This sadist lecturer is the CAUSE why am repeating this COURSE!

She called me after wen am gun.

Our chemistry teacher prepared a Laughing gas and said it is not a SILLY-CON.

I'm a christain with FATE

When you fight with a sword, you have the EDGE.

The boy who took the bike to the hills against his father's instruction fell with it, now he is GROUNDED.

you can TUNE A guitar,but u can't TUNA fish

I don't give a s*hit! just keep the sheet

John

he was asked to move the WHEEL against his WILL

The chef BURNT UP his hand and was therefore FIRED.

The human body is made up of tissue, so we are all basically full of SHEET.

Hitler was surprised when his most trusted generals turned on him. He definitely did Nazi that one coming.

have you ever tried to eat a CLOCK, it is very TIME CONSUMING

my friend bakery BURNT down last night, now her business is TOAST

I carry neither the broom nor the umbrella yet I want a clean house and protection from the scorching sun and the rain

Jafar was arrested for beating the princess. He was charged with a sultan battery.

Today An octopus robbed the bank of america. He didn't have a gun but he was well armed.

mistytohcute:
my friend bakery BURNT down last night, now her business is TOAST

u r gud

Left all my ingredients in Hells kitchen because Gods thyme is the best.

illicit:

u r gud

thanks

SAVE for the RAINY DAYS, other DAYS barely hold WATER!
(I promise anyone who can interprete this a small recharge card)
mistytohcute
blackeard
eke40seven
fatalveli
pureivory

illicit:
SAVE for the RAINY DAYS, other DAYS barely hold WATER!
(I promise anyone who can interprete this a small recharge card)
mistytohcute
blackeard
eke40seven
fatalveli
pureivory

save while you have money..other day barely bring good things

Linqsz:



save while you have money..other day barely bring good things

wrong, thats simply the literal meaning

illicit:

wrong, thats simply the literal meaning

What he interpreted was not literal in any way, more like figurative.

I tried writing a novel about a fellow who had a small garden. It didn't have much of a plot

The TEACHER stopped at the principal's office on her way to the CLASS to SLEEP with him, now she will be MISSING HER PERIODS.

The chef who BURNT his hands in the kitchen was FIRED.

illicit:
SAVE for the RAINY DAYS, other DAYS barely hold WATER!
(I promise anyone who can interprete this a small recharge card)
mistytohcute
blackeard
eke40seven
fatalveli
pureivory

Other than(apart from) the rainy days, the other(not-so-rainy) days barely hold any water. Literally.

illicit:
SAVE for the RAINY DAYS, other DAYS barely hold WATER!
(I promise anyone who can interprete this a small recharge card)
mistytohcute
blackeard
eke40seven
fatalveli
pureivory

well...

Blackeard:
Thor didn't know how evil his kid brother was because he liked to do most of his things LOKI.

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

my calculator is broken, it was divided in half