Evangelio:
Blackbeard and Eke40seven, ur Puns are dope!

lol thank you *bows* what can I say?...I speak IBUPROFANities

Blackeard:
lol thank you *bows* what can I say?...I speak IBUPROFANities

word censore man, i actually wrote Do.pe, but u still nailed it with Ibuprofane

I got fired from my job as a software engineer. I just couldn't get with the program.

Child: "Why do you correct me with the cane always?"
Teacher: "I have a good HEART so I BEAT."

"A good pun is its own Re-word. To understand them better u have to keep an "oh pun" mind."

Yesterday I went to a toy store to get a teddy bear as a gift for my niece. I have large feet so I had to watch my step...there was pooh everywhere.

To create more storage space on my computer is not tedious, I don't just have the DRIVE to do it.

Finding out what was wrapped in the aluminium foil was no mean feat. It was a piece of cake.

Geography

Slovakia was part of a country until they were CZECHed out

I had to log on to MySpace before commenting on Eke40seven's thread so i booked a space.

We punned about to the topic until the words Complained.

Punning is just like Porning.

D'banj was chased from kanye wests music record label. After two years, he still didn't know how to make G.O.O.D Music

A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife but a Tiger wood...

So mancity lost to shitty arsenal today. Oh well! Good for me...



Sorry to the mancity coach...PELEgrinni

Why were most of the ancient philosophers GREEK?
Its because they know BETA.

A drunkard does two things, He either says what's TRUE or FALLS.

Pencils should be made with erasers at both ends but what would be the point?

Blackeard:
Pencils should be made with erasers at both ends but what would be the point?

Nice one, that reminds me of a pun about pencils too...not the exact phrase.

"Writing with a broken pencil is pointless"

here is mine:

"I drew the location of the place with my pencil so you have my lead."

*referring to the lead of my pencil literarily and the fact the drawing gives the lead to the place*

I love puns


Your money is save in a safe

It is better to be late than to be the late

Why are there frequent motorcycle crashes and falls?
They are two-tyred.


I borrowed the 'two-tyred' thingy.

Eke40seven:


Nice one, that reminds me of a pun about pencils too...not the exact phrase.

"Writing with a broken pencil is pointless"

here is mine:

"I drew the location of the place with my pencil so you have my lead."

*referring to the lead of my pencil literarily and the fact the drawing gives the lead to the place*

good one.

Lmao ok some naruto puns

When konan was with the akatsuki, she was in charge of all the paper work...


What's the fastest way to a girls heart? Chidori

Missmossy:
I love puns


Your money is save in a safe

It is better to be late than to be the late

hmmm nice one miss mossy. Let's go out...I'm a fungi.

Car puns

If you work with HYUNDAI, you will have to work on your ACCENT.

**referring to the South Korean car maker Hyundai and one of their product ACCENT and the way Koreans speak.

Blackeard:
hmmm nice one miss mossy. Let's go out...I'm a fungi.

int
Lollz thanks

Come into my cave of life, I promise not to put you in a cave

Nice thread,I don't know how to create puns so den I guess I would just have fun watching the pun masters do their tin

A NICE man needs no PAYNE (pain)

Babe: wow, tommorow is val, hon pls take me shopping, dnt u feel love in the air?
Guy: well, you know am asthmatic!

Well, i bought myself a Grandfather clock for old times sake.