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Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by YHUsTLER(m): 9:36pm On Feb 07, 2009
MEN,

ITS GETTING BORED HERE FILL THIS FORM AS BELOW AND STAND A CHANCE TO WIN 5 NAIRA.

BIG BIGGER _________________

SMALL SMALLER _________________________

I GO _________________________________

UP I ________________

A B C ___________ G H I _____________


START SENDING YOUR ANSWERS NOW, AND STAND A CHANCE OF WINNING 5 NAIRA. grin
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by chidipupay(m): 10:53pm On Feb 07, 2009
Big, Jigger, Ziggest

Small, maller , allest

I go sleep

Up i see

A b c o g r.

I win I win were is my money
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by Gabry(f): 1:18am On Feb 08, 2009
BIG BIGGER BIGGEST FARTING BOMB
SMALL SMALLER SMALLEST WATERY FART
I GO TOILET FART THE MORE
UP I SMELL DA SWEET SENSATION FART

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Did I win now? grin
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by YHUsTLER(m): 7:24am On Feb 08, 2009
HMMMMM


YOU JUST WON YOURSELF A [0]
                                           --------
                                            [10]


YOU ARE TO RECEIVE 10 TROKES OF BLA BLAH FROM ME.

REPORT TO MY BEDROOM IMMEDIATELY.!!!!  shocked  grin  grin
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by Gabry(f): 10:51am On Feb 08, 2009
Wow! Chidi Militant, you won oooo. . . Congratulations!~! grin
Tell me how it goes in Hussy's bedroom grin

Well, as for me, better luck next time sad tongue
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by SamMilla1(m): 11:41am On Feb 08, 2009
na waoh, whats happening in kuvuki land, where are my sanitary soldiers
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by Gabry(f): 12:33pm On Feb 08, 2009
Sanitary wha?? shocked

Am sure it aint me ooo embarassed lipsrsealed
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by saucekid(m): 2:07pm On Feb 08, 2009
see corruption oooo!
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by Gabry(f): 2:17pm On Feb 08, 2009
Who be corruption? Where be corruption?


How are you Sauce Boy. How ya doin? Getting your G's tight? grin
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by sylve11: 4:18pm On Feb 08, 2009
gabrywyl:

BIG BIGGER BIGGEST FARTING BOMB
SMALL SMALLER SMALLEST WATERY FART
I GO TOILET FART THE MORE
UP I SMELL DA SWEET SENSATION FART

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Did I win now? grin

grin grin grin
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by Jeovy(m): 5:39pm On Feb 08, 2009
, and I think say I no go school complete, after reading gabys answer, I get hope
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by YHUsTLER(m): 11:11pm On Feb 08, 2009
THATS FUNNY.


THAT GABY NA OLODO!!!


SEE D KIND OF ANSWER WEY SHE GIVE SELF.

@GABY!

REPORT TO MY BEDROOM FOR CORRECTION IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by Gabry(f): 1:38am On Feb 09, 2009
sylve11:

grin grin grin

I know you like it now grin

Jeovy:

, and I think say I no go school complete, after reading gabys answer, I get hope

Hmmm. . . Amebo angry

Y-HU§TL£R:

THATS FUNNY.


THAT GABY NA OLODO!!!


SEE D KIND OF ANSWER WEY SHE GIVE SELF.

@GABY!

REPORT TO MY BEDROOM FOR CORRECTION IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Huh? But I thought you like it jor. . . embarassed
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by YHUsTLER(m): 8:26am On Feb 09, 2009
YES I LIKE IT OOOOO @GABY. YOU KNOW I LIKE IT. AND THE ANSWER IS FUNNY LOL.


DONT WORRY THE ANSWER IS OKAY. ITS JUST THAT ITS FUNNY.

WHAT THE GUY IS TRYING TO SAY IS THAT YOU ARE A DULL BABY, AND HIMSELF IS DULL BUT AFTER READING YOUR ANSWER HE THINKS HE'S MUCH BETTER THAN YOU.

