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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 11:25pm On Jan 20, 2015
These blue COLLAR jobs can get on your NECK.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 11:26pm On Jan 20, 2015
Tonight I'm having a "strictly cards" party at my house. Turn down for WHOT!!!!

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 11:34pm On Jan 20, 2015
Nairalanders naturally are cool people but the day their favourite moderator decides to call it quits, that's when they will all lose their Mynd.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 11:37pm On Jan 20, 2015
If I was asked to choose between an already eaten loaf of bread and sleeping with a reverend sister, I'd choose the bread. Because half a loaf of bread is better than Nun.
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 11:39pm On Jan 20, 2015
Lmao I think I need to stop now.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 7:14am On Jan 21, 2015
Few understands the DREADED calypso, but the BARBER-DOES.

**Barbados***

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 8:25am On Jan 21, 2015
If you always maltreat your dog, one day it will TURN ITS BARK ON YOU.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 10:40am On Jan 21, 2015
Rugby is a MAN's sports, you need BALLS to play it.


American football is a fierce contact sports, you must always protect your balls

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 10:43am On Jan 21, 2015
To win the game of football, you must always keep the ball away from your OPEN-NETS.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 11:16am On Jan 21, 2015
The guy that moderates the Travel section is Just Wise

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 11:18am On Jan 21, 2015
I had seen SIXTEENSIXTYSIX six several stitches.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 11:52am On Jan 21, 2015
I love using my Ak47(eke40seven) on a black head(blackeard) albeit and illicit pure Ivory

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 1:27pm On Jan 21, 2015
Deziani could not hide the JET she bought, its PLANE for all to see.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 1:39pm On Jan 21, 2015
"Scientist have found that beauty is in the hands of the beer holder (no pun intended)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/2201198.stm

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by pureIvory(f): 1:47pm On Jan 21, 2015
I was advised to make JUDicious use of my time so I gave JUDE my watch to use.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 1:49pm On Jan 21, 2015
To write "MAGIC", 'I' have to be SPELLED.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 2:15pm On Jan 21, 2015
Eke40seven:
To write "MAGIC", 'I' have to be spelled.
bro, go ans ma question @ d travel thread!
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by davseun2ta(m): 2:38pm On Jan 21, 2015
"MATTER" what is the MATTER with you and saint BLATTER?
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 3:19pm On Jan 21, 2015
i used to be a BANKER, but i lost INTEREST

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 3:22pm On Jan 21, 2015
I don't trust this STAIRS, they are always UP to something

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 9:09pm On Jan 21, 2015
Dishonest people STEAL CROPS because they cant BORROW A LEAF from the honest and hardworking.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 9:57pm On Jan 21, 2015
Nothing is impossible? If Michele BRANCH marries me tomorrow I will BE-LEAVE.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by pureIvory(f): 10:50pm On Jan 21, 2015
Cos I was hitting my wigged hair like I'm CRAZY, mom told me "you're LOSING it today"

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by davseun2ta(m): 9:01am On Jan 22, 2015
I work in a highly competitive FIRM, despite all challenges am still standing FIRM

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 9:09am On Jan 22, 2015
I like to touch the objects that REVOLVEHER
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 9:11am On Jan 22, 2015
I placed the Palm wine on my Wine palm
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 9:12am On Jan 22, 2015
I heard the police whispering to themselves that we are a criminal and I was like JeezUs

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 9:15am On Jan 22, 2015
You won't believe the truck Drive-her to her death!
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fatalveli(m): 9:15am On Jan 22, 2015
You won't believe the truck Drive-her is dead!
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Eke40seven(m): 9:51am On Jan 22, 2015
To excel in your CHEMISTRY practicals, you need to be in your ELEMENT.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:54am On Jan 22, 2015
What do u call a flat chested policewoman? A cup

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by ocee31(m): 10:32am On Jan 22, 2015
Law is the only game where the members are inducted into the bar and the best gets to sit on the bench



Lawyers would dig

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