Guess we have read more of the lie we were told by our exes.
Now it time for us to share the silliest and dumbest lie we have told.

I'll start.

Went to visit her one night, with the intent of getting laid by her for the first time, she refused and I tried persuading her until she started frowning. Seeing me off, the below conversation took place

Gf: why did u try forcing me to have sex with u.

Me: sorry i think it was because i was drunk (only reasonable excuse i could think off)

Gf: but u don't look drunk to me and besides u mouth was not smelling of alcohol.

Me: ehn, may be its becos i had to go home to brush before i came over .

Gf: "she shook her head and said" you are nothing but a cheap liar.
Turned back and tried walking away.

Me: "dragged her back and apologized, saying i was just hoping i could have sex with u tonight.

She then accepted my apology that night. Didn't get laid that night but got it the next day in my place.

You all can share yours and i hail all ex and present imo stars.

I don't lie. I jst dnt tell the whole truth

1. The three words:
When you're in bed, having fòreplay and she starts asking if she's the only girl, Ooh Mpa replies "Of course, I love you"

2. BJ:
When ooh Mpa had an erëction which she caused, Ooh Mpa will tell her "Babe, this won't go down unless I cüm and the only way I can do that is if you give me head"
Ooh Mpa got his head

3. The kiss:
She caught ooh Mpa kissing a girl at a party. Ooh Mpa told her "Baby, it's only you. I was merely pecking her on the cheeks. My lips are bent to make you think I kissed her on be lips. Don't blame me but the lips"

4. The most stupid question and lie:
She opened the door and saw ooh Mpa's bare äss on top another chick with full bwests on display and pants undies on to her mid thigh" Ooh Mpa spoke these words verbatim:
"Baby, you're here? It's not what you think

sammieguze:
I don't lie. I jst dnt tell the whole truth

U just lied.