I just thought of some crazy tins I did as a child, and I could help but laugh wen I remembered those moment wen u challenge someone to a yabbing(cursing,insulting) competition. you will b like:
- ur mama sit on top akara no oil commot.
-d tallest man 4 ur village dy use ladder climb maggi.
-u mess, all d fishes for river die.
- dy give u beer, dy give me fanta, I drink n said dis fanta is fantastic, u drink n said dis beer is beerbeerstic......and so on, I just can't stop laughing.
let's keep d list rolling if u had such childhood experience....
- u mess, d mods moved dis thread to front page. wow!!! front page at last. i dedicate dis to all d people dat were victims to yabbing n dose wey dy yab sote dy cry. anyway such is life, those r d moment dat made childhood memorable.

-See your scatter scatter teeth like devil calculator...
-You shiit here, you shiit here e dey like benden road
lol... itz been long tho... cnt remember much

-See ur big head like Igbogbi signboard! - with ur scatter scatter teeth like Rambo bullets. - with ur small small teeth like owerri chinchin. - with ur leg wey be like Letter O wey dem use left hand write. - see ur ogi belle. Mehn, those days was damn funny. Ajepako life sweet sha!!

You mess, babangida repeat primary one. You mess two kuli kuli sumersault. Eleti noya noya bii gele omo oloku, onimu gogoro bii bata asewo. Alapa tiirin bii igbale agbepo, elese wogowogo bii ese trailer. Oni idi fun po bii ewa agohin...lolz

Lol
You mess akpu fly gate
Ur flat nyash like devil bible
Two kulikuli surround ur village nobody escape
Thunder blow u say god don mess
D strongest man for una village na hot eba kill am
And my favourite : u mess e no do poo e no do par e do mama nngozii
Those days, chai, dat was d life mehn not al dis tecno children we av now

You f*ck ashewo, dey shit condom.
You drink holy water dey shit bible.
Your dirty hair lyk devil sponge

you mess babangida miss him handwriting
you drink holy water shit miracle
you skata skata teeth like russia bullet

Ijeawele: -See ur big head like Igbogbi signboard! - with ur scatter scatter teeth like Rambo bullets. - with ur small small teeth like owerri chinchin. - with ur leg wey be like Letter O wey dem use left hand write. - see ur ogi belle. Mehn, those days was damn funny. Ajepako life sweet sha!!

truly dos were gud old days. were u go yab someone e go dy cry lyk pikin.

haha..

-U sheet here sheet here sheet here, dey find the LCM.

-U mess all the fish for river pass common entrance.

weazley: Lol
You mess akpu fly gate
Ur flat nyash like devil bible
Two kulikuli surround ur village nobody escape
Thunder blow u say god don mess
D strongest man for una village na hot eba kill am
And my favourite : u mess e no do poo e no do par e do mama nngozii
Those days, chai, dat was d life mehn not al dis tecno children we av now

lmaooo....person wey dy go yab dis one go just dy cry blood ooo.

You eat chinchin, mess flour. You eat akara shit 2 mama weh they fry am. You eat moi moi shit raw beans. You carry ladder say u wan climb mountain dew. You go chemist dey price pormoh. You sabi lie satan consult u for advice. You marry obange born anti christ. You mess 6 angels fall down, abi ur mess na angelicides? You eat iron sleep wit ur wife she born robot cop. One old mama surround ur village nobody escape. You go beer palour wan drink beer they give u fanta you drink u cun high.

-ur nt short,ur not tall bt ur devils walkin stick
-u mess,devil say Jesus christ is lord

.

—motor jam u in front of ur girlfriend u come the shame to die.




—the shortest man for una village the take ladder climb maggi cube.

-them throw ur pant inside river all the fishes die

Imu re gogoro bi bata ashawo
aya re fere bi register okete

Yab ke? Aje borra kids no dey yab.

Not all hausas are muslims
Not all igbos are catholics
Not all muslims are terrorists.
Not all Igbos love money
Not all girls go to Italy for
prostitution.
Not all politicians are corrupt.
Not all Tomboys are lesbians.
Not all Ebiras are aggressive.
Not all kenyans are dark and skinny.
Not all guys from warri are sharp.
Not all girls that dress semi-
nude are sluts.
Not all guys are cheats
Not all girls lie.
Not every successful
celebrity is in the "Illuminati"
Not all rich kids are spoilt
Not all girls have sex to buy their expensive stuffs
NOT EVERY NIGERIAN TEENAGER IS
RUDE!
Someof the girls you danced
with at the club are Virgins.
Some of the girls in your church/Mosque have had sex.
MORAL LESSON
Never use the action of a group of people to Judge an
entire race, country or establishment

some stupid NL girls still use lines like " maggot infested brain"
"ugly like a piece of cow shit"

I went to an aristocratic school in Kensington. When you guys were yabbing, I was playing the violin and performing Shakespeare plays.


ask yuzedo, he'll confirm it,

only that he was expelled for bringing a Ferrari to school.

