oko ashewo like u,
how u dey manage rob pussy na? f**k and run away?

and i hope u no die for it,
cuz nothing dey there, just to brush the cunt and release.
after that, nothing more

see them, the same thing they are being told all the time shiooo!!!

O boy na wa for you o. Who told you that these guys are the creators of the jokes they post on nairaland? Who post shouldn't have read

''The king of jokes on nairaland''

NOR

''The nairaland official poll for the best humour creator''

Should have been:

''The Best joke poster on nairaland''

This is because in truth, 99% of those jokes were all

Ctrl C and Ctrl V, If you know what i mean, besides they are mostly foreign jokes so there is no way these guys would have been the creators. Mind you guys, i am not trying to hate cos i do enjoy the jokes and as such, i will vote none other than

SAM MILLA, he is the master of them all

ohhhh just when i was enjoying ur dance u ended it with ur left hand. .

every dissapointment is a blessing,
so take heart

lysaa baby, how was ur day dear?

see am,
woman wrapper

go n sleep,

lol, it was well jare, at least someone cares, not like others. .*roll eyes*

not like others ke?
who told u i dont care?

chei lysaa!
why are u doing dis 2 me

you hv really nice eye lashes, Lys dear, dem dey do me tinini tinini,

cheii,
how many of una wan kolo ment over dis babe sef?

hhmm, na so she fine reach

u no go understand my guy, since ur gay

@Lys
Dear no mind am Jo, beauty is in the eye of the beholder **_{winks at Lysaa}**

i'm ready to deal with cbase if he doesnt take time

@cbase,
why u wan kill yourself over somebody wey no get your time,
i bet she consider u immature to handle her

kpele oo, Insecurity dey worry u oo, she only rolls eyes, u begin cry, by the time she kiss me join, u go die,  

@studio
no mind cbase, he is just washing car.
d owner of d car is just bidding time

for ur mind na

lol, its ok, I like u two . .forget that folahann poll, I think u guys are the best. he had better update his poll for my vote to count there. .

aah lysa why are u trying 2 double date

@cbase,
the babe roll eyes cuz i no say HI' to her, yeye boy like you  
u think sey na beans to be a real bobo like me, ?
i no fit shout cuz mo gbono feli feli, and since u no fit beat me, just accept sey i pass you

na wa o.
i no fit sout

Spen, cnt u jst understand , or u still wan may she talk am out, she dey try may she let u know gently, u still wan may she yarn out completely, now u go begin talk say she break ur heart,  

@Std
no be only mo gbone feli feli, u go soon be Ogbono fili fili, atinga no blood like u

@lys
Baby no mind Folahann, na metuselah Lineage e from, **_{winks at lysaa baby behind Spen n Std}**

God forbid na ur heart go break soon nobe my own.
i don build my immunity

@cbase,,
my guy i bet your lyrics don finish
u nor get mouth just accept  
i no go fight with you over a woman my guy,
i like you cuz u always look from the big picture, but sorry lyssa isn't your match.


just  pretend as if this is lyssa's standing close to you    

cbase,
just pretend as if this is lyssa standing pretty closer to you loser

where u from std, 4 ur mind, we dey fite, shooo, Now i know, so u get interest b4, come dey form DESMOND ELLIOT shey?

u na wan tear lysaa apart?
anyway u guys should continue fighting while i enjoy lysaa

LIFE!!!