Callmebabe: You mess, babangida repeat primary one. You mess two kuli kuli sumersault. Eleti noya noya bii gele omo oloku, onimu gogoro bii bata asewo. Alapa tiirin bii igbale agbepo, elese wogowogo bii ese trailer. Oni idi fun po bii ewa agohin...lolz

Built2last: Waka, shege...the n you stretch your 5 fingers towards that person while saying it.

Till date i've not understood the correlation between stretching the 5 fingers while saying warka or shege. cos yab na yab

It got so bad that sometimes hwne some says your papa!!, they still stretch fingers towards you.

can someone please explain.

martha: -See your scatter scatter teeth like devil calculator...
-You shiit here, you shiit here e dey like benden road
lol... itz been long tho... cnt remember much

weazley: Lol
You mess akpu fly gate
Ur flat nyash like devil bible
Two kulikuli surround ur village nobody escape
Thunder blow u say god don mess
D strongest man for una village na hot eba kill am
And my favourite : u mess e no do poo e no do par e do mama nngozii
Those days, chai, dat was d life mehn not al dis tecno children we av now

Soreza: Wot sort of childish topic is this, ,is it hw far the strike has drawed u guys mentality backward,i cant imagine a business man,or a busy personality sitting down to type'u mess and all this rubbish.jezzzzzzz,am out,b4 i murder person with vex,all i know be say e no go beta for ASUU,see wot he turned our undergraduate to,chaiiiii

freecocoa: Ours was usually...

Go and brush your teeth before you talk to me.

Born by mistake like you.

Bombastic element, etc.

Exactly.

#TeamAjebutter

packman: [size=20pt]NOW YOU WANT ME TO CATCH FUN WITH THIS SHIT

AFTER 500 FAMILIES ARE NOW HOMELESS

AFTER A 15 YEAR OLD KID WAS BEING INTO SLAVERY TO AN ANIMAL

AFTER STUDENT STAYED HOME FOR 5 MONTHS (YA SMILES)

AFTER KNOWING THE FACT THAT THOUSAND OF GRADUATES ARE ON THE STREET

AFTER THE FACT THAT BILLIONS GET MISSING EVERYDAY

AFTER KNOWING THAT NIGERIAN YOUTH ARE NOT PLANNING FOR THEIR FUTURE

AFTER KNOWING ABOUT THE POLITICAL GREED IN THE NATION

AFTER KNOWING THE FACT OF OUR RELIGIOUS AND TRIBALISTIC DELUSION

AFTER THE FACT THAT 2015 WOULD BE ANOTHER SELECTION ARENA (ELECTION I PRAY OOOO YOUR VOTE DON'T COUNT)

AFTER THE FACT THAT G.E.J IS A CLUELESS AND AN ABSOLUTE RETAARDD


YEA I AM GLAD HOPE YOU VERY GLAD ALSO [/size]

Egba girl:



Sorry o but we didn't and don't engage in such.

alotofgrace:

the more you count ur problems, the more u have to count
laugh off the heavy loads niggur

zubimete: monkey folk your mother before she born you. Telephone without no wire. Animal without a back bone. You de marry monkey. You d craze crasine. Hahahahaha make i go tink again, i go show after. Smal pikin sense.