then wait and see

wow. sorry i been busy with work, am gon drop my verse in some few minutes.

@all

This is getting boring. I've been following this thread from the beginning. Where is everyone? People battle. Sha, Makavele, word up Dawg. Been away from this place for awhile. I'm glad, peeps are still representing.

@ice-zik
and who the idiot are you to jumop into dosioo's thread like that , and he lacks manners too. foolish ice-zik


fellas we will be disqualifying no showers by tomorrow morning and i will fix the quarter final fixtures . so keep ur fingers crossed as we must provide a new champion by 27th august,. to enable shaz start her own tournament.

here is the current status

EDOSIOO VS MENIKE (menike will lose by walkover if he doesnt show up)
CRUDE VS SIMMY (simmy will lose by walkover if he doesnt show up)
DEADBREED VS WORLDBEST (worldbest will lose by walkover if he doesnt show up)
NOSA VS MAKAVELE (battle completed awaiting results)
FLOWSHOW VS MAILMALC (mailmalc will lose by walkover if he doesnt show up)
ALEXPISSU VS T-REX
OLDSYNC VS TIANSHE
J-UNIT VS SKEPTIK

@mailmalc aka mailpussi

flowshow is no respecter of pussi /mailmalc or mailpussi
cowards are not hard to identify ask shaz she will surely testify
am still going to Bleep you up/ mailmalc is scared of floshow
no wonder he's gettin walked over cuzs he's a fuckin no-show
shoe get size /mailmalc next time u hear flowshow/ make sure u touch toes
he got no dow thats why he posts letters like a mailman
u said u can face flow,
huh thats unbeleivable like saddam beating george bush
i don't even need to rhyme , in 10 lines i will finsh him like sub zero
mailmalc can't rap~ watch me level him to ground zero
don't bother replyin~your throwback is amputated ~
like a bitcch who got disqualified
flowshow rhymes demystify/ no wonder he committed suicide
sit back yall and watch flowshow walkover this fool mailmalc
next time u hear flowshow , pick your sch bag and listen to da masters teach

@edosio
bin busy lately,i'ma post ma verse 2moro.

i've been busy. watch out for my lines

who could do diss better/only da t-rex could
wen i step in/i cause more drama than nollywood
this guy has got fake bars lika quack lawyers
i've been in da kitchen so i cooked this for ya

who could do diss better/only the t-rex could
wen i step in i cause more drama than nolly wood
this guy has gat fake bars like quack lawyers
i've been in d kitchen so i cooked thic for ya
dont test me/i've gat more game than miniclip
i call the shots here like i've gat a full clip
copy me and fail/i aint ur type like jamb questions
quick to rock mics and spit heat on burnout sessions
i'm so ill and u know theres no remedy
ur wack lines make me laugh like it was comedy
this place is for men/boy,u're on da wrong thread
ur kinda verse reassures nas hiphop is dead
u cant spell using words like fake magic
wanna battle veterans/go step up ur tactic
ur punchlines dont make effect like bad catalyst
i'm done with this punk/so whos next on the list

well well well , FIRST ROUND OVER AND here are the results


EDOSIOO VS MENIKE (menike loses )
CRUDE VS SIMMY (simmy loses)
DEADBREED VS WORLDBEST (worldbest loses)
NOSA VS MAKAVELE (makavele wins by voting poll result)
FLOWSHOW VS MAILMALC (mailmalc loses by walkover) flowshow wins by voting poll result
ALEXPISSU VS T-REX (trex wins alexpissu loses by no show)
OLDSYNC VS TIANSHE (oldsync wins by voting poll result
J-UNIT VS SKEPTIK (j-unit wins by voting poll results)

brace up as i present the quarter final battles fixture below

QUARTER FINAL FIXTURES

MAKAVELE VS OLDSYNC
T-REX VS CRUDE
FLOWSHOW VS J-UNIT
DEADBRED VS EDOSIOO

THE FAKERS ARE OUT , START BATTLING IMMEDIATELY . THE BATTLE IS NOW HEATED UP. POST UR VERSES.
DEADLINE 19TH AUGUST

where was this voting done?

rflmao flow-ho did u miss takin your pills    or u think battling malc would ever make you ill     .   .   . malc so sick lyrically, Literally means i'm tired of makin this weak ass speed off this arena like a v6 rally - yes that is called pity, dumb ! against u is like me against no one as in none. it's so degrading for me murderin this clown so it'll be very worthless constructin bars just-fo-this gay.  . me saw he was a mere prey so please don't blame me for consumin that.

