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Valentine's Day Last Year Report by Rhyle(m): 7:41pm On Feb 14, 2015
As 2015 Valentine's day is coming to an end, it will be good I share with you fellow nairalander the Valentine's Day last year report.

(1) Engagements .........12%.
(2) Heart breaks ........92%.
(3) Wife caught cheating ........79%.
(4) Husband caught cheating .......78%.
(5) Condom sales ........ZMK 17m.
(6) Fast food sales ........ZMK 95m.
(7) Visit to Motherless Babys' Homes,prisoners/cells, beggars/ destitute .........2%.
(cool Night club sales........ ZMK 225m
(9) Joint & Cool Spot sales.....ZMK 68m.
(10) Girls in hospital over Love.......482, 631.
(11) Boys in hospital over Love.........397,506
(12) Girls arrested for fighting over
Boys.......33,876.
(13) Boys arrested for fighting overGirls.......66,405.
(14) Wives beating husbands in public.......804.
(15) Husbands beating wives in public...........1,209.
(16) Exchange of boxers for BB/Tecnomobile/Money For Brazillan Hair........4m.
(17) Divorce........ 557.
(18) Pregnancy .........39,572
(19) Number of switched off phones on Feb 14 2014...... # 9m.

Do feel free to add your own...

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