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| How He Lost A N30million Naira Contract. by fabulous660(m): 2:29pm On May 06, 2015 |
In an oil company, this man was about to receive a contract of N30 million when his wife called him on phone. On phone.... Wife: Woooooooooow, darling I have a very big surprise for u, I can't believe this. Husband: wow, ok pls I will call u back, I'm about to receive a contract of N30 million. Wife: Darling, it's a good news but this one is very urgent pls come home now, pls it's VERY URGENT. Husband: but I'm about to... Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY, TRUST ME. Husband: em.. pls my wife just called me for an urgent thing. Pls grant me d access to go n come bak quick. Company: Well, if u leave, I'm afraid of what might happen to d contract. The man quickly went home... Husband: (Seriously sweating): honey why dis urgent surprise, when I was abt to receive a contract worth 30 million? Wife: Honey, our troubles are over and God has finally answered our prayers. Husband: R u pregnant? Wife: Haba honey is more than pregnancy, if it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have disturbed u in ur contract. Husband: Wow, so what's d surprise? Wife: (Being happy) Honey, I can't believe this, u knw we have been praying over 6 months now? God has finally answered us. That Big rat that always disturb us in the kitchen is finally dead, I called u to remove it, I'm afraid of touching rats. What will happen to that wife if it were you? |
| Re: How He Lost A N30million Naira Contract. by CountDracula(m): 2:35pm On May 06, 2015 |
Loool... She wil eat dt rat 1 Like |
| Re: How He Lost A N30million Naira Contract. by Basildvalour(m): 2:36pm On May 06, 2015 |
That woman needs to be stoned with that rat until she passes out  |
| Re: How He Lost A N30million Naira Contract. by xavier0327(f): 2:44pm On May 06, 2015 |
if he didnt discern panic in her voice and still went home, he is a very stupid man! if i hear say i go home without signing that contract eh... |
| Re: How He Lost A N30million Naira Contract. by Abduljohn(m): 3:02pm On May 06, 2015 |
It's nt d woman's fault but the failed husband that left a contract for a call from wife but if it dia apen na 4 make d woman provide another contract worth d amount |
| Re: How He Lost A N30million Naira Contract. by Keavei7: 6:18pm On May 16, 2015 |
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| Re: How He Lost A N30million Naira Contract. by justicesky24(m): 8:15pm On May 16, 2015 |
Lwkm |
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