Alex very sorry for the ***s.

mailmalc:

rflmao flow-ho did u miss takin your pills or u think battling malc would ever make you ill . . . malc so sick lyrically, Literally means i'm tired of makin this weak ass speed off this arena like a v6 rally - yes that is called pity, dumb ! against u is like me against no one as in none. it's so degrading for me murderin this clown so it'll be very worthless constructin bars just-fo-this gay. . me saw he was a mere prey so please don't blame me for consumin that.

Alex very sorry for the ***s.

rflmao & lol@mailmalc , u can tell that to the birds my guy, the bottom line is u were beaten by flowshow 1-0, only cowards wouldnt show up when they know its obvious they would be beaten , and if u think ur as ill as flowshow , then u bring it outside right now, maybe eldee or shaz will help us set it up, something like warcraft 3 , just for me to prove and reproof all over again that u aint in my class.

@j-unit
quarterfinal, your next , better come prepared cuzz the verse am coming with will totally murder u.! holla at ur boi

FLOWSHOW @J-UNIT

in the quarterfinals/'flowshow' aint a newbie/punchlines like queen bee/
no one knows who this mic checker be/goodness me/
lyrically born to wreck this/metaphors in full force /busts your testis
check this/am da illest mc/even with all the pieces u would still puzzle
i don't mumble /my rhymes don't fumble/flow is laid back/boy am so humble
i don't grumble /flowshow comes unexpected like a ghastly accident/
U said your 'evil' this aint playstation doug /so it can't your ''resident''
i push bricks /i aint talking bout the one your brothers play on tetris
don't vex this/your better off  being a houseboy washing laundries
flowshows' pen the pound beater like peter /flowshowing rhymes aint lenghty
punches in serenity  /u is the mini version of humpty dumpty
flowshows' lounging/nigga i spit more venoms than indian cobras
u is nofing but a shoemaker somm like an illiterate ojuelegba shoe cobbler
nigga u lame like a lepper/even when u were caught eatin chocolates u STILL couldnt spit bars
judgements like the nigerian bar/i aint talking bout where your mother works
naija rocks/no wonder his defeat looks fixed like chinese olympic fireworks
call me the rap tudor/am the one rappers worship like a nairaland rap idol
like somm big brother shit/hommie am watching u like your fathers' roof
u battlin flows?/nigga beating me needs more than scientific proof
i don't bark woof/cuzz i aint a dog like u/am a DOGG thats doug with a double g
i talk smack like dvds/u talk too much words/that is why doggs can't bite u
the quantity of the rubbish u talk determines how much flowshow smack you
am sick with it/ thats why the nairaland crowd is screaming
the only times he comes real with it is when he is dreaming
flowshow multis are way better/ more freindly than fair weather
personal vendetta/flowshow multis come with a capital 'M' letter
like cream cheddars/flowshow gets paid more than nigerian bank tellers/

@Flow-Show
Nice one right thurr

FLOWSHOW:

FLOWSHOW @J-UNIT

in the quarterfinals/'flowshow' aint a newbie/punchlines like queen bee/
i push bricks /i aint talking bout the one your brothers play on tetris

I aint gon lie, it hurts Oooouch! Lol

Ok i got T-Rex abi? Ok. . . . . . . .Let me drop a lil somthn on his ass

[b]Ya'll know fa sho, i aint backing the fukk down. . . . .let's do this rex. . .

Mic-checkin got this fake Giant shitting in his pants
I strike the "G" from this Giant burst the "I" leave him the "Ant"
I know ei' way on the rap labyrinth, like i'm the son of the soil
Check it, i'm most expensive to rap-nation, call me Crude oil
Flowing gas-o-line, thru my rap-line, and spray ur ass
I've got this match i'ma strike it, n burn u to ash
Leave u lookin like u got entwined with an ignited Nitro
'Fo u freestyle use ur Stylo, lest u post bulk of typos
Ur tight flow reveals ur're tyro, now i'm lyrically psycho
Dont be stupid take heed, go and update ur lyrical Silo
I did the Math .'. T + Rex = Nil
On ur ass i'ma spit tipex n wite u outta this tourney
Here is my liter bin, u can drop some of ur tightest there
U're as good as Nothing, it's like i'm battling an open air
U Sound like guitar without strings, i'ma pluck ur vocal Chord
U get kicked arround all the time, u aint got game u're the ball

