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Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by farotika(m): 3:19pm On Jan 22, 2009
A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when the
> stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
> quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
>
> The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly and
> said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
>
> "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger.
>
> "Since you are a Negro, do you think that So-called President Elect Barak
> Obama is qualified for the job?" and he smiles.
>
> "OK", she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
> question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass -.
> Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and
> a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
>
> The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
> about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
>
> To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
> President Barak Obama, when you don't know shit?"
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by Ben13: 3:26pm On Jan 22, 2009
lol. grin

I predict the stranger to be Stanley. He realy does not know shit grin
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by Nobody: 4:59pm On Jan 22, 2009
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Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by dani1luv: 6:08pm On Jan 22, 2009
;d ;d
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by farotika(m): 6:59am On Jan 23, 2009
dani1luv:

;d ;d
lancaster:

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

You don't know SHIT grin tongue
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by Gabry(f): 7:07am On Jan 23, 2009
i dont know why they always come out with that face. . . It reminded me of some kinda animal. . . I'll tell you once I remember it
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by clemcykul(f): 11:49am On Jan 23, 2009
i know shit!
and it sure stinks real gud cool shocked grin grin
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by Ben13: 12:00pm On Jan 23, 2009
especially that of gabby. undecided
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by steve49ja(m): 12:15pm On Jan 23, 2009
Black rules anywhere at any age
We get sense pass this aafin's and albino's sad
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by romsky: 12:20pm On Jan 23, 2009
Steve no let Gabry catch u o abi u don 4get say she be albino?
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by spenchuks(m): 12:24pm On Jan 23, 2009
@ topic

serves the stranger right cheesy
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by steve49ja(m): 12:31pm On Jan 23, 2009
Pomade i no talk anything oh
Na for your mouth i hear se gabby na albino oh[i]
but seriously you no get sense pass am?whisper tell me but no surprise me oh
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Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by Gabry(f): 12:32pm On Jan 23, 2009
Ben20001:


especially that of gabby. undecided

Why me again? Wetin I do now?  

steve49ja:

Black rules anywhere at any age
We get sense pass this aafin's and albino's sad


shocked  shocked  shocked  angry  angry HMMM! How dare u mention and humiliate my own kind. I will not borrow you my panty to use this Sunday to church anymore!  angry


Lomade, your warning to him be too late naa  sad
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by steve49ja(m): 12:57pm On Jan 23, 2009
My one and only gabwil cool
Dont take it that way na embarassed
Am are you still coming over this evening? grin kiss

Pomade i await your answer oh
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by romsky: 12:59pm On Jan 23, 2009
yes

gongo aso
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by Gabry(f): 12:59pm On Jan 23, 2009
Steve, Coming over? To where naa?  
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by Moyola(f): 1:02pm On Jan 23, 2009
hehe grin
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by steve49ja(m): 1:05pm On Jan 23, 2009
Ah should we reveal our lipsrsealed on nairaland?
Pomade you mean she is lipsrsealed
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by Ben13: 1:24pm On Jan 23, 2009
hmmmmm
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by Gabry(f): 1:35pm On Jan 23, 2009
Ok, I dont understand, Steve, you betta speak up jor
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by Ben13: 1:37pm On Jan 23, 2009
na by force? angry
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by Gabry(f): 1:38pm On Jan 23, 2009
YES! angry
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by spenchuks(m): 1:41pm On Jan 23, 2009
what is the bone of contention here?
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by Gabry(f): 1:42pm On Jan 23, 2009
Spens!!! Ben is bullying me!!! sad
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by Ben13: 1:44pm On Jan 23, 2009
Don't report to him o, He will ask romade to arrest you o
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by Gabry(f): 1:46pm On Jan 23, 2009
Lomade is my paqrtner sad
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by steve49ja(m): 1:47pm On Jan 23, 2009
Need i remind you? It was raining your clothes were wet and i offered my top,you were sposed to return them today forgotten?or just temme make i dash you

Ben una get quarrel b4?
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by spenchuks(m): 1:50pm On Jan 23, 2009
gabrywyl:

Spens!!! Ben is bullying me!!! sad

fart on his head na cool
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by Ben13: 1:51pm On Jan 23, 2009
shocked shocked shocked

bad advise
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by Gabry(f): 2:01pm On Jan 23, 2009
Steve, since when I borrowed your top? I will never. . . . sad

Spens, am out of gas, . . . sad
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by Moyola(f): 2:03pm On Jan 23, 2009
undecided
Re: Is Obama Qualified For The Job? by Ben13: 2:13pm On Jan 23, 2009
thank gawd gabby is out of gas.
I would have recommended the face above me to get some farts** hisses

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