Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in
court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and
I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to
go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them
to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday.

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one,
"How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this:
_
/ \
| | O
\ _ /

and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this
(small circle) is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd
boy)

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"

"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the
small circle and told them, "this is your asshole before prison, "

2 bad day i 4got 2 laugh.

photocopy jokes suckz

whats that?

u suckn datz what.

gentlefuck:

u suckn datz what.

damn ./ . . . . . .dude u are raw

tccssshhew

@shenz
na chew wey u dey chew d shit? tek am easy, if eim no do u, i go release more.

gentlefuck:

@shenz
na chew wey u dey chew d shit? tek am easy, if eim no do u, i go release more.

Now that's it . . .

huh! c them

c who?guy abeg, we no dey 4 zoo here

ehn! wetin u mean

shens2006:

ehn! wetin u mean

i wonder oh . . .

obo(monkey)

wetin i dey try insinuate b sey we no b dose inmate of urs wey dem release una 2geda 4fm zoo.

80% impact. . .

:-x

na to see una fight i get interest on, i nor send

y u dey cry, dis won wey ur chee*ks* dem dey red, wetin happen, dem rape u?

lol. like the way they raped u last nite?

gentlefuck:

y u dey cry, this won wey ur chee*ks* them dey red, wetin happen, them rape u?

78% impact

shens2006:

lol. like the way they raped u last night?

67% impact . . .

all dis newbies dey dull me, i'm off

guy, i no b gay, so no yarn nonsense

hahahaha. ok ok, why dem they call u gay? hun?

studio43:

all this newbies dey dull me, i'm off

i'M NOT A NEWBIE DUDE  . . . . . my other id just got banned . . . check it out 'tope_teadr' , . . . .

gentlefuck:

guy, i no b gay, so no yarn nonsense

And you're talking to , , . .  . , . . , ?

what if he is, ?

den u wil b d 1st 1 2 b 4kd

gentlefuck:

den u wil b d 1st 1 2 b 4kd

A gentle fuc!< right . .

no way o. if u no sey prick dey skrash u, make hole for ur wall

brrsss,

Boss Ttdiamonds:

i'M NOT A NEWBIE DUDE  . . . . . my other id just got banned . . . check it out 'tope_teadr' , . . . .

yeah right

shens2006:

no way o. if u no sey prick dey skrash o, make hole for ur wall

how big shpuld it be

studio43:

brrsss,



yeah right

Did u check it out . . .