KanwuliaJara:


1. I believe the topic ™was referring to YOU and other males?
When I got to 50 partners 20 years ago. . . .I started "recycling" to help preserve the ozone layer!
No comparison with YOU "New Breed" of "instagram" whoooores!


2. The physiological integrity on my "orchard" as shown on NL this week has been well-preserved!
Still an anaaaaal and "NASAL" virgin.
More than I can say for YOU!

3. Daring to exhibit a "frontal view" of yours would be an apocalyptic catastrophe for sure!
Always turn the light off at your "MOTEL 6" residence please to prevent inimical consequences for our already-endangered planet Earth.

4. Thanks!

1. Exactly what I was saying. Having several sexxual partners does not necessarily inflict one with the diseases you mentioned. If anything you've proven that HIV and Ebola can be avoided despite having multiple partners.

2. So I've been told. Top notch landscaping, perhaps? I assure you, my rectum expels not admits. It will remain that way. Then again, you drink sperrm, I don't. Not that I have any problem with your choice of beverage.

3. Baring my shaft isn't necessary, first of all because, apples and oranges or, in this case, plantains and snails?! And if I did, it might just break nairaland. No female who's seen it has failed to exclaim, "mon dieu" being their favourite expression.

4. Oh, you're very welcome.

UjSizzle:
How many squeezes to rid oneself of breast cancer?

I assure you, being with me will preclude you from having any contact with breest cancer. I assume you'd return the favour as regards prostate cancer?

crackhaus:

Why would you want your breasts squeezed instead of sucked on?

Wanna conduct the research?

Timbuktou:
I assure you, being with me will preclude you from having any contact with breest cancer. I assume you'd return the favour as regards prostate cancer?

Lol as in symbiosis na

UjSizzle:

Lol as in symbiosis na

Oui, madmoiselle.

pickabeau1:

Hmmm... bad boy
Since time immemorial, guys have always wanted to go back to where they came forth from

Truly, this is the natural order.

UjSizzle:

Wanna conduct the research?

Is your name still Uju?

It is a big lie. How do cancerous cells recognise your several partners and therefore decide not to grow.


No one knows what causes cancer. Risk factors are known. But this is even the most ridiculous one I have heard of.

coogar:
i have completed my own assignment already. it remains crackhaus, nonso23 and perhaps shymmex.

kanwulia, chilli sauce,sophyrocks, aisha, jennykandry, ewuro ati awon iya laya e nko?

Timbuktou:

1. Exactly what I was saying. Having several sexxual partners does not necessarily inflict one with the diseases you mentioned. If anything you've proven that HIV and Ebola can be avoided despite having multiple partners.

2. So I've been told. Top notch landscaping, perhaps? I assure you, my rectum expels not admits. It will remain that way. Then again, you drink sperrm, I don't. Not that I have any problem with your choice of beverage.

3. Baring my shaft isn't necessary, first of all because, apples and oranges or, in this case, plantains and snails?! And if I did, it might just break nairaland. No female who's seen it has failed to exclaim, "mon dieu" being their favourite expression.

4. Oh, you're very welcome.

'I have proven?
I drink SPERM" ? :,D

Keep writing your trashy stuff! You are entitlement to that RIGHT!

KanwuliaJara:


'I have proven?
I drink SPERM" ? :,D

Keep writing your trashy, you are entitlement to that RIGHT!

Oh, sorry. I said proven because I assumed you were HIV/Ebola free despite your over 50 notch count, pardon any misconceptions on my part.

Don't get salty, I only followed your lead of wild conjecturing.

You labelled me an instagram whorre, suggested that my anus may have been desecrated. Babe, please. It's all good-natured mudslinging. No harm, no foul.

See pervs masquerading as scientists, I pity una, someone even said vajayjay juice might be good against prostrate cancer, I laugh at una .

Don't use condoms o, your grave dey run come meet you.

crackhaus:

Is your name still Uju?

Gotcha You are far too kind.

Timbuktou:
Oui, madmoiselle.

*rolls eyes* Are you always this......benevolent?

Freecocoa, it's all conjecture and a subjective study, nothing empirical about this. However, it's studies like these that lay the basis for detailed scientific research. This is a hypothesis, it could be true or not. Most men don't need this 'study' to have as much sex as they want, they already do.

UjSizzle:


*rolls eyes* Are you always this......benevolent?

Always, dear. Except I need to not be. Not a mean bone in my body.

freecocoa:
See pervs masquerading as scientists, I pity una, someone even said vajayjay juice might be good against prostrate cancer, I laugh at una .

Don't use condoms o, your grave dey run come meet you.

