The same friend who sent me the previous one sent this to me today: (she's giving me tons of material for Nairaland!)

What did Jesus say to the angels about the people in hell?

Back then they didn't want me,
now they hot they're all on me.

I just don't know what to day about this one.

I can say MIKE JONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's hot. I'm sending it to my friends now.

hummmmmmmmm i dont get it

You dont?

Do u know mike jones song?? Back then they didnt want me, now im hot they all on me. SO technically those in Hell didnt care abt jesus back then (when they were in the world that is), now they are burning (hot), they all on him.

I already sent the message. Three biatches replied me already.

One of them was like, You r crazy!

i gat dis from someone on nairaland.

when my arms cant reach people close to my heart everysecond, i always hug them with my prayers, there is a miracle coming on your way..its still me..^^^^

thanks ..i like it

I'm glad you were able to use it, HA.

Nike, good to see you again, sis. I'm sorry about that sulfer incident; glad to know you're ok!

thanks Vexxy..

warning to evry1..dont u even think about trying it

This one was sent to me by a very naughty friend...

They said a mandatory AIDS test is to be carried out on every adult on friday. Have you made arrangements to leave town?

mmm,
u’r€ 1dafuL, u’r€ ¿Ωt€LL¿g€Ωt,
u’v€ gθt stγL€,
u’v€ gθt cLass,
u’v€ gθt app€aL,
u’v€ gθt bra¿Ωs,
u’v€ gθt…

…wa¿t a m¿Ωut€…?!


SθR¿, RθΩG ΩUMBA!

Ouch... that hurts. But it's fun, and that's why i am sending it to all my friends now.

Oh, I like that one! L.O.L.!

I had someone whispered your name when i turned to see who it was, i realised is my heart calling ur name. I miss u and I love u dearly. Tak kia of yasef

CLOTHES FADE.FLOWERS DIE, STREAM DRY, TAUGHT ARE FORGTEN BUT YOU REMAIN FRESH IN MY HEART. I OWN U LOVE.



I MAY LACK WORDS TO SENT TO U,I MAY RUN OUT OF CREDIT TO CALL U BUT UARE RIGHT IN THE CENTRE OF MY HEART.



U ARE MY HEART BEAT.

I could
4get
a face,
4get
a name,
4get
a game,
but
4getting
you?
4get it
have a
wonderful
week.

I got that one b4 slowpoison. From an ex.

When your life's in darkness, fast and pray to God to free you from the darkness. If after you've fasted and prayed and you're still in darkness.....
PLEASE PAY YOUR NEPA BILLS!

I would have sworn that you have not had an ex,  Hot-Angel   I for die for nothing Hot-angel na wa for you sha. I also got it from an ex , she also sent me the one below, you may might have seen it but it is the tot that counts

True people are like diamonds.
They are dear and rear.
False people are like stones.
They are scattered everywhere.
Thank God for creating you a true person.

slowpoison:

I would have sworn that you have not had an ex, Hot-Angel

Awww.. I am glad you think i am Innocent. And i seriously am.

I sent that one about "wrong number" to my friends and they were like... God you r crazy and blah blah. Hehe! More please..

Good to know you love that...here's another.

Bride's dad hands a note to the groom: "GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE". Groom gave another back to father: "CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN".

Ohhhh Lovely. That's more like a Pm offline thing though.

long tym no saw











miss u lyk mom's milk

i saw u on d road dis morning,







u looked so fine,































ur face was so divine,








ur walk so perfect


my haert started singing,









WHO LET DIS DOG OUT.

its been noticed by NAFDAC dat breast milks get expired.
pls check urz

time is too slow for those who wait too long, 4 those who grieve, 2 swift 4 those who feel, short 4 those who rejoice. But 4 those who luv time is eternity.

More of the text messages pls

Let hell blaze with all its fire that melts diamond in moments,let satan send his rock to smash me to pieces.let lucifer charge with rage.,if you are there with me,its heaven.

I got this a few days ago from my only text messaging friend:

I miss you, I really really miss you. I want to come visit you but the stupid security guard won't let me in the zoo without a ticket.

1+1=2 my 2 eyes looking at U, 3+2=5sense missing U, 4+3=7days thinking of U, 5+7=12months dreaming abt U but 99+1=100years i need a sweet friend like U.................... No word is as beautiful as friend,and no friend is as wonderful as U, a friend is sweet when its new,its sweeter when its true,its sweetest when it is U.

Yeah i like this.....................i have gotten it before from my ex.................

Scorpio:

1+1=2 my 2 eyes looking at U, 3+2=5sense missing U, 4+3=7days thinking of U, 5+7=12months dreaming about U but 99+1=100years i need a sweet friend like U.................... No word is as beautiful as friend,and no friend is as wonderful as U, a friend is sweet when its new,its sweeter when its true,its sweetest when it is U.

me 3..its sweet

Cute ones, roll out the drums pls