1. You plan your day according to when Sesame Street is on.
2. You have signed a check with a crayon.
3. You find Goldfish crackers in the glove box of your car.
4. You wipe other kids' noses.
5. You have accidentally brushed your teeth with Desitin.
6. You have caught spit-up in your hand.
7. You leave for a date with your husband carrying a diaper bag instead of your purse.
8. You have memorized the entire lineup of Saturday morning cartoons.
9. You have finally paid for all of your groceries and are heading out of the doors when you realize one of your kids has lost a shoe somewhere in the store.
10. You can recite Goodnight Moon and Green Eggs and Ham by heart.
11. You let your baby sit in his dirty diaper until Oprah is over.
12. You have shared a fifteen-minute conversation about your baby with a complete stranger at the grocery store.
13. You filled up your child's baby book before her first tooth appeared.
14. You silently curse people if they call during naptime.
15. You forgot your mother-in-law's first name because you now only refer to her as "Grandma."
16. You arrange your travel itinerary based on McDonald's Playland locations.
17. You are just as surprised when you sleep through the night as when your child does.
18. You consider the person who invented the Sippy Cup a genius.
19. You see a mom from your child's playgroup at the mall and know her son's name but not hers.
20. You consider it a major triumph if you shower by noon.
21. You justify every excessive crying spell with teething.
22. You pick up the phone and call your mother when your baby rolls over for the first time.
23. You have kept your favorite babysitter a secret from other mothers in your playgroup.
24. You have your pediatrician's telephone number on speed-dial.
25. You own the entire Baby Einstein DVD collection.
26. You find yourself humming the "Rubber Duckie" song in the shower.
27. You have dressed your baby in whatever is on top of the clean laundry pile.
28. You cry at Johnson & Johnson commercials.
29. You have considered trading your whole life savings for just one good night of sleep.
30. You see your parents in a whole new light.
31. You consider parenting to be the best job in the world.

Interesting, funny, but honestly, you're not far from th truth.

Very sweet andvery true.

mohawkchic:


1. You plan your day according to when Sesame Street CBBC,NICK Jr.,Cartoon Network is on.
4. You wipe other kids' noses.
5. You have accidentally brushed your teeth with Desitin.
7. You leave for a date with your husband the house carrying a diaper bag instead of your purse. lost count how many times i did that!!
8. You have memorized the entire lineup of Saturday morning cartoons.
10. You can recite Goodnight Moon and Green Eggs and Ham all the theme tunes of his fav TV shows by heart.
12. You have shared a fifteen-minute conversation about your baby with a complete stranger at the grocery store.
13. You filled up your child's baby book before her first tooth appeared.
14. You silently curse people if they call during naptime.
16. You arrange your travel itinerary based on McDonald's Playland theme park locations.
19. You see a mom from your child's playgroup at the mall and know her son's name but not hers. lol SOooo dam True,every one's Someone's mum,even on my phone contact!!
22. You pick up the phone and call your mother when your baby rolls over for the first time.
24. You have your pediatrician's telephone number on speed-dial.
25. You own the entire Baby Einstein Winnie the Pooh & all other kiddie DVD collection.
26. You find yourself humming the "Rubber Duckie" song in the shower.
30. You see your parents in a whole new light.
31. You consider parenting to be the best job in the world.


~I can totally identify wit these Numbers!!

I can not wait to be a mother.Motherhood is wonderful!!

SeanT21:

I can not wait to be a mother.Motherhood is wonderful!!

~Am sure you'll make a great Mum!!

SeanT21:

I can not wait to be a mother.Motherhood is wonderful!!

you will be most welcome ooo, but make sure u tire ur belt very well cos it's a new world entirely
@ topic: u can't talk on the phone without hearing noise around me.
: u sleep and keep my ears wide open to be sure they are sleeping.
: u can't have enough time to makeup and go out to places u used to visit, e.g : cinema,club, travelling etc.

you know you are a mother when you can no longer do things u used to do, they are uncountable.

yOU ARE A DAD WHEN!!!

1. You cant talk on the phone for few secs before the receiver says 'its that your son in the background'?
2. When you can't even shag the time you want , and you're always like are they asleep?
3.


Damn I'm busy I got a long list

That is so true. Lol.
I find myself doing strange things. Im always in mummy mode to tend to my daughters needs. I go around with spare diapers, baby wipes, snacks, sippy cups and tylenol in my hand bag. Aaah. I am like a kongi when i leave the house. I cant even remember my pre baby days. those are like a distant memory.

@Simibrasil,
Thanx for that wonderful and heart touching list.

You know you are a mum when you put Bonjela on your lips instead of a lip balm
You know you are a mum when  you use baby wipes for cleaning everything. 

tEsLim:

yOU ARE A DAD WHEN!!!

1. You can't talk on the phone for few secs before the receiver says 'its that your son in the background'?
2. When you can't even shag the time you want , and you're always like are they asleep?

lol that is so true, mu hubby's always like, what if we wake him up, or can he hear us, PMSL

Even before you are disvirgined. . . and the dude sucks ya brrrreazzzts SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETLY!!!!

Oooooooooooooooh sweeeeeeeeeeet memories!