chaircover:

LOL I think the eating all the meat while cooking is a man thing o! Every time I come into the kitchen hubby is chewing something, He says he is tasting. I tell him experts don't taste food at all while cooking. I don't taste when cooking, I can tell from the smell & look

I have also learnt over the years not to ask silly open questions such as "why did Mrs P do that now" or "what do you think will happen now" cos he just calmly hands over any phone within his reach to me and with a straight face says "Feel free to phone a friend" (He got that phrase from the who wants to be a millionaire program) and it really annoys me, so I stop to think before asking any questions. Now I do it back to him

I also can never understand why he only buys £20 of fuel everytime he goes to the filling station, so he ends up going like thrice a week. Why doesn't he just fill up the tank once and for all? He spins me a story about if the car is stolen they wont get very far. I just roll my eyeballs and say pleeeeeeeeeeeease who wants to nick his junkyard car which is full of the kids books, kids socks, Macdonald's straws, drinks, tissues, paracetamol tablets & syrup, biscuits, sweets, pens, magazines, blankets, school cardigans, flasks etc; you name it its in his car

It amazes me because absolutely no one is allowed to chew gum or drink water in my car talk less of eating. Ahhhhhhhhhh

chaircover:

It amazes me because absolutely no one is allowed to chew gum or drink water in my car talk less of eating. Ahhhhhhhhhh

chaircover:

No Wahala. I agree, its a brilliant idea 

Just dont team up with mobo44 and come back here next week to open a thread titled;

"Our Nigerian Sisters are very violent. One just hit me on the head with her stiletto heel & I needed 20 stitches" 

chaircover:

I also can never understand why he only buys £20 of fuel everytime he goes to the filling station, so he ends up going like thrice a week. Why doesn't he just fill up the tank once and for all? He spins me a story about if the car is stolen they wont get very far. I just roll my eyeballs and say pleeeeeeeeeeeease who wants to nick his junkyard car which is full of the kids books, kids socks, Macdonald's straws, drinks, tissues, paracetamol tablets & syrup, biscuits, sweets, pens, magazines, blankets, school cardigans, flasks etc; you name it its in his car

This is so funny!

chaircover:

Spiked the list goes on; McDonalds Happy Meal toys, crayons, scarves, gloves, mittens, coins, parking tickets, leaflets that kids love picking up from the Dr’s surgery, post office, bank etc, combs, brushes, moisturiser, polythene bags, Nintendo games, DVD’s, headphones, shoes, shopping receipts and so on

Any thief that nicks that will make a fortune from the contents of the car first 

and by the way, its not funny when you have to move a mountain of stuff before you get a chance to sit down after you have had to first of all fight & wrestle a kid off the front seat 

Chai!
I hope it's the kid's Nintendo games and not oga's own.

chaircover:

Spiked the list goes on; McDonalds Happy Meal toys, crayons, scarves, gloves, mittens, coins, parking tickets, leaflets that kids love picking up from the Dr’s surgery, post office, bank etc, combs, brushes, moisturiser, polythene bags, Nintendo games, DVD’s, headphones, shoes, shopping receipts and so on

Any thief that nicks that will make a fortune from the contents of the car first 

and by the way, its not funny when you have to move a mountain of stuff before you get a chance to sit down after you have had to first of all fight & wrestle a kid off the front seat 

damiso:

His obsession with timeliness,gosh it can be so annoying atimes but it really is a good trait that i have quite reluctantly emulated from him.The man believes in getting to the airport 10 yrs(sorry that was a pun )before the actual time of the flight,You would then get to the airport(after already checking in online) and then start walking about aimlessly,like who does that.When i was single, you would be seeing me screaming at danfos at that oshodi bypass before MM cos i was always there like 40 mins before the boarding gates close .I know its a good trait but meen its quite obsesive and quite unafrican if might say so,i am always saying do you want us to help them set up the party ni (and believe me we actually have a couple of times).Quite funnily my hubby is not a great lover of meat,and when i hear other people talking about how their men consume meat,i am amazed.You know that african tjing of not giving your husband one pc of meat does not work with my hubby,i ned up throwing away the rest cos he only ever eats one,in short i force him to eat at all sef.

Lol!

jay bee:

Why is this a closed congregation
What about those of us without spouses?

Marry me and we can tell our own stories.

jay bee:

You want erm erm erm to break ma small head

Errm errm? Cat got your tongue?
Abeg come jor, you no get liver ni?

chaircover:

Parking tickets ke . . . mba mba o!

I was referring to the tickets that one buys from the ticket machine in car parks and displays on the dash board.

The last time I got a parking ticket was about 5 years ago.