Buhahahahaha very true though

Emodeee:


oh really! i sure say na dat department wey get plenty fine girls, na dere u dey.

Na Ushering dept I dey oooo.. I no like babes as u think oooo

tosyne2much:
[i] I have been to various Youths & Singles Programme in churches and I noticed there are some sermons that will register discomfort and E no con-sign me on the faces of the ladies

Kindly support these sermons with the scriptures.

cutieberie1:
nyc post
i agree with no.10

Do you disagree with the rest?

Welcome to Nigeria where you see young Christian girls fu.c.king an Alhaji and calling him daddy and sweetheart at the same time. And then you preach all these to them? Lemme save you some time, THEY WILL NOT LISTEN.

hen!!!.......!my own wife no wear trouser nd earing?....,,walai dah pastor dey jonze

HercJay:


Do you disagree with the rest?

y did u quote me?

macof:


Sharrap you shari'a lover where's d after-life judgement in dat passage?
na so una go dey pretend sey u no dey flirt...Christians?? Tufiakwa!

You should read bible fervently- hell is all about after-life.
Yes! I don't flirt and i knoweth not about others.

tosyne2much:
I have been to various Youths & Singles Programme in churches and I noticed there are some sermons that will register discomfort and E no con-sign me on the faces of the ladies

Take A Glass Of Yobo Drink & Relax

10 Sermons Most Young Ladies Will Likely Turn Deaf Ears To

1. Do Not Have A Boyfriend
Haaaaaaaa !!! This is a tough sermon oooo. I remembered vividly when we held Youths & Singles Programme in my fellowship & the ladies were advised not to have to boyfriend not until they are of marriageable age. You just need to see the way the ladies were looking as if they should grab the pastor and tear him to pieces

2. Don't Allow A Guy You Are Dating Hug You
Haaaaaa I bet many young ladies will not like to hear this.. The pastor says NO form of hugging is allowed because
her bosoms has activating
power that could activate thoughts of a average dude... Funny right ?

3. Direct Your Toaster(s) To Your Pastor
So many churches demand a lady directs her toaster(s) to the pastor for assessment, that is, when a brother in the church approaches her, she dare not show green light, kindly direct him to your pastor for assessment. * ehhhnnn dis one use style hard oooo .. I guess every lady will only be willing to inform her pastor when everything is set but advising her to direct her toaster(s) to her pastors is a NO NO for many young ladies

4. Do Not Visit Any Guy You Are Not Married To
I have also attended a Programme when the host (pastor) condemned the act of a lady visiting her fiance. He urged them to meet him in the church, eatery, or when a third party will be present, else they should not go at all

5. Take A Friend Along With Going To His House
This sounds like the ladies are being protected from having sex with their lovers. Some pastor preaches against going on a visit when he's alone at home because he believes it should be the best measures taken to curb sex before marriage. This is most likely to go through the left ear & pass through the right ear of our ladies

6. Do Not Open Your Legs For Him
Since sex is what some ladies use to tie their men down, it will pass through the left eat and go out of the right ear the moment a pastor threatens them to stop the act

7. Do Not Wear Ear Rings
Most ladies in churches will change their facial expression when a pastor condemns the use of earringa at the expense of salvation. It takes a personal decision to do away with earrings & jewelry. Therefore, preaching against it will not enter the head of our ladies

8. Do Not Wear Trousers
This has been a serious debate for a long time. So many ladies don't believe wearing of trousers is a sin because there no Bible verse describing how a man or a woman's garment looks like

9. Any Attachment To Your Body Is A Sin
Hiaaaaaaan !!! No weavon, no make-up, no lipstick gloss.. 90% of Nigerian ladies will turn deaf ear to such a sermon when they know that is what ignite their beauty

10. Don't Not Consider Dating A Man Who Is Not Born Again
Let's not deceive ourselves. What is the percentage of men who are genuinely born again ?
Ladies will most likely turn deaf ears because they know it won't be easy & it might take them eternity searching born again dudes

As far as I am concerned 3, 7, 8 and 9 is complete hogwash.

You cannot impose your beliefs on someone else. There are no indications that you would be flouting bible principles.

Direct toaster to Pastor.

Who is pastor? Who is toaster? Has the Pastor finished policing his daughter that is humping all the male ushers in the church that he now wants to be the judge of another persons toaster. Bullcrap!!!

cutieberie1:
nyc post
i agree with no.10

I disagree with no. 10 according to 1 Corinth 7:12-16

Splasshhh:




I disagree with no. 10 according to 1 Corinth 7:12-16

dear read 2 cor 6v14...dat case z a difrnt case read it to understand it read other versions and that is also for sm1 whose husband or wife afta marriage chooses nt to be a believer agn.....would u like to marry an unbeliever? its advisable to get married to sm1 who z a believer or sm1 u converted and z nw a believer...

cutieberie1:


y did u quote me?

LOL the question is meant for you.

cutieberie1:


dear read 2 cor 6v14...dat case z a difrnt case read it to understand it read other versions and that is also for sm1 whose husband or wife afta marriage chooses nt to be a believer agn.....would u like to marry an unbeliever? its advisable to get married to sm1 who z a believer or sm1 u converted and z nw a believer...

If that be it, should we throw away 1Cor 7:12-16? What justifies it wrong then?