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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 11:58pm On Jan 24, 2015
Last night a guy tried to take my wallet. After struggling with him for about five minutes, I still couldn't get it back. He had muscles of steal.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 12:56am On Jan 25, 2015
The police have not been able to catch the jewel thieves because they have a very good ring leader.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illswift(m): 12:57am On Jan 25, 2015
Sometimes when u LIFT yourself too high, you neva see your FLAWS (floors)
Lift=elevator

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illswift(m): 1:01am On Jan 25, 2015
James is such a good gymnast,little wonder he easily jumped bail
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 7:50am On Jan 25, 2015
James can't jump BALE, he's a very tall footballer

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 8:59am On Jan 25, 2015
The flying dutchman is a Robin Van
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 9:08am On Jan 25, 2015
Opulence is A-CCUSTOM to A-kind Omotola
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 9:10am On Jan 25, 2015
It is an error to suppose that Courage means Corage in everything.
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by djmask(m): 9:12am On Jan 25, 2015
Pain in my head but its not your concern after all its MY GRAIN
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by denniece1(m): 10:01am On Jan 25, 2015
You won't be allowed inside the party without ur party coolers (particulars)

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 10:23am On Jan 25, 2015
For guys, its either party or games we can play with PADS...for ladies, PAD business no b game, hope y'all digg my FLOW



BTW, heard dat Chelsea's quadruple hopes didn't last 4-2 long, did
they? grin

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 11:36am On Jan 25, 2015
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 11:44am On Jan 25, 2015
I Don't trust people that do acupuncture. They're back stabbers.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by ocee31(m): 2:13pm On Jan 25, 2015
The son of God who became a son of man so that sons of men might be called sons of God

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 3:28pm On Jan 25, 2015
i'm reading a novel about MAZES, i got LOST in it

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 3:39pm On Jan 25, 2015
how do CONSTRUCTION workers party? they RAISE THE ROOF

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 3:42pm On Jan 25, 2015
when GLUE was invented, a lot of people got ATTACHED to it

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 3:56pm On Jan 25, 2015
I got fired from the calender company. All I did was take a day off.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by NnamdiN: 11:53pm On Jan 25, 2015
I've always wanted another sister but my parents insisted they were done ''kidding", they mean business now, it's their "phucking" business anyway cheesy

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by susrite(m): 9:26am On Jan 26, 2015
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant!

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by susrite(m): 9:27am On Jan 26, 2015
without geometry, life is pointless

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 11:04am On Jan 26, 2015
He has worked as a BANKER for two years and still COUNTING

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 11:09am On Jan 26, 2015
Somalians are always fighting because they are the real horn of Africa.

***somalia is located in the place called the horn of Africa because its shaped like a horn****

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 11:37am On Jan 26, 2015
The APC national leader is Tinunbu? I always thought it was a LAI.

***the national secretary of APC, Alh. LAI Mohammed

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 2:42pm On Jan 26, 2015
too much Google (copied n paste puns) in here !!!!
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by denniece1(m): 5:16pm On Jan 26, 2015
The flying Eagles just flew above the pillars of Nigerian league based in kano (flying Eagles just defeated kano pillars 2-1 in the super6)
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by denniece1(m): 8:52pm On Jan 26, 2015
The pitch was water logged so the referee gave the player a yellow card for diving.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by davseun2ta(m): 8:17am On Jan 27, 2015
The players were on PEACH jersey on the PITCH!
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Creamish(f): 12:22pm On Jan 27, 2015
Wow...luv this thread..

lemme try one out...


I try many Ways to get High ..& wayn im finally high, I avoid the Highways.. grin

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by davseun2ta(m): 12:31pm On Jan 27, 2015
He is a stock BROKEr yet he is BROKE!!! imagine grin grin grin
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 10:51pm On Jan 27, 2015
My old aunt hasn't been able to complete her story since she fell ill. She's still in a Coma(,)...

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 10:56pm On Jan 27, 2015
mxxpunkxx1:
too much Google (copied n paste puns) in here !!!!
what do u mean?

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