And Chasisgirl. . . . . . .


U wanna judge now. . . . . . . .?!!! Hahahahahahahahahah. . . . . .how many battle u done with that i.d? Let me count. . . . . . . . .hmm yeah! it amounts to none, u know why Boy or girl, just grow the fuxx up, multiple i.d'ing aint mean shiit. . . . . . .Ok?

whats happening chaisisgal, judge if ur judging and stop trying to toast the boys

HERE IS MY JUDGEMENT

crude @Makavalle
The final brutality

rhymes :3
Tumbled into muddle, he ate my knuckle n gurgle blood bubble
He got frailty, this weakling got no inkling of rap duelling
I aint battlin him, me drillin him n make rap seems gruellin

punchline mixed with wordplay-4
His Banks is out of Buck, cause his Game worths 50 for a cent
The only time u spew punches is when u eat 'em from me
Me to this pip-squeak is like a blue whale to a jellyfish
This n!kkur is hot head, he dived into my "Lake Punch"

wordplay-2
Tautin vocal cord tighter than fiddle string, spittin nonsense
Strike that "R" from "Friend" if u wan kno me homie

TOTAL POINTS -9

MAKAVELE @CRUDE :

I don't need 16's to win this, ok. Here you go:

hot opener with rhymes-1
I rep da lyrical savage, wit punchlines encrypted in satirical language

punchline mixed with wordplay-3
your flow's rough like cabbage, u're best known for spittin' junk like a typical garbage
your game play's like a scratched CD, i'm left wit no choice than eject u like disc trays
your flow's dry as a heat-parched desert, it depicts sumt'n worse than chronic fever

wordplay -5
ma' lines are sharper than a samurai's sword, t'will cut through your left hip
leave ya de(feeted), u won't sound punches as though u've got a cleft lip
am da alpha wit beta flows, that penetrates u like gamma rays
your flow's got d fever, i might as well liken 'em to pneumonic flushes
i've got more flows than d Amazon river; no wonder am so popular like a symphonic diva

TOTAL-9 POINTS

JUDGES COMMENT-ALL MAKAVELE'S LINES WERE SMOKING HOT . I GUESS IF IT WAS A BIT LONGER IT WOULD HAVE WON OUTRIGHTLY. PUNCHLINE UPON PUNCHLINE CLEARLY SHOS THAT BOTH MCS HAVE GREATLY IMPROVED , THE SCORES SAY 9-9 .THATS MEANS IT IS A DRAW!!!!
SO THAT MEANS U GUYS HAVE TO SETTLE THE FINAL BATTLE WIT A ROUND 2 BATTLE WHICH SHOULD PROVIDE AN OUTRIGHT CHAMPION THIS TIME , I SUGGEST MAKAVELE SPITS FIRST THIS TIME .AND I WILL JUDGE WHEN U GUYS HAVE POSTED UR ROUND 2 BATTLES . LETS GO

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. . . . . . . .Maka, can u fuxxing believe that? This guy is killing me with laughter. , . . .hahahahahahehehehehehhohohohohohohohohohohihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihiuhihi. . . . . .wow! i cant breathe. . . . . . . . .hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, . . . . . . .somebody hold me down. . . .hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

ediosoo just decide who da winner is, it's ur tourney afterall, wats with all da stalling

This shit still on?

@edosio

Way to go homegurl,keep it up aiight

@all
What up y'all.

@makavele , crude

You aiight afterall.

@worldbest
thanks , i have been keeping it real. except for the haters who have not given up

@every1
its seems crude is having a problem with chasisgirl.am gonna to judge the finals myself. give me some time to analyse it

@all
good ending to a lon tourney , prizes and winners to be announced shortly .

the gifts are ready. drop ur addu=ys , while i rejudge the final

well ths is how it goes, following series of beef btw chasisgirl and crude on the judgement of the final battle, i want to rejudge the final for the sake of peace so that we can have an undisputed heavyweight champion who will move on to the next shaz/hybrid toruney as the HLR.
AS A RESPECTED MEMBER OF THE NAIRALAND JUDICIAL MOST RESPECTED HIGH COURT
HERE IS THE FINAL JUDGEMENT ::

MAKAVELE @CRUDE :

I don't need 16's to win this, ok. Here you go:

hot opener with rhymes-1
I rep da lyrical savage, wit punchlines encrypted in satirical language

punchline mixed with wordplay-3
your flow's rough like cabbage, You're best known for spittin' junk like a typical garbage
your game play's like a scratched CD, i'm left wit no choice than eject You like disc trays
your flow's dry as a heat-parched desert, it depicts sumt'n worse than chronic fever

wordplay -5
ma' lines are sharper than a samurai's sword, t'will cut through your left hip
leave ya de(feeted), You won't sound punches as though You've got a cleft lip
am da alpha wit beta flows, that penetrates You like gamma rays
your flow's got d fever, i might as well liken 'em to pneumonic flushes
i've got more flows than d Amazon river; no wonder am so popular like a symphonic diva

TOTAL-9 POINTS

crude @Makavalle
The final brutality

rhymes :3
Tumbled into muddle, he ate my knuckle n gurgle blood bubble
He got frailty, this weakling got no inkling of rap duelling
I aint battlin him, me drillin him n make rap seems gruellin

punchline mixed with wordplay-4
His Banks is out of Buck, cause his Game worths 50 for a cent
The only time You spew punches is when You eat 'em from me
Me to this pip-squeak is like a blue whale to a jellyfish
This n!kkur is hot head, he dived into my "Lake Punch"

wordplay-2
Tautin vocal cord tighter than fiddle string, spittin nonsense
Strike that "R" from "Friend" if You wan kno me homie

