very simple.

I will walk up to her and point to her and say, of all the pussies i see here tonight, yours shows like a star, may you oblige me to deep my cork inside the pot just to make everything complete?

roll eyez

bronx_dog:

very simple.

I will walk up to her and point to her and say, of all the pussies i see here tonight, yours shows like a star, may you oblige me to deep my cork inside the pot just to make everything complete?

With that Pick up line,You will get no Pussy that night!!

bronx_dog:

very simple.

I will walk up to her and point to her and say, of all the pussies i see here tonight, yours shows like a star, may you oblige me to deep my cork inside the pot just to make everything complete?

SeanT21:

With that Pick up line,You will get no Pussy that night!!

WTF Seriously, if na me be d babe, i for land you hot slap!

lmao

"Av actually been looking for a pick up line for u for the past 1hr, but I came up wit none. Can I just buy u a drink? U and ur friends?"

"I admire your thing, come let's gp do that kind thing"

Hmnn. . .

lame!!

bronx_dog:

very simple.

I will walk up to her and point to her and say, of all the pussies i see here tonight, yours shows like a star, may you oblige me to deep my cork inside the pot just to make everything complete?

wdf,

Ben20001:


"I admire your thing, come let's gp do that kind thing"

i `d ask which is not booked for the 9yt and offer to take her home

Would definitely tell her,' Hey mama,whoa,you're just looking super hot tonight, mind if I buy you A(ah) drink?' If she says yes, I am buying her a frisky hot redwine;we take it from there, If she turns down the offer, then I slip my biz card on her seat,then give her a wink and a manly nod and grin to acknowledge!

bronx_dog:

very simple.

I will walk up to her and point to her and say, of all the pussies i see here tonight, yours shows like a star, may you oblige me to deep my cork inside the pot just to make everything complete?

lol your name sayz it all you are a dog no offence

Walks up to a hotchic. I seem to have misplaced my phone number can i have yours.

pc guru:

Walks up to a hotchic. I seem to have misplaced my phone number can i have yours.

Now thats funny~~~***

Muza:"I feel its a duty on me to come over and compliment ur beauty. . . "

Girl:". . .

Muza:

Muza:"I feel its a duty on me to come over and compliment ur beauty. . . "

Girl:". . .

ok now that you have complimented her beauty then what? lol


Walk up to a girl and say hi my name is @#*& i hope i'm not being too forward but i think you look HOOOOT and i was just wondering how i could possibly get to know you better.

Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you,

Scenario:guy gets introduced to a got chic by his friends.he says give me your hand let me read ur fortune. Then writes his number on her hand.and says if u call these number u.ll be guaranteed a good lover.

Hi i think am being watched can we head over to your place.

pc guru:

Hi i think am being watched can we head over to your place.

NOT GOOD!!

Y'all need to step ur game up mahn! It's so sad.

If u really need help on this, holla baq.

Illl walk up and say baby ur legs must be tired cos u been running tru my mined all nite.

Or ill say if ur left leg was xmass and d right one newyear can i visit u between d holidays.

pc guru:

I seem to have misplaced my phone number can i have yours.

Girl replies: 911? 

desthan:

Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you,

Girl replies: Am one of the delicate things in life . . . now be a good dog and run along now 

pc guru:

Hi i think am being watched can we head over to your place.

Girl replies: in a minute . . . let me confirm my exorcist is home. 

tyric:

ill say if ur left leg was xmass and d right one newyear can i visit u between d holidays.

Girl replies: make sure you bring holy water . . . .  there are usually demons that lurk at the cross over between both seasons!!!!! 

@haje come on that's not cool.

@NaJa HaJe

Haha!!

haje thumbs up!
nuff resket

seriously tho u guys have got to be kidding me seriously?
do y'all actually use lines like that?
like seriously?

You're ugly but you intrigue me


Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

desthan:

You're ugly but you intrigue me

. . . and u wonder why uve never gone past the first three words tut tut