Wat say u Dawgg? [/b]

@crude
i'm about to murk dis cat/so start countin ur loss
imagine an apprentice who wants to battle da boss
battlin me u know is worse than sucide
dis fool is a plus to my list of my lyrical gynocide
u aint gat game/ like an empty zoo
i'm too tight mayne/u cant step in my shoe
u sure need a transformer to step up ur weak lines
u aint on top but u still gon decline
wen i mic check/then its sure ur games over
cos u against me is like a beetle to a rover
plus ur delivery is poorer than nipost
in rap u cant move foward like light poles
i've gat bars to lock hiphop violators lyke u
and i'm a lyrical bot u dont wanna screw
i brought a big trash can were u can spit ur garbage
next time u flee/cos like earthquakes i wreck damage

@DEADBREED

deadbreed /hybrid's most valuable bitch is tasty/ we dont care if ur tasty bitch/swallow ur saliva
who is the boy who thought a girl cant rap, cut the crap/ i resurrect hiphop like pac
the last cheek who battled me swallowed 10 saggy balls,
its now the turn of fake hybrid ''deadbreed'' draws
who else would swallow more balls than chiogo
fightin wit judo/he got no logo, no wonder he a deadbreed with a losing logo
edosioo da rotweiller/bout to rip dis virgin deadbreed like shaz
whose else stinks harder than a bitch who's mouth got sars?
full size /damn my boob prized/
he d only biicth dat blows dicks and eats joysticks as french fries
my rhymes hot like a rapist coming out of da taliban
complete hangover /yall bouta witness anoda walkover like wordsmith vs hannibal
i aint committing arson/ lyricall dosioo is about to commit crime treason
cuzz am gon ''beat'' u up like fruity loops & reason
call me da molten magma the way am crushing this bitch like a fuckin lava
lyrical dosioo hotter than burger lakayana/
compare me to caterpilar/ deadbreed sounds like boom shakalaka,
i aint gon say too much cuzz if i beat u harder than this i would probably getted banned
the mod is watchin me like da acronym ''OMO'' , that stands for ode mumu and oponu/, lol
humor and comedy is God given , dont force it deadbreed, ur nothing but a dopemu, lmfao
u and ur punchlines are like butter on my bread/they will always get eaten
like aliyah my metafours are one in a million written
lyrical dosioo gon throw her over the building so that nairalanders can actually see a fallen star
dosioo 16s be the illest 16s/, welcome to nairaland fight club/lemme show u how a gurl do it
wordplay general/ yall are welcome to deadbreed funeral/
he wants to fcukk but he got a stinkin genital
eat u up like a cheese call me da mozarella
am the only naija girl that can leave ur heart without a beat like an acapella
deadbreed is a huge surprise /something like edosioo not knowing that hybrid can rap

dont forget that the 1st ., 2nd ,3rd will receive special gifts when the tourney is over,

here are the pending battles

QUARTER FINAL FIXTURES

MAKAVELE VS OLDSYNC battle pending(waiting for both verses)
T-REX VS CRUDE battle concluded
FLOWSHOW VS J-UNIT waiting for j-unit verse
DEADBRED VS EDOSIOO waiting for deadbreed verse.

pls fella conclude your fixtures,and post ur verses and lets have the results fast .

where is this voting done?

nosa101:

where is this voting done?

brother man , do you ever read through all the remaining threads on this forum?? open ur eyes clearly

@ flowshow

new sound click n wer gowin on sik\
man dont wanna test cus he will get slit\
nar not wid a blade wid ma bars u tit\
so dont try n mess cus man will get ripped\
, ull get torn apart\
got bars dat wil put a hole in ya heart\
from da first to da last my flow is dark\
so dont try n test ull get ripped like a fart\
, n am far from cheerful\
man wants bars so i give him an earfull\
truama, is making manz fearfull\
catch manz on road n dey starts gettin tearfull\
cus, im a nasty lad\
far from sane no am gowin on mad\
so dont chat shit bowt how ya manz stab\
cus wen it cums to u ur far from bad

Bleep battlin' cats, I’m J Uniting cats, which means single-handedly I’m embarrassing cats
Why you cummin up short like a million midgets masturbatin ~ flowhoe
After the fight, I might kiss my opponent, maybe” ~ flowshow
If it wasn’t for our opponents, we’d be nobody. They’re the ones who enhance our victories.
I’m a lyrical pirahna
Strapped with a grenade in the pool with your momma
Attack her by the legs and I pull her to the bottom."
so let the next cat bring it on.

