OP I'm a great cook
I can even cook in my sleep.
One day I cooked in my dream and when I woke up everybody was happy enjoying my meal. I was sleeping-walking and cooking.
Imagine the expertise
You can employ me. 150k a week


THIS IS NOT A NEGOTIATION!
Take it or leave it.

lady gogo:


lol. i sabi cook.

isnt that what people have been telling the poster. ? cook your own food or teach her if she is interested.

lorretta u: OP I'm a great cook
I can even cook in my sleep.
One day I cooked in my dream and when I woke up everybody was happy enjoying my meal. I was sleeping-walking and cooking.
Imagine the expertise
You can employ me. 150k a week


THIS IS NOT A NEGOTIATION!
Take it or leave it.

Lol!

I nor talk am?

Lol
But I no follow for those wey talk say cooking isn't important

Anyway I can't make heads or tail of the Post.he came to NL to complain about his ex that can't cook. What does he want us to do for him?
Organize cooking contest so he can select his bride?

Efemena_xy:



Lol!

I nor talk am?

ChiSun27: Thank heaven I'm a man so I'm not among your target audience...stop using style to sell yourself on NL...it won't do you any good...or rather still...just open up that you are looking for a s.ex-mate so that the feeble and stupid female ones would apply.

Hope I'm not the only one that believes that this attention seeking OP is a mind player?

Bumptuous morøn.
I'm sure that's what kids like you do to get naive girls on nairaland.

denzel2009:

Are you maad! abi ko fe ragba fun awon beere e nile ni?

Mechi onu dia...o bu onye isi n'adighi nma n'ezuzu ka gi...ifuru efu.

solomon111: Bumptuous morøn.
I'm sure that's what kids like you do to get naive girls on nairaland.

Isi ewu di ka gi...you see...I have spoken the truth and here you are being so bittered about it. Some NLdrs are not fools bro...just be smart next time...isi ngbaka guy.

ChiSun27:

Mechi onu dia...o bu onye isi n'adighi nma n'ezuzu ka gi...ifuru efu.

Seeing your profile pic, it's obvious your placenta was fed to a deranged dog.

[quote author=lorretta u]Lol
But I no follow for those wey talk say cooking isn't important

Anyway I can't make heads or tail of the Post.he came to NL to complain about his ex that can't cook. What does he want us to do for him?
Organize cooking contest so he can select his bride?

You can imagine the rubbish...this OP needs emergency bed at Yaba Left, Middle and Right.

denzel2009:

Seeing your profile pic, it's obvious your placenta was fed to a deranged dog.

Jelosiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!! U can do beta than this...no just go dia...anu mpama guy.

ChiSun27: Thank heaven I'm a man so I'm not among your target audience...stop using style to sell yourself on NL...it won't do you any good...or rather still...just open up that you are looking for a s.ex-mate so that the feeble and stupid female ones would apply.

Hope I'm not the only one that believes that this attention seeking OP is a mind player?

Bumptous morøn.
I'm sure that's what kids like you do to bed naive unsuspecting girls on nairaland.
Yeye pikin.

solomon111: Bumptous morøn.
I'm sure that's what kids like you do to bed naive unsuspecting girls on nairaland.
Yeye pikin.

Abuses flying everywhere. But what are you looking for here sef. Surely you must know that you can teach your girlfriends to cook if food is that important to you and you yourself can cook. What's the big deal in that? Its not exactly rocket science is it.

lorretta u: Lol
But I no follow for those wey talk say cooking isn't important

Anyway I can't make heads or tail of the Post.he came to NL to complain about his ex that can't cook. What does he want us to do for him?
Organize cooking contest so he can select his bride?

I was actually hoping to rub minds with the guys and share their experiences for obvious reasons and thankfully i've gotten a few.
Maybe seun should create a bachelor section for topics like this.

tensor777:
Abuses flying everywhere. But what are you looking for here sef. Surely you must know that you can teach your girlfriends to cook if food is that important to you and you yourself can cook. What's the big deal in that? Its not exactly rocket science is it.

I'm sure you must have seen where i said i don't have time to cook,let alone teach anybody how to cook.

ChiSun27:

Isi ewu di ka gi...you see...I have spoken the truth and here you are being so bittered about it. Some NLdrs are not fools bro...just be smart next time...isi ngbaka guy.

