*removes rat and use it for pepper soup, gives some to daniluv, dickele, ben, slyve, romade, spenchuks, yhustler and gab, they ate, and complimented my culinary skills*

*he ate the garri but couldnt shit for two daiz, and had to be operated upon*

chei i don chop rubbish tay tay

lol
u just started

thank God say i no dey when dem cook the rat

thank God say i nor follow them chop[img]http://.com/Smileys/default/grin.gif[/img]

but E dey hungry you,

longthroat

you guys think my staying in the kitchen is a joke

Ah. ah, we know it's a trajedy

_{who did you offend, that locked you and your laptop up in the kitchen}

na his turn to cook this week

house of commotion

ok guys we shall be having pounded yam and egusi soup for diinner!!

dani you will go shopping
this are the list of items ure to buy
ugu 100
egusi 4 cups =200
fresh pepper-20
palm oil 1/2 bottle 150
cray fish =60
2 tubers of yam 400 at the rate of 200 each.
stock fish =300
smoked fish or dry fish buy anyone =200
kpomo dont buy the one as big as ben's mouth o 250

please be fast the water is boiling aready dont start playing ball on the road o

*screams slyve's name* slyvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeee!! come here my friend

*waits patiently in the kitchen for danilust*

since morning wey you dey kitchen, you never start the cooking 

d plan was to cook water

aha! at last dani is back

lets start cooking and they all shout yeeeeeeehhh

ok lets start wid u romade, pound the crayfish and pepper

ben419 peel the yam and boil it.

err dickele my pet, ill give you a light work, wash the dishes and mop the kitchen floor

*goes into the bedroom for a nap while they sweat themselves out in the kitchen*

slave killer

**_{Ben pills the yam an began to eat it raw}**

_{knowing it that he will be gaining fresh vitamins at the end of the day}

_{*walks in, sees Ben eating yam peels*}

Clem, where you get this thing u call slave

**_{Ben drops his raw yam, and slaps webdezzi with his left foot}**

*and webdezzi tumbles into my pot of soup*

human meat for yam peppersoup



_{romade, gabby, tyty, studio, stanley, dikele, and all of 'em don bcome clifford}

na today

meaning. . . . .

e don tay

wey all of una dey chop human meat ^{no wonder}

wey we fast pass u

cannibals

chief of cannibals

canibals?ohhh i had beta start runing