TOTAL POINTS -9

JUDGES DECISION
WELL I GUESS CHASISGIRL WAS RIGHT IN THE 1ST PLACE , THE FINAL BATTLE WAS A DRAW. AND IF U GUYS WANT TO SETTLE IT THEN U HAVE TO BATTLE FOR A 2ND ROUND TO SETTLE THE SCORES. U BOTH HAVE UNTIL 25TH SEPTEMBER 2008 TO SETTLE UR FINAL BATTLE WITH A 2ND ROUND BATTLE NOW ,
FAILURE TO SHOW UP WILL LEAD TO UR DISQUALIFICATION AND FLOWSHOW WILL BE DECLARED AS THE NEW UNDISPUTED CHAMPION .HLR.

ediosoo, tht wasnt fair, you killed the spirit of this torney with that ish

Wordsmith:

How about contacting eldee?

SHAZ is wrong because OF HER DELETE POST WITHOUT REGARD NONSENSE, BAN AnD THREAD CLOSURE THREATS , AND THE WAY SHE DELETES PEOPLES POST WITHOUT RESPECT OR FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION. I KNOW U CAN MISUSE MOD POWERS AND DANGLE BAN THREATS AS USUAL .BUT THE TRUTH WILL BE TOLD.

ps :shaz u didnt interfere in the show when it began and now we dont need no ouchiee sars mama.go and close hybrids thread where they all worship u.

@shaz/all
people misuse power when they have it, they block freedom of expression ,delete peoples posts and they allow absolute power to corrupt them absolutely .
that unknown to them is the beginning of their doom! and eventual downfall. dangling threats of thread closure ban this ban that, deleting posts without regard , go and ban hybrid in his thread . u want to be the judge ?wtf lmfao, i can imagine u will threaten to ban anyone that rejects ur shallow judgements or breast feed. and eventually close hybrids thread and delete peoples post too with ur mod powers. no respect for freedom of post!
no wonder wordsmith is seriously rejecting you, u even deleted hybrids posts too. imagine .mod misuse of power.

@shaz
i should just report her to seun for deleting my post without regard or respect !for freedom of expression

after protest by contestants ,the final judgement of crude vs makavlee .is done
makavele got more punchlines than crude , hence makavele wins that battle . end of story.edosioo give him the gift .

@Chasisgirl

Good work! Bravo! Bravo!! Bravo!!!

chasisgirl:

makavele got more punchlines than crude , hence makavele wins that battle . end of story.edosioo give him the gift .

Thank God oooo! Yeah! Whoa!! End of story, end of trashcan tourney, end of retardant tourney, end of shit hole tourney, end of stelch. . . . . . We can move on from hurr


@Shaz

U know, in accordance to the advice u gave to me, u said "If u dont ignore them, u'll end up like them" Do the same ma. u've got important things lying on ur desk. . . . . . . .aiite

well since the MRCS aka ''multiple retard clones'' have announced flowshow the winner .
i humbly accept my position as the number one nairaland battle rapper 2008 undisputed HLR.
thanks crude and makapussi for fighting with the MRCS towards the end of the tourney . lemme congratulate myself again .hahaha buncha clowns .

@Flow

FLOWSHOW:

well since the MRCS aka ''multiple retard clones'' have announced flowshow the winner .
i humbly accept my position as the number one nairaland battle rapper 2008 undisputed HLR.

Are u Stupid?! Nah u're not, u're just the retard that u're, now ur brain is functioning reversibly. Did'nt u post with that sluts I.D that Makavelle won the match? Check this psycho, psyching himself up.

FLOWSHOW:

thanks crude and makapussi for fighting with the MRCS towards the end of the tourney . let me congratulate myself again .hahaha buncha clowns .

Hahahahahahahahaha. . . . . . . . .Well, that was ur intention from the onset, but u ran out of luck because ur ass ran into me. Now who are the bunch of clowns Crude and Makavelle or U and ur Multiple I.D Retards Family FoolShow?. . . . . hahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . . . . Stop Fuxxer, u're killin me over here. . . .hahahahahahahaha

@crude
that is my intention .to give u all undiluted comedy, but u talking it as something serious .candid camera.

Hey!!!!
i t makes drop bomb dat makes steve wonda
if mode leaves ? mark i bet i'd leave all of ya in a coma

@crude
Anybody fuckn me ends up as my dinner,
Cos i'm ill like Easy E blood sample dat's Y
Anything i spit kills
Middle finger 2 ya hating folks
Who Cs d schizoid as a joke
Becareful b4 i leave u pan broke

@ Edosioo

You start beef with someone who doesn't even know u exist
Rhymes I spit to other people musta got u real pissed
It seems like by you I was really missed
But I'm back now, go spread the gist.

Yea, you might be the best chick but I'm the best lady
I make chicks like you get their panties in a bunch like Brady
Don't blame me cos you're flow and rhymes are a bit shady

Next time you want to call someone out, get someone on your level
Cos I'll take you all the way to hell and back like I was the devil

You have no skills and you still trying to stunt?
You said we had smelling pussies but at least we aint got a cunt.
I know what you want, no need to front,
Only problem is I don't let other girls treasure hunt 

When you can construct a decent rhyme then start talking
Until then shut your trap cos all you're doing is squawking.