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Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 8:43pm On Dec 08, 2013
Ishilove:
I have prayed for you. My inner Darwin says you should break the bones of your legs and set them again. They will grow longer and stronger, thereby adding some inches to your height.

Smh. what kind of advice is this?


@rationalmind: faith without works is dead. I'll be climbing the mountains to meet the lord(the higher than the highest) on your behalf. By faith, every step I take up the moutnain shall add an inch to your height.







D only problem be say I go still need come down after d prayer. I no fit live on top mountain because of you o. grin grin grin grin
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 8:52pm On Dec 08, 2013
aManFromMars:

Smh. what kind of advice is this?


@rationalmind: faith without works is dead. I'll be climbing the mountains to meet the lord(the higher than the highest) on your behalf. By faith, every step I take up the moutnain shall add an inch to your height.







D only problem be say I go still need come down after d prayer. I no fit live on top mountain because of you o. grin grin grin grin


Ignorance


Ishilove actually spoke of a medical solution.....breaking legs can make you taller...
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Ranchhoddas: 8:53pm On Dec 08, 2013
rationalmind:

grin why don't you want it to germinate? What are you afraid of? Hell? What?
maybe hell,i mean,what if it's true.what if there's one God that is ready to roast us at the end.it's very irrational but will u say you have not witnessed anything 'supernatural' in that ur deeper life.brother,i dey fear ooo.my threshold for pain is very low.
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 8:55pm On Dec 08, 2013
Logicboy03:
Ishilove actually spoke of a medical solution.....breaking legs can make you taller...

Don't worry, Santa will deliver a cure for your BH fever this season. grin grin cool
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 8:56pm On Dec 08, 2013
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 8:58pm On Dec 08, 2013
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 8:59pm On Dec 08, 2013
aManFromMars:

Did you really think I was bashing IshiLove when I made that comment? Smh.




I no be u na. grin


lol.....just accept your ignorance.

It is not about ishilove, it is about your ignorance on proper medical advice...
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 9:01pm On Dec 08, 2013
Ishilove:
I have prayed for you. My inner Darwin says you should break the bones of your legs and set them again. They will grow longer and stronger, thereby adding some inches to your height.

grin grin, I may not have access to the woman who helped folykazes bones heal when he broke them.

By the way, why go through all these stress when a single word of prayer will do.

Remember, whatever you ask in my name, you receive.
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 9:03pm On Dec 08, 2013
aManFromMars:

Smh. what kind of advice is this?


@rationalmind: faith without works is dead. I'll be climbing the mountains to meet the lord(the higher than the highest) on your behalf. By faith, every step I take up the moutnain shall add an inch to your height.







D only problem be say I go still need come down after d prayer. I no fit live on top mountain because of you o. grin grin grin grin

Hehehe, you filthy sinner? The lord doesn't answer the prayer of the unrighteous.
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by engrtee(f): 9:11pm On Dec 08, 2013
rationalmind:

Nice one from you. Your username gave another impression about you. I no know say you get sense like this.

And I'm of course proud of my height. The reason I put up the thread was actually for another purpose which I'm sure ure aware of


sure, to proof prayer is useless

AND HE JUST SHOWED YOU AN ANSWER YOU FAILED TO SEE.

GOLD HAS HIS REASONS FOR MAKING US THE WAY WE ARE SO WHEN WE ARE PRAYING FOR HIM TO CHANGE HIS MIND AND GRANT HIS WISH, HE DECLINES .

BECAUSE SUCH CHANGE COULD LEAD TO GREATER UNFORSEEN PAIN .

PRAYER WORKS
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 9:13pm On Dec 08, 2013
Ranchhoddas: maybe hell,i mean,what if it's true.what if there's one God that is ready to roast us at the end.it's very irrational but will u say you have not witnessed anything 'supernatural' in that ur deeper life.brother,i dey fear ooo.my threshold for pain is very low.

Hehehehe, come to think of it, what if there is truly Allah? What if mohammed was right? What if islam is the only acceptable religion? The same hell ure scared of is where u'll end up.

The human mind naturally responds to fear. Just give people something to fear and they will naturally believe you. Cult leaders and founders of religions use this tactic to great effect.

If there's one thing I'm very sure of, its that, if there is truly a God, there can never be hell.

