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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 7:42am On Feb 15, 2015 |
To me, SUCK-SEX is everytin, dats y I dnt joke wit women who like to B ON TOP 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Tuminibody: 8:26pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
The fault in new gadgets are because they are in default settings 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Tuminibody: 8:26pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
The fault in new gadgets are because they are in default settings 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Tuminibody: 7:32am On Feb 16, 2015 |
No matter how unique a pen is, a male writer can't urinate with it * u dig * 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 7:39am On Feb 17, 2015 |
Some of these puns are bed, they are f u c k e d. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 7:40am On Feb 17, 2015 |
It takes PAIN (TONI PAYNE) to make something NICE 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 2:16pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
LONG DISTANCE Relationship, the kind of relationship that GOES a LONG WAY? 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Creamish(f): 2:19pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
Sometimes i feel my THOUGHTS are easily READ.. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 2:41pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
The gals be catWALKing around me but the boys be TRIPping |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Penssuwa(m): 10:10pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
It's gonn' take more than good luck to bring the girls back. AKA 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illswift(m): 11:47pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Crixina(f): 4:01pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
He was CUT into pieces right after he was CAUGHT in the dirty act. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Crixina(f): 4:10pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
Robbers don't steal Rubbers. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Crixina(f): 4:31pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
George is the judge. This joke never gets old,as old as it is. Coach Baker is the baker in this coach Coach Baker-just like saying coach Wenger baker-someone who makes cake. Coach-A vehicle for transport. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 4:55pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
To stop Nation from TEARING apart, we need to get the MOLES out of the army. A SNITCH in time saves NONE |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 5:40pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
Fighting with a BRUCE is death-LEE. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by davseun2ta(m): 10:53am On Feb 19, 2015 |
To be PLAIN, I don't fly PLANE |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 5:17pm On Feb 19, 2015 |
Is George (JUDGE) of the jungle about Jungle JUSTICE? 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Tuminibody: 8:33pm On Feb 19, 2015 |
He failed his exam cos he dint choose A,B or D cos it was BAD to do so, but he chose C cos it means correct but he was wrong 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by susrite(m): 9:41am On Feb 20, 2015 |
After steling the money, I was given abdominal punishment by mum, she went a long way and I stopped cos i couldnt bear DISTANCE (THIS STANCE) |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by davseun2ta(m): 12:06pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
my vocal CORD Is as stretchy as an electric CORD.... |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 1:35pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
The difference between a teacher and a conductor- the conductor MINDS the TRAIN, the teacher TRAINS the MIND 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 1:11pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
Remember that wonderful movie where JOHNSON forgave ESIRI? It taught me that its good to tamper JUSTICE with MERCY. *modified** 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 1:24am On Feb 23, 2015 |
Asked my Igbo friend to abbreviate Masters in Business Administration, but he said no. 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 4:39am On Feb 23, 2015 |
Blackeard: I had to really crack my brain to see the pun in that. nice one..further explanation could have helped your readers. Masters in Business Administration (MBA) 'Mba' means 'no' in Igbo language..and to think that business management and Igbos are 5 & 6 also makes the pun thick. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Sirnuel: 7:18am On Feb 23, 2015 |
This one is M.I's Life is a shot b^tch... To get 'ahead' u gata stoop low (Ah head) He would never let my foot 'slip', he who watches over me those not 'slumber' (sleep) |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:29am On Feb 23, 2015 |
Eke40seven:lol tnx. I actually thought it was easy to get so didn't bother explaining. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by susrite(m): 12:31pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
The man that invented the "knock knock" joke needs a "no-bell" award 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Crixina(f): 11:03am On Feb 24, 2015 |
Eke40seven:I didn't get it till you explained. Mehn!that pun is the bomb! 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by davseun2ta(m): 2:06pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
Crixina:The pun is not just a bomb! but a blast!!! I couldn't decode it either (perhaps because I don't understand Igbo Language) 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 2:51pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
Tony is a big man in a suit of armour....take that away and he'll just be Stark nak.ed. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 3:00pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
Sometimes I just Crouch on the floor, Tuck my head in and Lean forward. That's just how I Roll... 2 Likes |
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