which one be warri?

Ruby_Pearl:

which one be warri?

Area!!!

Eye no fit red so tey you go fit take am light cigar (dat one na yoruba parable)

funny shit

at all at all na im bad pass
water no dey form sh*t

Where d wafi guys !!!!

Small cocoa yam is use for testing the ground.

person way them back no dey back person.

if head don tear eye no dey run for blood again.

D thing way dey sweet small pikin na for night den dey give am.

person way them back hin leg no dey touch fish.

i no see rat but i smell rat.

hot water no dey burn house o.

person way bellyful dey hungry o

dem say as mess smell na im you go take know how shit go be.

no be today dem begin see malam wit daga

no be today yansh begin dey back

Carry breast give pikin,carry pikin give breast, make pikin just suck breast.

EGBESU!!!

bodi jam bodi no be crime.

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All dis area men, I dey fear una oh. Una wan take laugh peff person. Make una small small oh. Cute weekend to all u nairalanders

AREA! AREA!! AREA!!! well waffy people una don try no be small,

But una know say na for only warri na im dem dey see dog wey get stretch mark?\

creamkele:

AREA! AREA!! AREA!!! well waffy people una don try no be small,

But una know say na for only warri na I'm them dey see dog wey get stretch mark?\

Your own self na small one

I dey kom house one nite na im a c our compound dog dey tell Agric fowl say "i love u"

many things dey happen, e real dey happen

Even rat self dey sweem for boro wey dey white house for Jakpa rd, if u reach the boropit, u go c rats dey do swimming competition

many many things dey happen for warfy wey man pikin mout kno fit yan

dead bodi children no want noise,you run go call boys brigade, their papa death pain you pass dem?(just heard it today)

"when monkey wear canvas enter town, una go know say im get plan"

"where milk business end, naim youghurt buisness start"

saw those two on one fb group like that, errytime i see them i dey laff ehn! oh, and i'm not completely waffi o, buh i'm from delta state sha!!!!!

Carry go guys una too mush!

Soup wey sweet na money kill am

Hey!!! una 2 much o 4 dis area o! Infact I give unna my PIN numba.
I don laff sotay, I 4get say time 4 church don reach.

more grease to your elbow, na immake armpit dey smell.

but make una no relax oh

My best takes,

oboy e no easy, if to e easy EZEZIKIEL for enter NEW TESTAMENT, na old testament e end

Even if fowl swallow stone na water e go shit

He who lives in a glass house. . . . na him pepe rest

If them giv una chance eh, u na go push trailer start o!

If them giv una chance eh, u na go put weave-on for armpit o!


You strong you strong you dey chop bottle?

Small pikin wey say e wan get bald head na headache go kill am

Lizard for warri no dey turn crocodile for london

Paynt wey slack na I'm them dey call boxers

Na determination dey make okada rider overtake trailer

Goat say e know say waka dey this world na I'm make am wear e own shoe come

them no de find virgin for maternity ward

Threaten na water , , action na blood.

All work and no play. . . . na banker be that!

No be small thing o, abi una nor know say bird of thesame feather, na thesame mama, na im born them, . Tie goat 4 rope and tie rope 4 goat na thesame thing

No be say Monkey smart, na hin dey make am jump from tree to tree

na because the trees dem dey close together

If dem dey far, Monkey go come down waka.

Please i know i'm nt to post here but i which 2 inform u all 2 come and join us @ www.my1ng.com(my1nigeria) i know without u it can't move.Tanks
Go Dey Expect u

Don4life:

Please i know i'm nt to post here but i which 2 inform u all 2 come and join us @ www.my1ng.com(my1nigeria) i know without u it can't move.Tanks
Go Dey Expect u

Do they teach you how to spell the word 'Thanks'?!


Here's mine!!

Person wey neva comot from village no go take im eye see oyibo dead bodi!!

texazzpete:

Person wey never comot from village no go take I'm eye see oyibo dead bodi!!

Na lie abeg

@topic,
tie wrapper for body, tie body for wrapper, make body no just dey naked

lol

@texa Tanks & Thanks are D same thing u dnt know abberivation

Old woman say because her p---y don old no mean say sweet thing no dey inside

My people I hail ohh!!!!

Q= you don see blind man wey dey count money

A= I don see blind man wey dey give change, even self him detect conterfeit, bone that thing.

Na who mess, na him dey first shout say who mess?

I beg leave story for tortoise this one no be storybook.

Broda teach me math, before we know the result go be belle.

The one wey u chop na you get am, the one wey dey plate anybody fit attack am.

If woman dress anyhow we go look am anyhow

Warri 4 life uvwie pikin dey hail ohhh!!!!! effurrun alaka street.

No be everybody wey dey craze nia naked

Dead body no send who dey smell,

No worry about the football match, we don play am for witch yesterday!

Ol boy! this one wey you dey mis yarn like this, you don go lick fowl yansh abi?

Wetin government dey yarn self, God say make adam no eat apple, he no say make him no smoke leaves. therefore

na my religious right to smoke sonthing, make government stop rough play.

AREA!! Una too much

Person wey say him shit no dey smell, na the begining of craze be that.

You don see where goat dey challenge tiger,

Cool down! you don see fowl wey dey piss.

Tenant wey dey owe rent no dey question landlord.

I beg throway face like used condom.

Let's call a spade a spade, Bros the thing take style style resemble shovel.

You owe me money you come dey speak english, na who take toto water swear for you.

live and lets live, that one no concern me concern mosquito.

Waffiiii Una too much

Chei, i don miss, see thread!!! I throway salute to all of una wey dey make this thread swit like this. As this thread swit so, na to kuku start with "e swit me" parable.

E dey swit me, e dey swit me, naim frog take die inside hot water.

E dey swit me, e dey pain me naim carol take get bele.

The evil that men do lives after them. Kai, E dey live inside woman for nine months.

If i fool you once, shame on me but if i fool you twice, naim be say you be mumu forever.

O boy! You chop Iron shit bone?

Ashewo no be work, we know nah! na business.

Women! can't live with them can't live without them, ehhh Bros man must shine steady congo

Wonders shall never seize! that one na english witch dey fly for afternoon.

If you smell shit them say money dey come, I beg smell your yansh first.

He who laughs last laughs best, Dat one na shakespear or na mongo park.

Why cry over spilled milk? You funny O, if na your last card you take organise am you go Weep!

Hunter way forget gun for house, him craze no get part two.

Na who know man dey kill man.

Mad man do dey take pepper water wash yansh, him still get sense.

O boy story don get K leg.

Do me i do you, god no vess

O boy! najomor just copy virgin mary, she no know who be the papa.

So you are laughing with your mouth?

O boy! adam na heavy mumu how eve go spread yansh for garden like that him no even shine something?
thank God say him chop apple na another thing we for dey talk today.

God bless today I found this thread. . Area!

okpolo eye nor bi tear eye!

provision store is better than Kiosk!

who nor go nor know.

no face for eguonor!

half bread is better than puff puff.

if u nor sabi pound for motar, pound for ground.

I say throat, u say neck!

anyway na way!
waffiiiiiii. . 4life! one love.

kidnap whitey, na ghana must go bag oh

Afie na recharged card.


Which levels,

Area ! Area!

Nutin dey happen! Na we we.