And then they wonder why a lot of ladies have a a large number of body count. They go about expanding ladies' Vjays expecting a wife with a tight Vjay. They wanna be master keys and open all padlocks but expect every padlock to be unopened by several padlocks. Is that common sense? Impossible! Let them continue o. ladies will always mirror their actions. yama yama stds and HIV are real. I just read a story that made me nauseous.

Sophyrocks:


And then they wonder why a lot of ladies have a a large number of body count. They go about expanding ladies' Vjays expecting a wife with a tight Vjay. They wanna be master keys and open all padlocks but expect every padlock to be unopened by several padlocks. Is that common sense? Impossible! Let them continue o. ladies will always mirror their actions. yama yama stds and HIV are real. I just read a story that made me nauseous.

Hehehe. We know how to sift the chaff from the wheat. I assure you, the most sexually active men get the best women. Practice makes perfect. Fact of life. Common sense. Universal truth.

We practiced so we could satisfy our women when the time came. Don't hate the players, hate the game.

Timbuktou:
Hehehe. We know how to sift the chaff from the wheat. I assure you, the most sexually active men get the best women. Practice makes perfect. Fact of life. Common sense. Universal truth.

We practiced so we could satisfy our women when the time came. Don't hate the players, hate the game.

You are still not making any sense. How do you get the best when you are busy reducing the value of the best to the worst? You condemn ladies with large body counts when ironically you contributed to the body counts. How do you make it your mission to widen all the Vjays in the world but yet expect to get a wife with a tight Vjay or Less body counts or no body count at all?

Sophyrocks:


You are still not making any sense.

1. How do you get the best when you are busy reducing the value of the best to the worst?

2. You condemn ladies with large body counts when ironically you contributed to the body counts.

3. How do you make it your mission to widen all the Vjays in the world but yet expect to get a wife with a tight Vjay or Less body counts or no body count at all?

I believe people with sense (such as yourself?) can argue without snide remarks and insults let's keep it civil, shall we?

1. Erm. I'm only a customer. If the value gets depreciated then it want the best to begin with. How do I get the best? Through a rigorous and thorough selection process with an extremely high success rate. Language/diction, chat history, chat behaviour, body language, scientific deduction. I have to say it takes years to be a good analyst bt it's worth it.

2. Trash is trash. Still, I condemn no one. It's a free world and we can do as we please and must face the consequences of our actions. That said, nature creates a balance. Do you want mankind to be afflicted with generations of prostate cancer?

3. You see, you're wrong. I have no interest in all the VJs in the world, I currently have one, a very tight, well-lubricated one, I must say. I'm good with that. All the VJs in the world cannot be widened at the same time, not probable. Moreover, those ones are for practice. Surely, you appreciated the need for perfection?

Sophyrocks:


And then they wonder why a lot of ladies have a a large number of body count. They go about expanding ladies' Vjays expecting a wife with a tight Vjay. They wanna be master keys and open all padlocks but expect every padlock to be unopened by several padlocks. Is that common sense? Impossible! Let them continue o. ladies will always mirror their actions. yama yama stds and HIV are real. I just read a story that made me nauseous.

You dey mind them? The funny thing is that these ones end up with retired runs babes forming holy, I laugh again .

Timbuktou:

I believe people with sense (such as yourself?) can argue without snide remarks and insults let's keep it civil, shall we?

1. Erm. I'm only a customer. If the value gets depreciated then it want the best to begin with. How do I get the best? Through a rigorous and thorough selection process with an extremely high success rate. Language/diction, chat history, chat behaviour, body language, scientific deduction. I have to say it takes years to be a good analyst bt it's worth it.

2. Trash is trash. Still, I condemn no one. It's a free world and we can do as we please and must face the consequences of our actions. That said, nature creates a balance. Do you want mankind to be afflicted with generations of prostate cancer?

3. You see, you're wrong. I have no interest in all the VJs in the world, I currently have one, a very tight, well-lubricated one, I must say. I'm good with that. All the VJs in the world cannot be widened at the same time, not probable. Moreover, those ones are for practice. Surely, you appreciated the need for perfection?

Answer no1: Still makes no sense. In your bid to analyse everything in this whole world, you will still end up with a padlock opened by many master keys. Sorry.

