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Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Nobody: 3:39pm On Jan 18, 2015
Georgville:



I rili do nt get ur point.. If lust leads to boyfriend/gal friend, wat den leads to courtship?... Did I hear u say "love"?.. Having a boy friend or girl friend isn't a sin, it has neva been a sin n can neva b a sin... It is wat u do wit ur bf/gf dat cld b considered a sin... If u have a gf n u two do nt engage in any form of sexual immorality (which is very much possible wit discipline), how den have u committed a sin?.. fiance or hubby.. Wat ever u choose to call it is jst an advanced name for bf/gf, till u get to d ultimate- husband/wife...
Sorry to burst your bubble, if someone have a girlfriend without having sex, kissing or carelessing her, it won't be referred as what an average Nigerian tagged Girlfriend/Boyfriend relation.
It's just a platonic relationship- some guys call it friendzone(ing). undecided
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Nobody: 3:41pm On Jan 18, 2015
macof:


you would really like shari'a
Dhuh. Read to understand.

That's an after-life judgement.
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Nobody: 3:59pm On Jan 18, 2015
Childish post, as always.
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by tosyne2much(m): 4:00pm On Jan 18, 2015
Truckpusher:
I ain't putting a ring on that hand if I can't feel what I would be living with for the rest of my life.

Some pastors really do need to wake up and face reality.
You can't brainwash this generation with religion anymore unless they just decided to keep it that way.
lwkmd grin

So test running rocks your boat abi ?
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by tosyne2much(m): 4:03pm On Jan 18, 2015
zick19:
If girls can comply with those sermons, then i can see gayism ahead of we guyz [/b] ...... Abeg who get groundnut make i use am neutralize diz garri
chaiiiii, as in, the level of gayism go increase by 100% grin
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Nobody: 4:06pm On Jan 18, 2015
elantraceey:

I can't listen to this , should I get married to someone I don't know? Being in a relationship gives you time to study and know the person you want to get married to.


Where is it stated in the Bible?

I'll definitely show him my fiance not toasters else I'll be in his office weekly grin
No way , at least I should get to know how he takes care of himself and his house once in a while.

I agree , never!! cool cheesy

I can't attend a church that preaches this.



well well well , I'm beginning to change my stand on this recently.
undecided i like ur face.... Honest reply...tho
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by tosyne2much(m): 4:07pm On Jan 18, 2015
wisehouse:
THERE IS NO POINT FIGHTING OVER THESE YOU KNOW... WHEN NON CHRISTIANS SEES THESE THREAD, THEY WILL LAUGH. WHY? BECAUSE WE CHRISTIANS DO NOT KNOW THE SCRIPTURES. EVERYONE IS WAITING FOR WHO WILL SHOW US IN THE BIBLE WHERE IT IS WRITTEN.

ACT 17:11.... "and searched the Scriptures daily to find out whether these things were so. THESE IS THE SOLUTION TO ALL THESE THINGS THAT TROUBLES US.


NOTE: @OP..... i see u created this thread for the fun of it and to link us to a blog..... you need a rethink you know.

Shalom!!!!!!!

What is this man saying ? People like you will always raise a fall allegation and push people to the wall no matter how slow to anger the person might be

Where in my post did I refer you to my blog ?
*shm*
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Taleeysun(f): 4:08pm On Jan 18, 2015
FrancisTony:
Number1 has summarised it all.
There's no need for a christian to be having boyfriend or girlfriend if he/she is really a christian.

P.S- No Muslim or Atheist should quote me. Thanks
lol
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by tosyne2much(m): 4:08pm On Jan 18, 2015
Teespice:
all this ten this and ten that is rather becoming irritating to say the least.

smh.
and were you forced to view & comment at gun point ?

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Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by tosyne2much(m): 4:09pm On Jan 18, 2015
Epatty:
Mehn... I lv ds post... its beautiful
Thank you very much

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Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by tosyne2much(m): 4:11pm On Jan 18, 2015
FrancisTony:

Sorry to burst your bubble, if someone have a girlfriend without having sex, kissing or carelessing her, it won't be referred as what an average Nigerian tagged Girlfriend/Boyfriend relation.

It's just a platonic relationship- some guys call it friendzone(ing). undecided
[b] The bolded is da real fact.. 70% of guys will always want sex in a relationship [/i]

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Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Nobody: 4:14pm On Jan 18, 2015
tosyne2much:
chaiiiii, as in, the level of gayism go increase by 100% grin [/i]
lolz.... E no go funny at all
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by tosyne2much(m): 4:15pm On Jan 18, 2015
zoelife:
Childish post, as always.
Why won't it be a childish post when you fall in all the categories.. Your kind is not hard to be spotted

Last bullet, you better change your lifestyle and move closer to God and let Him cleanse you from all your inequities
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by bukatyne(f): 4:16pm On Jan 18, 2015
tosyne2much:
I have been to various Youths & Singles Programme in churches and I noticed there are some sermons that will register discomfort and E no con-sign me on the faces of the ladies grin

Take A Glass Of Yobo Drink & Relax cool

10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To

1. Do Not Have A Boyfriend
Haaaaaaaa !!! This is a tough sermon oooo. I remembered vividly when we held Youths & Singles Programme in my fellowship & the ladies were advised not to have to boyfriend not until they are of marriageable age. You just need to see the way the ladies were looking as if they should grab the pastor and tear him to pieces

2. Don't Allow A Guy You Are Dating Hug You
Haaaaaa I bet many young ladies will not like to hear this.. The pastor says NO form of hugging is allowed because
her bosoms has activating
power that could activate thoughts of a average dude... Funny right ?