HEY SHAN NOT TO WORRY HE'S JOKING AIGHT?

WHAT ABOUT MA KISS?
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by Gabry(f): 9:44am On Feb 09, 2009
shocked embarassed lipsrsealed
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by lordmassac(m): 10:40am On Feb 09, 2009
gabby, e be like say na every body wan make you report to them bedroom. shocked shocked shocked
hum i pity you oo embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by clemcykul(f): 11:11am On Feb 09, 2009
lol wen gab leaves their bedroom, her life will never be the same again grin

who knows? undecided she might end up having bowed legs grin
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by romsky: 11:15am On Feb 09, 2009
e go beta pass d K - leg she has now
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by Ben13: 11:25am On Feb 09, 2009
no, I can't be part of this undecided

** don't wanna disfigure an innocent farting damsel **
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by romsky: 11:33am On Feb 09, 2009
COWard
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by Gabry(f): 11:49am On Feb 09, 2009
Guys Guys Guys. . . You're all getting the wrong picture here. Does not mean that I enta a person's bedroom, it has always to do with blablabla. Nonsense!

I have alot of guy friends and I hang out with them in their room or even sleep on the same bed with them but we do not do blablabla ooo. . . Cause you know why? I know myself on who is my friend and who is my lover now. Common guys. Stop behaving like Bush people! angry
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by romsky: 11:51am On Feb 09, 2009
me tinks u protest tu much pardner
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by clemcykul(f): 12:17pm On Feb 09, 2009
hmmm
@gab wen u hang in a guys room wat happens? they are ur friends yeah for real, but friends could end up being lovers, that calls for the unpredictability of life.
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by YHUsTLER(m): 12:17pm On Feb 09, 2009
@GABY!!


EDUCATE THEM, I GUESS ALL OF 'EM SAYING NONSENSE ARE NOT WELL EDUCATED AND THINKS EVERYONE THAT ENTERS A BEDROOM IS GOING THERE FOR BLA BLAAAAAAAAA!!!


COMMON GUYS NO BE SOO O OO O

@GABY HOW ARE U DOING TODAY ANYWAY?
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by clemcykul(f): 1:13pm On Feb 09, 2009
sychophant lol
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by Ben13: 1:19pm On Feb 09, 2009
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It's sycophant tongue
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by romsky: 1:30pm On Feb 09, 2009
nwa ticha
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by Ben13: 2:17pm On Feb 09, 2009
thank you
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by Lolabbey: 2:49pm On Feb 09, 2009
hmm na wah oooo,

so na because of N5 dis kin tin dey hapen?

na real wah cheesy cheesy
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by Gabry(f): 4:41pm On Feb 09, 2009
clemcykul:

hmmm
@gab wen u hang in a guys room wat happens? they are ur friends yeah for real, but friends could end up being lovers, that calls for the unpredictability of life.

Nahhhhhh. . . I already have a lover why would I have another one? I no want oo and I find it disgraceful. angry So to the rest, I dont care ooo. . . No such thing a lover here.

Y-HU§TL£R:

@GABY!!


EDUCATE THEM, I GUESS ALL OF 'EM SAYING NONSENSE ARE NOT WELL EDUCATED AND THINKS EVERYONE THAT ENTERS A BEDROOM IS GOING THERE FOR BLA BLAAAAAAAAA!!!


COMMON GUYS NO BE SOO O OO O

@GABY HOW ARE U DOING TODAY ANYWAY?

Ahhhhh Thank God You're a rare breed. grin grin I dey fine jare. How your side?
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by Ben13: 4:42pm On Feb 09, 2009
fine, thank you
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by clemcykul(f): 4:49pm On Feb 09, 2009
Ben20001:

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It's sycophant tongue

lol thanks busie badie, its a typo lol grin
sycho[b]pant[/b] grin

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