@ Makavele

Bleep, Bleep, am back with my axe, ready to mark this veil,
Am stuck into this a*se, rock steady to make tha fool wail,
Y'all know I've got my respect, that's still a reason y'all hail,
I kick shit easily, I dont mind if it stinks to dig out a dead one,
I need to kill easily that is why am paired with this misfed con,
Makavele aint a nu looser to me, he only won the battle against his bi*ches,
Im not too happy that am only adding your win to my riches,
Edosio called men out for a show, a ni99a without attitude is coughing
Am still vexed, that I lost the chance to use Tai Chi(tIANSHIE) as a stepping stone,
Now the damage on your face will be like that on Katrina zone,
Sure man, I aint got no clone, I kill all creatures, even those with bones,
Never got much time to use on this chicken, I need a battle with beef
Im from the west, i diss you like we dissed deaf with leaf,
Fore i take my leave, i need to make an arrangement for u a bus with a flag of leaf
Thief can excape my wrath better dont Bleep witha king that disgraces thiefs in public

edosioo:

brother man , do you ever read through all the remaining threads on this forum?? open your eyes clearly

Only one person voted on that thread

I have been waiting for an explanation of why i lost my battle

@nosa
whining after defeat is a normal thing for us in nairaland especially around here. and most especially when there are gifts to be won
so pls try to complain more. we love complaints .it is like food to our soul in nairaland.

@ quarterfinalists
ladies and gentleman
the quarter final bouts will be judged by the feed thread by shaz.
kindly check shaz thread to see the feed and see how shaz breakdowns of each person's line as soon as the quarter final battles are completed .
she will score each verse over 20, we should all accept shaz decision in good faith , good work fellas

[color=#006600][/color]I'll terminate da FakeSync like abortion, send him to an early grave, Send this slug into your bleeping chest, scatter to pieces.

i'll diss you in no good manner, because the fakesync, you's the epitome of BABARISM
u need to step ur this-illusioned game, that's why you're nicknamed PHANTISM
early in the /MORNING/ when u'll still be /SLEEPING/ me be doing ma' /DISSING/
i do it without /CEASING/ to u it ain't /PLEASIN/ you's a faker dropping lines without /REASON/
am da greatest lyrical boxer, even mike tyson can't stand 1 punchLINE
oldsync is fake, he got spanked and pouts his lips saying: punch MINE
i've got 99999 lives, been shot at by bleeping wackstas, yet i LIVETH
erase u from history, spit on your grave n' inscribe: Fakesync whom da Maka KILLETH
am so full of flows, am capable of causing a dynamic ECLIPSE
send out disses like laser beams, u'll get peforated like a patient wit ulcer PEPSIS
i'll glue your neck to the basement, and let go off the guillotine, get ready for EXECUTION
kick ya butt straight to hell, no hope for next life, even Jesus won't grant a RESURRECTION
i deal da real /PUNCHES/, no time for lame /BUNCHES/, ma' lines are superior like HI-FI
even 3.5g of dope won't make you syncronize, my game's got connectivity like WI-FI
am the ruthless executioner, while your'e on my list of fakers bout to get KILLED
your claiming valor, but have only got paper-tiger, u don't stand a chance even after doping DEAL
am dusting your ass pretty fast, u gon' be selling ex-punchlines on da HILLS
you's a fake actor, aint getting a part in this thriller, so how u gon' pay your BILLS?
am bloodthirsty like a vampire waiting to render your SPLEENLESS
da oldsync reps /FAKENESS/ this /NAMELESS/ cat's brain is full of typical /WACKNESS/
d fakesync's like engine with only 3 revs: slow, slower n' SLOWEST
come wit a batallion of soldiers, u still wont defeat me, i remain invincible because am da BRAVEST
i;ve got a prison with punchlines bout' to get RELEASED
your sure to get hit n' come up wit da /DISEASE/ that will leave u /DECEASED/
i'll leave u battling for the death row, u cunt-SEEKER/ d*ck GIVER/
bring doom like evil /NEMESIS/, u just read the /GENESIS/ of MAKAVELE the death-DEALER

only deadbreed hasnt shown up,

@all
while we wait patiently for shaz feed and scores over 20, be informed that shaz decision is final and is not subject to any question or challenge. be informed that she is just doing a favour hence her decision on the verses is final. regardless of whoever the contestants are includin dosioo.everyone is equal before the law. ok?