3. Direct Your Toaster(s) To Your Pastor
So many churches demand a lady directs her toaster(s) to the pastor for assessment, that is, when a brother in the church approaches her, she dare not show green light, kindly direct him to your pastor for assessment. * ehhhnnn dis one use style hard oooo grin .. I guess every lady will only be willing to inform her pastor when everything is set but advising her to direct her toaster(s) to her pastors is a NO NO for many young ladies

4. Do Not Visit Any Guy You Are Not Married To
I have also attended a Programme when the host (pastor) condemned the act of a lady visiting her fiance. He urged them to meet him in the church, eatery, or when a third party will be present, else they should not go at all

5. Take A Friend Along With Going To His House
This sounds like the ladies are being protected from having sex with their lovers. Some pastor preaches against going on a visit when he's alone at home because he believes it should be the best measures taken to curb sex before marriage. This is most likely to go through the left ear & pass through the right ear of our ladies grin

6. Do Not Open Your Legs For Him
Since sex is what some ladies use to tie their men down, it will pass through the left eat and go out of the right ear the moment a pastor threatens them to stop the act

7. Do Not Wear Ear Rings
Most ladies in churches will change their facial expression when a pastor condemns the use of earringa at the expense of salvation. It takes a personal decision to do away with earrings & jewelry. Therefore, preaching against it will not enter the head of our ladies grin

8. Do Not Wear Trousers
This has been a serious debate for a long time. So many ladies don't believe wearing of trousers is a sin because there no Bible verse describing how a man or a woman's garment looks like

9. Any Attachment To Your Body Is A Sin
Hiaaaaaaan !!! No weavon, no make-up, no lipstick gloss.. 90% of Nigerian ladies will turn deaf ear to such a sermon when they know that is what ignite their beauty grin

10. Don't Not Consider Dating A Man Who Is Not Born Again
Let's not deceive ourselves. What is the percentage of men who are genuinely born again ?
Ladies will most likely turn deaf ears because they know it won't be easy & it might take them eternity searching born again dudes

OP,

The topic should be youths and not ladies...

Guys also frown @ such preachings
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by simdam500(m): 4:29pm On Jan 18, 2015

I said my mind.
And pls no insults embarassed

why did u deactivate your account lady
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by simdam500(m): 4:31pm On Jan 18, 2015
The number 1...... though
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Nobody: 4:46pm On Jan 18, 2015
tosyne2much:
Why won't it be a childish post when you fall in all the categories.. Your kind is not hard to be spotted

Last bullet, you better change your lifestyle and move closer to God and let Him cleanse you from all your inequities
. Looooool!
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by olagockay(m): 4:48pm On Jan 18, 2015
Nice write-up op.
.
.
.
BTW am i d only person who noticed dis…
tosyne2much:

10. Don't Not Consider Dating A Man Who Is Not Born Again
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Truckpusher(m): 4:59pm On Jan 18, 2015
tosyne2much:
lwkmd grin

So test running rocks your boat abi ?
Omo! You need to be sure of what you're paying for because nowadays girls are packaging themselves to an extent you can't even differentiate the real deal from the too many fake ones.Some of these girls are fraudsters. grin

I don't want to be defrauded by using ordinary fake asss. AKA butt pad . cheesy
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by tosyne2much(m): 5:10pm On Jan 18, 2015
olagockay:
Nice write-up op.
.
.
.
BTW am i d only person who noticed dis…
broda mi thanks lawe grin
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by arabambi: 5:17pm On Jan 18, 2015
11. Do not ask him for recharge cards
12. Do not ask him for money hence you jeopardise above mentioned
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by macof(m): 5:18pm On Jan 18, 2015
FrancisTony:

Dhuh. Read to understand.

That's an after-life judgement.

Sharrap you shari'a lover undecided where's d after-life judgement in dat passage?
na so una go dey pretend sey u no dey flirt...Christians?? Tufiakwa!
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Mosb(m): 6:14pm On Jan 18, 2015
elantraceey:

I can't listen to this , should I get married to someone I don't know? Being in a relationship gives you time to study and know the person you want to get married to.


Where is it stated in the Bible?

I'll definitely show him my fiance not toasters else I'll be in his office weekly grin
No way , at least I should get to know how he takes care of himself and his house once in a while.