Ever heard of the sentence " there are no atheists in fox holes?" You can read up what it means. That's what fear does.
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 9:17pm On Dec 08, 2013
Hehehehe, I learnt something new today from LB. So, its really true breaking a leg can make one taller.

I'm not ready for that anyway, its prayer I need
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Ranchhoddas: 9:21pm On Dec 08, 2013
rationalmind:

Hehehehe, come to think of it, what if there is truly Allah? What if mohammed was right? What if islam is the only acceptable religion? The same hell ure scared of is where u'll end up.

The human mind naturally responds to fear. Just give people something to fear and they will naturally believe you. Cult leaders and founders of religions use this tactic to great effect.

If there's one thing I'm very sure of, its that, if there is truly a God, there can never be hell.

Ever heard of the sentence " there are no atheists in fox holes?" You can read up what it means. That's what fear does.
na u talk am ooo.if e happen i no dey ooo#winks#
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 9:24pm On Dec 08, 2013
engrtee:


sure, to proof prayer is useless

AND HE JUST SHOWED YOU AN ANSWER YOU FAILED TO SEE.

GOLD HAS HIS REASONS FOR MAKING US THE WAY WE ARE SO WHEN WE ARE PRAYING FOR HIM TO CHANGE HIS MIND AND GRANT HIS WISH, HE DECLINES .

BECAUSE SUCH CHANGE COULD LEAD TO GREATER UNFORSEEN PAIN .

PRAYER WORKS

And I guess you didn't notice my reply to him.

Let me say what you said in another way so, u can see the problem it poses.

GOD HAS HIS REASONS FOR MAKING US POOR SO WHEN WE ARE PRAYING FOR RICHES SO HE CHANGES HIS MIND AND GRANT OUR WISH, HE DECLINES .

BECAUSE SUCH TRANSFORMATION COULD LEAD TO GREATER UNFORSEEN PAIN .

PRAYER WORKS

Does that make sense to you? If it does, I'm afraid
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 9:26pm On Dec 08, 2013
Ranchhoddas: na u talk am ooo.if e happen i no dey ooo#winks#

grin grin, no fear. E no go happen
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by engrtee(f): 9:32pm On Dec 08, 2013
rationalmind:

grin grin, I may not have access to the woman who helped folykazes bones heal when he broke them.

By the way, why go through all these stress when a single word of prayer will do.

Remember, whatever you ask in my name, you receive.

GOD HEALS IN VARIOUS WAYS .

HE COULD DECIDE TO HEAL YOU VIA DRUGS, OR OPERATION OR VERBALLY OR NATURALLY.

YOU DONT DICTATE TO THE DRIVER THE ROUTE TO FOLLOW PROVIDED IT TAKES YOU TO YOUR DESTINATION.
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by engrtee(f): 9:34pm On Dec 08, 2013
I wonder why atheist are short
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by engrtee(f): 9:37pm On Dec 08, 2013
rationalmind:

The seed of doubt was first sowed when I did a course on philosophy and religion in my 200L. It was there I was exposed to the concept of freewill, determinism and evil. I started asking some questions. I went back to God to ask for forgiveness for entertaining doubts about his existence.

However, the more I tried to get those things off my mind, the more I kept thinking of them.

I decided to throw some of the questions to my pastors when I got home on sundays during the Q n A after search the scriptures only to be given some very pathetic and lame responses. It got to a point my dad had to warn me about the questions I asked in church.

Anyway, it went on n on till it got to this stage.

And as for my district, I grew up in ogun state and attended obantoko district, obantoko group.

i think you need to first pray for a reversal back to christianity. Growth should come later
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by engrtee(f): 9:40pm On Dec 08, 2013
rationalmind:

Lol, you presently know more about me as regards my religious stand than he does.

My parents are not aware I'm an atheist. How to even confront them with it is beyond my understanding.

My mum might even faint if she hears it. So, I just feel its better I keep it from them for now. I can't afford to ruin the sweet relationship I have with them.

TELL YOUR PARENTS FIRST. THEY SHOULD KNOW IF YOU ARE PROUD OF YOUR ACTION.
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by engrtee(f): 9:41pm On Dec 08, 2013
Ishilove:
Are you actually taking the op seriously?