Wot sort of childish topic is this, ,is it hw far the strike has drawed u guys mentality backward,i cant imagine a business man,or a busy personality sitting down to type'u mess and all this rubbish.jezzzzzzz,am out,b4 i murder person with vex,all i know be say e no go beta for ASUU,see wot he turned our undergraduate to,chaiiiii

Ours was usually...

Go and brush your teeth before you talk to me.

Born by mistake like you.

Bombastic element, etc.

Ma favourites :

American dustbin

You are Konkonbility

You de craze, u de maadt you de gbonbonlo cigar

E no tall e no short e be like maltina bottle

You head big like Emeka's head
(Anyone with d name shud forgive mi o

Idiort, idi (yansh) re dirty

Waka, shege...the n you stretch your 5 fingers towards that person while saying it.

Till date i've not understood the correlation between stretching the 5 fingers while saying warka or shege. cos yab na yab

It got so bad that sometimes hwne some says your papa!!, they still stretch fingers towards you.

can someone please explain.

Lol,ur flat chest like morrocco flag,ur four corner head like 2b book,ur ears carry standing like cocoyam leaf.lolz..i miss my childhood days.

[size=20pt]NOW YOU WANT ME TO CATCH FUN WITH THIS SHIT

AFTER 500 FAMILIES ARE NOW HOMELESS

AFTER A 15 YEAR OLD KID WAS BEING INTO SLAVERY TO AN ANIMAL

AFTER STUDENT STAYED HOME FOR 5 MONTHS (YA SMILES)

AFTER KNOWING THE FACT THAT THOUSAND OF GRADUATES ARE ON THE STREET

AFTER THE FACT THAT BILLIONS GET MISSING EVERYDAY

AFTER KNOWING THAT NIGERIAN YOUTH ARE NOT PLANNING FOR THEIR FUTURE

AFTER KNOWING ABOUT THE POLITICAL GREED IN THE NATION

AFTER KNOWING THE FACT OF OUR RELIGIOUS AND TRIBALISTIC DELUSION

AFTER THE FACT THAT 2015 WOULD BE ANOTHER SELECTION ARENA (ELECTION I PRAY OOOO YOUR VOTE DON'T COUNT)

AFTER THE FACT THAT G.E.J IS A CLUELESS AND AN ABSOLUTE RETAARDD


YEA I AM GLAD HOPE YOU VERY GLAD ALSO [/size]

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Damn I feel nostalgia

I have some
You mess five akara form voltron.
you sh1t here, sh1t there you dey find the one wey resemble you.
see your bend bend leg like bendel state.
you mess all the fishes for river Niger shout halleluyah.
It's been a long time time can't remember more but it was fun those days

U go party dem no give u cooler.
U shit here, shit here u dey find d squareroot.
I carry u go MrBiggs ur big head no fit pass d gate.

U see shit for road,u com stop,com lick am,u com say thank God say I no match am

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stop spamming all the threads. Mods ban this guy now.

With ur big belly like alleuia band
with ur sister panadol breast
u chop vegetable soup,dey shit banga
with ur two people head
u mess caterpillar wear pant
with ur long neck likr ojukwu finger(warri)

chiefololade: Not all hausas are muslims
Not all igbos are catholics
Not all muslims are terrorists.
Not all Igbos love money
Not all girls go to Italy for
prostitution.
Not all politicians are corrupt.
Not all Tomboys are lesbians.
Not all Ebiras are aggressive.
Not all kenyans are dark and skinny.
Not all guys from warri are sharp.
Not all girls that dress semi-
nude are sluts.
Not all guys are cheats
Not all girls lie.
Not every successful
celebrity is in the "Illuminati"
Not all rich kids are spoilt
Not all girls have sex to buy their expensive stuffs
NOT EVERY NIGERIAN TEENAGER IS
RUDE!
Someof the girls you danced
with at the club are Virgins.
Some of the girls in your church/Mosque have had sex.
MORAL LESSON
Never use the action of a group of people to Judge an
entire race, country or establishment

U mean