my number , they like of course i do, just have being busy thats all(for 4 freaking years . ya right!)


am sure some of you brothers are going through this too, suddenly you are being considered, a tad responsible or managable , you are now a very close friend, what you would do to gross her out before doesnt , faze her anymore

we are slowly yet steadily being wormed in like a a spider would lure its prey, pray tell me who exactly is the player now!

men for wanting to score more skirts than the number of fingers we have on our hands ,whilst in school

or the women , as they approach mid/late 20swho set their sights on you and sink their claws into you till you have not even enough room to squirm?







^{wrote this awhile back,decided not to edit it,and i think it merits re-visiting}



disclaimer:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::don't you for any reason think it is about you::::::::::

Lol, have mercy sir, we were blind but now can see It's not our fault

Please Lord

Give me Grace to OUTSHINE them!!

And the PoWER to Impress.

is it so wrong to crave recognition

second best doesnt run well with me

is it wrong to want the best

is it so wrong to work hard for the Top.

Please Lord

Tonight Make me a Star

i will charm

i will dazzle them with my wit

i will OUTSHINE ALL!!!!!!!!!!

lord,naughty

We both know

I am,hungry we both

Know i am,scared we both

Know i am,miracles we both know

I want,gamine's writeup we both know i want

Her love(lol not gami) we both kw i want

Need i say more lord?for we both know what

I want





Ps:gamine i hav tapped into ur post nice one

I liked the joke. Mucho

I feel ur 'now u love me' plight, Airblaze. Shine ur eyes

Me, I dey always lay low, girls are not as mateerialistic as u think but many times they 'think' they're in love while they're not. They just want a manageable guy who can provide security.

At all other rants, keep on ranting, runts!

good to know you

Are finding your

Rhytm with rants

Lets have another

Whatever happened to the usual suspects today?

what is all this about

rants they say

i really don't get

shouldn't i be sleeping

but i find myself reading

hmm, rants indeed

hmmm
i should get my twin down here
she'll absolutely love this
nywais so yeah
been very busy having fun of late so i have nuffin to rant about
i know something is coming soon
i can feel it

  CAUTION

i can change from zero to bitch in 2.5 seconds

that i saw on a car whilst driving to work this morning(yeah am one of those with those kinda annoying jobs)

the evil within came to fore

i overtook, swerved rather abruptly

almost forced her off,a few meters more

came to a crawl right in front of her

by this time ,peplexed she was, fun i was having

i want to see the bitch , i want to see the bitch, i want to see the bitch

my mind screamed , i am spoiling for fun,bitchy, bitchy bitchy,come out lemmie get you

and out the bitch came,swerving outlane,countered her move started smiling,but unfortunately i came to my turning

had to veer off, with a thumbs up sign to her, suffice to say , i got the five fingers

but fun i had regardless


when next i see her stop her i would liar i would call her

for the bitch within her took about 4minutes to manifest

should i be blamed for riling her up?

or should she be blamed for pasting

i care  less actually, i enjoyed taunting her

that drunken bugger!

A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened.


“I did a terrible thing,” sniffed the drunk, “Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a bottle of champagne.”


“That is awful,” said the other guy, “And now that she’s gone you want her back right?”


“Right!” said the drunk, still crying.


“You’re sorry you sold her because you realized too late that you still loved her, right?”


“Oh, no,” said the drunk. “I want her back because I’m thirsty again!”

and i cried

Puppy love” is a good term for describing your take on romance: fun, frisky, playful, cuddly, and young at heart. No matter what your age or how many times your heart has been broken, you are an eternal optimist when it comes to love. You are not someone who proceeds cautiously when you meet someone you find attractive. You are likely to fall passionately in love--or at least lust-- quickly, spontaneously, and with total abandon. Holding something back for later is a concept you can’t quite grasp, especially when it comes to the joy of creating a new and exciting relationship. Yes, COMMITMENT can scare you. That one word may explain why you are still single at thirty, forty, fifty, or beyond. But you love, absolutely love, the concept of intimacy, sharing and relationships. If only you could find that special one, you would be set for life.


thats whats said about my perosnality

pathetic huh?

am gonna find a deep , dark, murky hole and crawl into now

awwwww

not pathetic actually,
cant quite place the word. . .
trusting?
too trusting?
very trusting
yes very trusting
almost innocent
no u are not pathetic
u are simply playing love like it should be-
simple
uncomplicated
spontaneous
fun
and beautiful

_{Time to rant}

My mind's tired, I feel it
My brain's shrunk, I feel it!!!
Old age? God forbid!!!
Perfection to the fullest I crave for,
not semi perfection, quarter perfection or a substitute . . .
Yes I know noone's perfect _{*nods head*}
But should I settle for less? Never!!! _{*the stubborn shriek again?*}
Spirit, soul and body. . .
Wish I could separate the trio
with my bare hands
and resuscitate each one of them
because I've become so numb *rolls eyes* _{*Linkin Parks*}, _{love you though}

Need to get back, neeeeeeeeeed to get back.
Shed some stubborn shrieks, darling, you'll be alright

Gamine:

awwwww

lol, thanks for the emphathy

but i cant be down for that long

bluespice:

not pathetic actually,
can't quite place the word. . .
trusting?
too trusting?
very trusting
yes very trusting
almost innocent
no u are not pathetic
u are simply playing love like it should be-
simple
uncomplicated
spontaneous
fun
and beautiful

you just made me feel blue

someone whose opinion i take

like very seriously,just said

my writting has gone mush

that i should care if one Psychotic bitch is reading(note its a direct quote o)

so since i aim to please this person, and am too tired to write

here something i wrote a few ago in my not-too sane moments


p.s:gami one word from you and its the hole for you


THAT EMBARASSING STIFFY!


I DONT KNW IF ITS TAT AM GRACIOUSLY ENDOWED
OR MY DRAWERS HAVE GROWN RIDICLOUSLY SMALLER
BUT ON MOST DAYS I ALWAYS FIND ME HANGING
ALITTLE BIT FURTHER THAN THE HEM OF MY BOXERS,
AND IF I HAPPEN TO BE IN ANY O POSITION OTHER THAN D UPRIGHT {WAHALA}THEN I AM IN TROUBLE

WITH THIS KNOWN FACT ,U CAN KNOW HOW IT IS TO HAVE TAT CHEMICAL REAVCTION WHICH CAUSES THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION

'EL STIFFY'


,HONESTLY WITH THE FABRICS DRAWERS OF NOWADAYS ARE MADE OF ,EVEN THE STIFFEST OF JEANS CANT SAVE THAT EMBARASSING RESULT
NOTE ITS NOT AS IF AM A RANDY DUDE ,BUT ATIMES 'EL STIFFY JUST WONT LISTEN TO MY INSTRUCTIONS,ALL IT TAKES IS A STEAMY THOT{I TRY AND PURGE MYSELF OF SUCH}AND USUALLY AM ABOUT 90%SUCCESSFUL,BUT IT IS TAT 10%TAT REALLY BOTHERS ME,THEY SAY MALES THINK ABOUT SEX EVERY 7MINS ,BUT IS IT FASHIONABLE TO ALSO BE CARRYING A STIFFY EVERY OTHER 49MINS

Priapism dude, Priapism!