Answer no2: This study has not given definite proof that men who have s!ex with less than 20 or even do stay as virgins, do eventually come up with prostrate cancer. I guess they are trying to say God didnt know what he was saying when encouraging us to wait until after marriage before s!ex or perhaps he wants prostrate cancer for every man. Sorry im a christian so i gotta bring that out. Infact, the study is pure falacy. 2ndly, Stds that still target the male reproductive system still abound. so while you are 'allegedly' trying to prevent prostrate cancer, you are also bringing yourself closer to other stds that are equally dangerous, HIV inclusive. Mankind is a lot more plagued by consequences of having numerous partners already than prostrate cancer. I think thats worth taking into consideration.

Answer no3: I bet you that your lady has her number of body counts perhaps purposely reduced to keep you in the dark since men like you cant handle truth. #winks#. Can you vouch ffor her that she has not been practised upon same way you have practised with others?

You claim you have no interest in other women since you have one. so why promote the exact opposite? You got side chicks? I guess so.

You talk about not all women having s.ex? True. the virgins who are so few in number. Since the study is promoting men sleeping with 20 women, trust the greedy ones to go overboard and disvirgin the rest few. Ive heard of a guy who has the body count of over 300 but not married yet. By the time every man accumulates this large number, no more ladies left for the rest of the men except of course, virgins. So you see, its a circle.

In conclusion, you will attract what you have always been.

freecocoa:
You dey mind them? The funny thing is that these ones end up with retired runs babes forming holy, I laugh again .

My sister, that is what they deserve. They are bragging about how many they can sleep with forgeting they will end up with the same damage they created. They will later come to lament about how ladies are so promiscuous and the many abortions they do. Make dem carry go.

Timbuktou:

Oh, sorry. I said proven because I assumed you were HIV/Ebola free despite your over 50 notch count, pardon any misconceptions on my part.

Don't get salty, I only followed your lead of wild conjecturing.

You labelled me an instagram whorre, suggested that my anus may have been desecrated. Babe, please. It's all good-natured mudslinging. No harm, no foul.

Mtcheeeeeeew!
Mudslinging?
With a WEASEL NL ID opened less than 24 hours ago?

Please, happy TOLO - TOLO DAY!
Nice night at work and just got home.
Time to prepare for my 2 FANTASTIC TOLO-TOLO DAY PARTIES.

Can someone please HIT youtube and find my my favorite TOLO-TOLO song please?

Parking my damn car!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8uuTc-ZrAU

lovely research.

More reasons for some men to take pride in ashaworism (see achievement ) and spread diseases.

Misplaced priorities. It explains a lot.

Sophyrocks:


Answer no1: Still makes no sense. In your bid to analyse everything in this whole world, you will still end up with a padlock opened by many master keys. Sorry.

Answer no2: This study has not given definite proof that men who have s!ex with less than 20 or even do stay as virgins, do eventually come up with prostrate cancer. I guess they are trying to say God didnt know what he was saying when encouraging us to wait until after marriage before s!ex or perhaps he wants prostrate cancer for every man. Sorry im a christian so i gotta bring that out. Infact, the study is pure falacy. 2ndly, Stds that still target the male reproductive system still abound. so while you are 'allegedly' trying to prevent prostrate cancer, you are also bringing yourself closer to other stds that are equally dangerous, HIV inclusive. Mankind is a lot more plagued by consequences of having numerous partners already than prostrate cancer. I think thats worth taking into consideration.

Answer no3: I bet you that your lady has her number of body counts perhaps purposely reduced to keep you in the dark since men like you cant handle truth. #winks#. Can you vouch ffor her that she has not been practised upon same way you have practised with others?

You claim you have no interest in other women since you have one. so why promote the exact opposite? You got side chicks? I guess so.

You talk about not all women having s.ex? True. the virgins who are so few in number. Since the study is promoting men sleeping with 20 women, trust the greedy ones to go overboard and disvirgin the rest few. Ive heard of a guy who has the body count of over 300 but not married yet. By the time every man accumulates this large number, no more ladies left for the rest of the men except of course, virgins. So you see, its a circle.

In conclusion, you will attract what you have always been.

1. I see you have jokes. What makes you think I didn't deflower her? Sadly, your desecrated hymen is not of the same value as what I possess.

2. For someone who brags of common sense, you're surpringly fooolish and hard of comprehension. In the article, a researcher was quoted as saying that the study is speculative and would have to do with a man having more ejaculates, even if the study had any truth in them.

You're not a christian, you're a church-goer. You lack any fruit of the spirit, and by their fruits...

All your other points aren't universal, there's safe sex. Full stop.


3. Nah, she was a virgin till I changed that. Sophy, I know your VJ can accommodate a Blackberry Passport, I don't hate you for that. You've made your choices in life. I respect that. But you need a relationship with the Holy Spirit, you need comforting from the Comforter.



