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Poll: Who's the king of jokes

EQUILIBRIUM: 3% (4 votes)
ITUEN: 19% (21 votes)
SAM MILLA: 36% (39 votes)
TUFE: 10% (11 votes)
CLEMCYKUL: 10% (11 votes)
JEOVY: 7% (8 votes)
INFOBABA: 12% (13 votes)
This poll has ended

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Re: Who Is The King? by loffers(m): 11:30am On Aug 31, 2008
@ cbase

after election there will always be a tribunal,
i will wait there for u guys,

infact, the result of the yet 2 be conducted election has been nullified already,GASKIYA
Re: Who Is The King? by cbase: 12:49pm On Aug 31, 2008
@Loffers
Na so dem dey do am 4 dat place wey u dey so?, We dey wait u for Tribunals. SHIKINA

@Folh
The polls no dey finish?, who again you dey wait 4 may e come vote?, If na so, una dey do una own 4 accra, no be so e dey 4 9 ja oo,
Re: Who Is The King? by Gabry(f): 5:02pm On Aug 31, 2008
Hmmm. . . Looking at the votes, its all good. Soon one of y'all will be crowned as the King of Joker Clownie hood.
Re: Who Is The King? by tufe(m): 8:03pm On Aug 31, 2008
hmmm . . . . sam has suddenly flown. i hope rigging isnt takimg place here ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. KAI !!! so na 3rd position these people wan give me. na bronze shey? na so so bronze una like for this country.

**zooms off**

mean while, when voting dey close na
Re: Who Is The King? by loffers(m): 10:27pm On Aug 31, 2008
Clears throat,
adjust the microphone,
clears throat and adjust his tie.

''By the power confered on me as the chairman of this electoral commission,''

''clears throat again''

''i hereby declare that the on-going election has been nullified,
this is as a result of gross misconduct of some of the contestants
and the elections were characterized wit rigging in some of the wards visited''
Re: Who Is The King? by SamMilla1(m): 1:17am On Sep 01, 2008
Noise from cemetary !
cheesy cheesy cheesy


*starts the song, winner oh oh oh winner!*
Re: Who Is The King? by Jeovy(m): 5:48am On Sep 01, 2008
loffers:

Clears throat,
adjust the microphone,
clears throat and adjust his tie.

''By the power confered on me as the chairman of this electoral commission,''

''clears throat again''

''i hereby declare that the on-going election has been nullified,
this is as a result of gross misconduct of some of the contestants
and the elections were characterized wit rigging in some of the wards visited''



You go soon clear your brain not only throat grin
Re: Who Is The King? by clemcykul(f): 10:51am On Sep 01, 2008
na mr brainless na
Re: Who Is The King? by SamMilla1(m): 3:07pm On Sep 01, 2008
Hi clem,
See this yeye people  gave you only 4 votes.

Dont worry sweet heart, in your next life , you wont become an albino
Re: Who Is The King? by clemcykul(f): 11:07am On Sep 02, 2008
see stroking o

lol sammie i no need any vote o, am content posting and trouble shooting grin
grin
grin
Re: Who Is The King? by Gabry(f): 12:37pm On Sep 02, 2008
People dont want to give clem the majority votes because they are intimidated by her. I know it cause I can smell it from a far.
Re: Who Is The King? by SamMilla1(m): 3:56pm On Sep 02, 2008
So i am the king,

For the first time,
Nigerians voted for the right person.

i wish PDP will learn from you guys.
Re: Who Is The King? by Gabry(f): 4:17pm On Sep 02, 2008
Eh Eh Eh. . . grin
Re: Who Is The King? by loffers(m): 4:58pm On Sep 02, 2008
fellow nairalanders,
the just concluded election has been cancelled
a later date will be fixed 4 the re-run of the election,

any member dt wish 2 serve on the tribunal pannel is free 2 show interest
Re: Who Is The King? by spenchuks(m): 5:04pm On Sep 02, 2008
in which party is sam milla?
i just hope u didnt take tutorials
from feedeefee grin grin grin
Re: Who Is The King? by cbase: 6:04pm On Sep 02, 2008
Sam Chop up Jo, wey dat Henessey make we dey shayo cheesy
Re: Who Is The King? by loffers(m): 6:08pm On Sep 02, 2008
red wine 4 boyz,
12.5 percent
Re: Who Is The King? by Jeovy(m): 6:12pm On Sep 02, 2008
osho free
Re: Who Is The King? by loffers(m): 6:23pm On Sep 02, 2008
how u take know say my name nah osho
Re: Who Is The King? by Jeovy(m): 6:30pm On Sep 02, 2008
you dey act am
Re: Who Is The King? by loffers(m): 6:40pm On Sep 02, 2008
dis guy u be witch,
u just dey disclose ma id 2 every1
how u take know say i dey in2 acting
Re: Who Is The King? by Jeovy(m): 6:42pm On Sep 02, 2008
you be dreamer too grin
Re: Who Is The King? by loffers(m): 6:55pm On Sep 02, 2008
once again u are right
i'm joseph
Re: Who Is The King? by Jeovy(m): 7:06pm On Sep 02, 2008
with you,am always right boyfriend
Re: Who Is The King? by SamMilla1(m): 7:35pm On Sep 02, 2008
*Runs outside to get the Hennessy*
Re: Who Is The King? by loffers(m): 7:40pm On Sep 02, 2008
call me when u are back wit d koko
Re: Who Is The King? by Gabry(f): 4:32am On Sep 03, 2008
loffers:

once again u are right
i'm joseph

Which JOSEPH ??
Re: Who Is The King? by clemcykul(f): 9:08am On Sep 03, 2008
e no go pass
the dreamer
Re: Who Is The King? by cbase: 10:09am On Sep 03, 2008
chai!
Re: Who Is The King? by holythug(m): 11:03am On Sep 03, 2008
na d carpenter jo
Re: Who Is The King? by MrInfo1(m): 11:09am On Sep 03, 2008
@ Gab

No worry, when i become king, i go make queen of confused ppl of nairalandkiss

@ clemcykul

I go make you director of bla bla bla


Abeg make both of una support me well well o  smiley
Re: Who Is The King? by clemcykul(f): 11:55am On Sep 03, 2008
lol info before dem born u, i dey plan, organise, manage and contrl bla bla bla grin grin grin

see ur beardless face grin

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