Get out of my sight,you lame-brained nematodic lowlife.
Half-wits like you are the reason why cerebral discourse have become a rarity on nairaland.

solomon111: I'm sure you must have seen where i said i don't have time to cook,let alone teach anybody how to cook.

Look here Solomon I already said you need a housemaid that would cook and clean for you. Why not advertise for one by the way.

Efe, I don't hv problem with how he wanna run or live his life. That's his life not mine.
What I don't like was his tone.
So unyielding, unbending and autocratic.

Mr poster, I taught u said u don't entertain insults?
All the time and the energy u put constructing one insultive post after another is enuf to teach ur gal how to make afang soup.
Fake mister.

OK
I was thinking u wanted to find a solution about it on NL
In anycase, I hope you've grabbed something from the posters here
LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS

solomon111: I was actually hoping to rub minds with the guys and share their experiences for obvious reasons and thankfully i've gotten a few.
Maybe seun should create a bachelor section for topics like this.

coogar:

girlfriends should not cook for their partners? haha? the girlfriend better not expect any christmas gift, easter basket or expensive dinner dates then. the way through a man's heart is through his tummy.

when you also get christmas gifs from her and she surprises you with expensive gifts/parties from time to time, does she have to cook, still?

you make it seem like the gift is in exchange for her cooking and when girlfriends demand money from their bfs people on here give them all kinds of names.

Deols,leave Coogar alone.
He is that type of guy that worships the ground his woman steps on but tend to display bad boy attitude in cyber world to hide his tru identity.
His type will wash bra and pants just to make sure his woman is happy.

He is a complete gentleman trying to form bad boy. Una no dey read inbtwn lines. He is just having fun.
And its good to be the opposition most times. That's the only way we learn d truth.
Most times he is pulling pple's leg and most of us fall for it. Its only few that sees it as what it is. Pure entertainment.

yellowpawpaw: Efe, I don't hv problem with how he wanna run or live his life. That's his life not mine.
What I don't like was his tone.
So unyielding, unbending and autocratic.

Mr poster, I taught u said u don't entertain insults?
All the time and the energy u put constructing one insultive post after another is enuf to teach ur gal how to make afang soup.
Fake mister.

Solo solo is the king of insult.
On a serious note, solo learn to cook your own food, like that when your futur wife is pregnant, she won't have to worry about fresh foods whenever you are around

coogar:


that's a very cool move there.
you went in, ate their food & left quietly without incident. that's fine by me. i hate catfights between 2 girls so i am sure the guy would be grateful you chics didn't make a scene there. so what happened to your friend? did she get back with the cheat?

Not only got back, they are long time married and they are living their dreams
His friend had to claim the girl to be his, even though she knew they were lying. No be Naija men again? Until you catch them in the act, call their name and they respond. You have no case.

lady gogo: You Nigerian men should better get ready. Girls these days are a mess in the kitchen. you all are in deep poo. If you like food, learn how to cook. If you are thinking about getting married and your fiancee isnt the cooking type, hire a maid/chef or cook for the family.

This is just wrong.

If a man is expected to learn how to cook, then why cant the woman also learn how to cook?

And since when do women glory in telling men they (the men) are expected to be the ones doing the cooking? Where is all this belated women's lib coming from, since white women do cook for their african or non african spouses?

If you are both working and you expect to be too tired to cook afterwards, thats different ftom openly stating the man is the one who should be in the kitchen.

And how is someone a "cooking type"?

So who did the guy marry

Chillisauce: @coogar, o have not even finished the story, you've already given me a conclusion.

Anyway, it's solo thread. I don't wanna derail but the koko was, we ate her food, left the dirty plates and zoomed off

That was way back in school Sha. Of cos, the guy denied, saying the girl was his friends girlfriend. Na dem Sabi Sha, cooking will not give you ring o.