I had quite a number of partners before my eventual hook-up, I'm past that stage. This article is here to 'encourage' single men to cast their nets as far as they can, and coupled-up men to seek more sex from their partners. Get it?

What was that you sid about common sense?


There will be virgin men as well as virgin women. Try to apply logic and this common sense you think you have. Not evrybody will have sexx before marriage. Simple.


Sophy, your butthurt is so obvious. You hold the opinion that women are unfairly criticised for the same things men do and are applauded for. But in the end it's a free world, do as you please. Your life, your way.

KanwuliaJara:


Mtcheeeeeeew!
Mudslinging?
With a WEASEL NL ID opened less than 24 hours ago?

Please, happy TOLO - TOLO DAY!
Nice night at work and just got home.
Time to prepare for my 2 FANTASTIC TOLO-TOLO DAY PARTIES.

Can someone please HIT youtube and find my my favorite TOLO-TOLO song please?

Parking my damn car!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8uuTc-ZrAU

Oh, you prefer 7 year old accounts? You're the turkey constantly going about presenting her jowls for the world to see. That Sunny Nneji song is exactly apt for you. Dance away, baby girl. While you're at it, shake your tail-feather.

Sophyrocks:


In conclusion, you will attract what you have always been.

Tell that to Abraham Lincoln.

Timbuktou:

1. I see you have jokes. What makes you think I didn't deflower her? Sadly, your desecrated hymen is not of the same value as what I possess.

2. For someone who brags of common sense, you're surpringly fooolish and hard of comprehension. In the article, a researcher was quoted as saying that the study is speculative and would have to do with a man having more ejaculates, even if the study had any truth in them.

You're not a christian, you're a church-goer. You lack any fruit of the spirit, and by their fruits...

All your other points aren't universal, there's safe sex. Full stop.


3. Nah, she was a virgin till I changed that. Sophy, I know your VJ can accommodate a Blackberry Passport, I don't hate you for that. You've made your choices in life. I respect that. But you need a relationship with the Holy Spirit, you need comforting from the Comforter.



I had quite a number of partners before my eventual hook-up, I'm past that stage. This article is here to 'encourage' single men to cast their nets as far as they can, and coupled-up men to seek more sex from their partners. Get it?

What was that you sid about common sense?


There will be virgin men as well as virgin women. Try to apply logic and this common sense you think you have. Not evrybody will have sexx before marriage. Simple.


Sophy, your butthurt is so obvious. You hold the opinion that women are unfairly criticised for the same things men do and are applauded for. But in the end it's a free world, do as you please. Your life, your way.

Buhahahahahahhahahahaaaaa. My belle oooooo.
I hit a nerve!! Thats awwwwwesoooommmmmmmme!!!
Unknown to you, you have actually proven me right!! hehehehehe. All of a sudden you are talking about holy spirit!! Fruitage of the spirit? Buhahahahahahahaha. Gaddamit!! Why you no remember holy spirit from the begining? You are neither here nor there with your opinion. I will leave you with your confusion.



Chai!!

Sophyrocks:


Buhahahahahahhahahahaaaaa. My belle oooooo.
I hit a nerve!! Thats awwwwwesoooommmmmmmme!!!
Unknown to you, you have actually proven me right!! hehehehehe. All of a sudden you are talking about holy spirit!! Fruitage of the spirit? Buhahahahahahahaha. Gaddamit!! Why you no remember holy spirit from the begining? You are neither here nor there with your opinion. I will leave you with your confusion.



Chai!!

I'm confused. What nerve did you think you hit? I made no claims to christianity. I simply held you to standards you claim to hold. Simple. You have exited the realm of common sense and are approaching the sphere of imbecility. If you say you're christian and I point out that your behaviour is un-christian how does that mean I'm upset?

You can disagree with the article without recourse to hysterics, it's obvious I made a mistake expecting objectivity from you. Thanks for your time. Allow me to leave you to your stewpidity.

Timbuktou:
I'm confused. What nerve did you think you hit? I made no claims to christianity. I simply held you to standards you claim to hold. Simple. You have exited the realm of common sense and are approaching the sphere of imbecility. If you say you're christian and I point out that your behaviour is un-christian how does that mean I'm upset?

You can disagree with the article without recourse to hysterics, it's obvious I made a mistake expecting objectivity from you. Thanks for your time. Allow me to leave you to your stewpidity.

Hold me to which standards? What has been my point all these while? You dnt understand english You really dnt get my stand!! Chai. You clearly dnt know what to say to emphasize your opinion honestly!! You had to use my standards to score cheap points that actually prove me right. You still dnt get it? EOD abeg.

SMH.