@op, you are obviously idle undecided

Shortman devil grin

YOU DONT INSULT A DEPARTED BROTHER
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 9:41pm On Dec 08, 2013
engrtee:

GOD HEALS IN VARIOUS WAYS .

HE COULD DECIDE TO HEAL YOU VIA DRUGS, OR OPERATION OR VERBALLY OR NATURALLY.

YOU DONT DICTATE TO THE DRIVER THE ROUTE TO FOLLOW PROVIDED IT TAKES YOU TO YOUR DESTINATION.

Wrong. I may actually dictate to the driver if there's a shorter route I know of.

Now, in this situation, I know of a shorter route which is prayer, why can't I tell God what I want?

Didn't he tell us to ask and it will be given?
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 9:43pm On Dec 08, 2013
engrtee:

i think you need to first pray for a reversal back to christianity. Growth should come later

grin grin. How can one unknow what he knows? Note I used know not believe
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by engrtee(f): 9:46pm On Dec 08, 2013
Ranchhoddas: wow...in my own case the seed of doubt has been sown,i just hope it does not germinate.
God forbid. It wont germinate
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 9:48pm On Dec 08, 2013
engrtee:

TELL YOUR PARENTS FIRST. THEY SHOULD KNOW IF YOU ARE PROUD OF YOUR ACTION.

Lol, if that's what will make me proud of my action, I better not be proud of it. At least, not now.
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by engrtee(f): 9:49pm On Dec 08, 2013
Image123:
What do you need extra height for?

YOU ARE YET TO ANSWER THIS
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by engrtee(f): 9:57pm On Dec 08, 2013
rationalmind:

Wrong. I may actually dictate to the driver if there's a shorter route I know of.

Now, in this situation, I know of a shorter route which is prayer, why can't I tell God what I want?

Didn't he tell us to ask and it will be given?
HMM
BECAUSE YOU PAY THE DRIVER?? SORRY YOU DONT PAY GOD. GOD IS EXPERIENCE DRIVER AND HE DOESNT NEED YOUR MONEY.HE IS JUST DOING A FAVOR. YOU BEG NOT COMMAND.

AN EXPERIENCE DRIVER KNOWS ALL MOTORABLE ROUTES. AND THE PROBLEMS AND OBSTACLES IN EACH. THERE IS NO SUGGESTION YOU MAKE THAT HE DOESNT KNOW. HE KNOWS AND SEES BEYOND YOUR EYES.

HE KNOWS THE BEST DECISION. YOU JUST SIT DOWN WHILE HE LEADS YOU
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 9:59pm On Dec 08, 2013
engrtee:

YOU ARE YET TO ANSWER THIS

I actually answered
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 10:00pm On Dec 08, 2013
By the way, are you really an engineer?
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 10:05pm On Dec 08, 2013
engrtee:
HMM
BECAUSE YOU PAY THE DRIVER?? SORRY YOU DONT PAY GOD. GOD IS EXPERIENCE DRIVER AND HE DOESNT NEED YOUR MONEY.HE IS JUST DOING A FAVOR. YOU BEG NOT COMMAND.

AN EXPERIENCE DRIVER KNOWS ALL MOTORABLE ROUTES. AND THE PROBLEMS AND OBSTACLES IN EACH. THERE IS NO SUGGESTION YOU MAKE THAT HE DOESNT KNOW. HE KNOWS AND SEES BEYOND YOUR EYES.

HE KNOWS THE BEST DECISION. YOU JUST SIT DOWN WHILE HE LEADS YOU

God owes us answers to prayers. he promised to answer us when we ask in his name. Why should I beg for what he promised to do? If I promise you a car for xmas, do you have to beg me before I give you?

As for your analogy, that doesn't mean I can't still make suggestions.
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Ishilove: 11:16pm On Dec 08, 2013
engrtee:

YOU DONT INSULT A DEPARTED BROTHER
Who is the departed brother?
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by onetrack(m): 8:19am On Dec 09, 2013
Yooguyz: Onetrack = ooman ?

very flattering, but no. This is my only username.
Re: I Seriously Need A Miracle. Can Anyone Pray For Me? by Nobody: 11:51pm On Dec 29, 2013
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