Case study my Solomon

Chillisauce:
Not only got back, they are long time married and they are living their dreams
His friend had to claim the girl to be his, even though she knew they were lying. No be Naija men again? Until you catch them in the act, call their name and they respond. You have no case.

beautiful!!
i like stories that end well. kudos to your friend!

deols:
when you also get christmas gifs from her and she surprises you with expensive gifts/parties from time to time, does she have to cook, still?

yes, she has to cook.
it's one of the qualities i look for in a woman. she can buy the most expensive gift all year long but if she fails in the kitchen, she would soon be tossed to the kerb.

you make it seem like the gift is in exchange for her cooking and when girlfriends demand money from their bfs people on here give them all kinds of names.

the gift is no exchange here - we are just caring for each other. i give my best, she does the same as well. of what use is a woman that cannot cook? am i supposed to dive into marriage with a woman i am not sure of her cooking skills in 2013?

yellowpawpaw: Deols,leave Coogar alone. He is that type of guy that worships the ground his woman steps on but tend to display bad boy attitude in cyber world to hide his tru identity. His type will wash bra and pants just to make sure his woman is happy.

lmao @ wash bra & panties.....

He is a complete gentleman trying to form bad boy. Una no dey read inbtwn lines. He is just having fun.
And its good to be the opposition most times. That's the only way we learn d truth.
Most times he is pulling pple's leg and most of us fall for it. Its only few that sees it as what it is. Pure entertainment.

of course, i am a complete gentleman.......but i am really serious about this cooking issue. if i am not eating her cooked food then i won't be giving her my 100%.

...

Pls sir, keep searching for the right woman.. with time, you'll find one.
For now, do your research on well structured and affordable restaurants where you can get nice meal.

If you end up with a bad cook/wife (now that food is something you don't joke with), "cheating" would be your second name.
You'll cheat and cheat till you're tired.

You can still marry a bad cook and get a maid, but make sure you have enough money to organise another wedding as soon as you employ her.

Also, you can narrow your search to the 'kitchen' (Eatery, Restaurant)

Maybe its high time you stopped meeting party girls who would end up refreshing your refrigerator with 5Alive, Red Label and MrBiggs stew.

in all you do, commit your ways to the Lord, and you may need to avoid the 'busy & career' woman.
She may endure the first stage of marriage; but trust me, she'll single-handedly hire a maid as she proceed with her career.

yellowpawpaw:

Mr Bellong!
Where r thou, Coogar is romancing moi here!

Coogar, this is the first warning for you. If the only Yellow paw paw we have here report you again, I will turn you hoodless......

Be warned...

YPP, I have warned him, he is an obedient person.. Am sure he has taken to my warning

Mr B, ah aha! Na now u dey come?
And on top that u bring hoodless join!
Incredible!
(At least I'm covered now, I can now talk anyhow!)

Eemm.....*clears throat*
Solo solo, r u hoodless?
Ur answer will determine the kind of traffik in ur house very soon.
Remember to include ur phone lines too in ur reply.
Maybe that has been d genesis of the problem so let's tackle it from d root.
*still clearing throat*

Chillisauce: @coogar, o have not even finished the story, you've already given me a conclusion.

Anyway, it's solo thread. I don't wanna derail but the koko was, we ate her food, left the dirty plates and zoomed off

That was way back in school Sha. Of cos, the guy denied, saying the girl was his friends girlfriend. Na dem Sabi Sha, cooking will not give you ring o.

Case study my Solomon

hahaha

he ate her food, clean mouth and didnt put a ring on it?

Tohh..girl is an all rounder loser

yellowpawpaw: Deols,leave Coogar alone.
He is that type of guy that worships the ground his woman steps on but tend to display bad boy attitude in cyber world to hide his tru identity.
His type will wash bra and pants just to make sure his woman is happy.

He is a complete gentleman trying to form bad boy. Una no dey read inbtwn lines. He is just having fun.
And its good to be the opposition most times. That's the only way we learn d truth.
Most times he is pulling pple's leg and most of us fall for it. Its only few that sees it as what it is. Pure entertainment.

wash bra and panties and then claim macho here

tpia@:




This is just wrong.

If a man is expected to learn how to cook, then why cant the woman also learn how to cook?

And since when do women glory in telling men they (the men) are expected to be the ones doing the cooking? Where is all this belated women's lib coming from, since white women do cook for their african or non african spouses?

If you are both working and you expect to be too tired to cook afterwards, thats different ftom openly stating the man is the one who should be in the kitchen.

Men and women should learn to cook.