1.The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina
(Zimbabwe)
2. There is no virgin in a maternity ward.
(Cameroon)
3. A child can play with his mother's breasts
but not with the father's testicles.
(Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and
the farmer who grows corns by the road side have
the same problem. (Kenya)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs
open, never tell her to close dem, becouse you do not
know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has
never tried Hausa perfume.(Nigeria)
7. The only
woman who knows where her man is every night
is a widow. [Togo]
8. An erected penis has no conscience.
(Uganda)
9. If you go to sleep with an itching anus, you are
sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Zambia)
10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles or
breast is the day you will know there is a better
way of resolving issues without using violence.
You can add yours if you are good on African Proverbs

Lwkmd. Funny. All hole are hole weather big or small(congo dr)

Dog wey wan lost no dey hear him master whistle...

True Talk

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