I agree , never!! cool cheesy

I can't attend a church that preaches this.



well well well , I'm beginning to change my stand on this recently.
. hello good evening!!! you're intelligent!!!! do you do WhatsApp?! bbm ani
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Fourwinds: 6:41pm On Jan 18, 2015
Truckpusher:
I hope that God would be around to witness the emotional pains and the ensuing problems if it turns out that both husband and wife are sexually incompatible?
funny
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Fourwinds: 6:43pm On Jan 18, 2015
prettydiva89:

thou shall not lie
so i said those am sure i can listen to
and i know no 6 is not right so i can't for anything do no 6
yeah.!!! I get
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Emodeee: 7:21pm On Jan 18, 2015
tosyne2much:
I have been to various Youths
& Singles Programme in churches and I noticed there are some sermons
that will register discomfort and E no con-sign me on the
faces of the ladies grin

Take A Glass Of Yobo Drink & Relax cool

10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To

1. Do Not Have A Boyfriend
Haaaaaaaa !!! This is a tough sermon oooo. I remembered vividly when we
held Youths & Singles Programme in my fellowship & the ladies
were advised not to have to boyfriend not until they are of marriageable
age. You just need to see the way the ladies were looking as if they
should grab the pastor and tear him to pieces

2. Don't Allow A Guy You Are Dating Hug You
Haaaaaa I bet many young ladies will not like to hear this.. The pastor
says NO form of hugging is allowed because
her bosoms has activating
power that could activate thoughts of a average dude... Funny right ?

3. Direct Your Toaster(s) To Your Pastor
So many churches demand a lady directs her toaster(s) to the pastor for
assessment, that is, when a brother in the church approaches her, she
dare not show green light, kindly direct him to your pastor for
assessment. * ehhhnnn dis one use style hard oooo grin .. I guess every
lady will only be willing to inform her pastor when everything is set
but advising her to direct her toaster(s) to her pastors is a NO NO for
many young ladies

4. Do Not Visit Any Guy You Are Not Married To
I have also attended a Programme when the host (pastor) condemned the
act of a lady visiting her fiance. He urged them to meet him in the
church, eatery, or when a third party will be present, else they should
not go at all

5. Take A Friend Along With Going To His House
This sounds like the ladies are being protected from having sex with
their lovers. Some pastor preaches against going on a visit when he's
alone at home because he believes it should be the best measures taken
to curb sex before marriage. This is most likely to go through the left
ear & pass through the right ear of our ladies grin

6. Do Not Open Your Legs For Him
Since sex is what some ladies use to tie their men down, it will pass
through the left eat and go out of the right ear the moment a pastor
threatens them to stop the act

7. Do Not Wear Ear Rings
Most ladies in churches will change their facial expression when a
pastor condemns the use of earringa at the expense of salvation. It
takes a personal decision to do away with earrings & jewelry.
Therefore, preaching against it will not enter the head of our ladies grin


8. Do Not Wear Trousers
This has been a serious debate for a long time. So many ladies don't
believe wearing of trousers is a sin because there no Bible verse
describing how a man or a woman's garment looks like

9. Any Attachment To Your Body Is A Sin
Hiaaaaaaan !!! No weavon, no make-up, no lipstick gloss.. 90% of
Nigerian ladies will turn deaf ear to such a sermon when they know that
is what ignite their beauty grin

10. Don't Not Consider Dating A Man Who Is Not Born Again
Let's not deceive ourselves. What is the percentage of men who are
genuinely born again ?
Ladies will most likely turn deaf ears because they know it won't be
easy & it might take them eternity searching born again dudes


so tosyn2mush too dey go church? na wa oh
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Emodeee: 7:24pm On Jan 18, 2015
elantraceey
post=29688016:


I can't listen to this , should I get married to someone I don't know?
Being in a relationship gives you time to study and know the person you
want to get married to.


Where is it stated in the Bible?

I'll definitely show him my fiance not toasters else I'll be in his
office weekly grin
No way , at least I should get to know how he takes care of himself
and his house once in a while.

I agree , never!! cool cheesy

I can't attend a church that preaches this.



well well well , I'm beginning to change my stand on this recently.

r u a virgin?
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Emodeee: 7:26pm On Jan 18, 2015
zoelife:
Childish post, as always.

r u aving a beef with tosyn2much? A matured and a sensible post like this shouldn't be called childish.
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Tobilastik(m): 7:50pm On Jan 18, 2015
1)Boyfriends-A Godly relationship is ok.
2)Hugging-HABA!!,i love hugging
3)How wl i direct toasters to pastor,looks childish.
4)I dnt visit pple,alwaz indoor
6)I agree with this
7)Ear-rings has been causing pains for me recently,i have to stop.
coolI love trousers,it brings out the shapewink
9)I disagree with this.
10)lipsrsealed

are u a male or female
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by tosyne2much(m): 7:56pm On Jan 18, 2015
Emodeee:


so tosyn2mush too dey go church? na wa oh
see my egbon ooooo.. Me wey be worker for church
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Emodeee: 8:00pm On Jan 18, 2015
tosyne2much:
see my egbon ooooo.. Me wey be worker for church

oh really! i sure say na dat department wey get plenty fine girls, na dere u dey.
Re: 10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To by Nobody: 8:02pm On Jan 18, 2015
Fourwinds:
yeah.!!! I get
better

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