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Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by clemcykul(f): 1:07pm On Feb 21, 2009
aint the farmer?
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by romsky: 1:20pm On Feb 21, 2009
but d talker
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by Ben13: 1:29pm On Feb 21, 2009
shocked
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by romsky: 1:34pm On Feb 21, 2009
d pop noser also
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by clemcykul(f): 1:44pm On Feb 21, 2009
the ever present witness blessed with after five eyes
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by YHUsTLER(m): 4:58pm On Feb 21, 2009
i support the motion too chicken talking
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by lordmassac(m): 8:24pm On Feb 21, 2009
hum shocked chicken chicken grin grin
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by YHUsTLER(m): 7:19am On Feb 22, 2009
y not chicked leaking?
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by studio43(m): 8:06pm On Feb 22, 2009
all this power tussle because of 5N? undecided

i'm disappointed sad
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by chibaby5(f): 8:12pm On Feb 22, 2009
studio43:

all this power tussle because of 5N? undecided

i'm disappointed sad
lol. . . .tis wat credit cruch does grin grin
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by studio43(m): 8:24pm On Feb 22, 2009
9igeria mentality u meant,

i was told some of the people here are police officers , and u know what police mehn could do when 5N is involved. sad
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by chibaby5(f): 8:27pm On Feb 22, 2009
hahahahahaahhaahah. . . . . .pathetic innit?. . . . . cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by studio43(m): 8:36pm On Feb 22, 2009
pathetic huh shocked

na u talk am o.

all i no is that, arm robbers better pass 9ija police officers.
i still love my country afterall wink
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by chibaby5(f): 8:38pm On Feb 22, 2009
hahahahah. . . me ke i dint ooo. . . .u whispered it 2 me naa so i jus helped u say it out loud tongue tongue tongue
i luv ma country 2 jor! kiss kiss
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by studio43(m): 8:44pm On Feb 22, 2009
WISPERed WHAT TO YOUR EAR,

who u wan put for trouble?

na your plan be that?
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by YHUsTLER(m): 8:49pm On Feb 22, 2009
THE POLICE IS UNA FRIEND!!! grin


DON'T MINDED MY ENGLISHED I SPOKED grin
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by chibaby5(f): 8:51pm On Feb 22, 2009
studio43:

WISPERed WHAT TO YOUR EAR,

who u wan put for trouble?

na your plan be that?


lol. . . .me jus sed wat u whispered 2 me sha. . .  tongue
wat plan u talkin abwt??  lipsrsealed
abeg ooo
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by studio43(m): 8:58pm On Feb 22, 2009
Y-HU§TL£R:

THE POLICE IS UNA FRIEND!!! grin


DON'T MINDED MY ENGLISHED I SPOKED grin

bros wetin dey happen for your side na?

abi u sef don join 9ija police force wey no different from robbery force?


chi-baby:

lol. . . .me jus sed wat u whispered 2 me sha. . . tongue
wat plan u talkin abwt?? lipsrsealed
abeg ooo

false allegation. angry

*calls the police and bribe him 5N to take u away*
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by chibaby5(f): 9:02pm On Feb 22, 2009
hahahahah. . . . .joker!!
u makin it worse 4 yaself. . . na 5naira u go use bribe police abi shocked
u don talk am wid yo own mouth nw o cheesy cheesy
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by YHUsTLER(m): 9:06pm On Feb 22, 2009
MY GREAT GRAND PA NA POLICE AND DIED COLLECTING BRIBE OF 1 KOBO.


MY GRANDPA AND HIS WIFE MA GRANDMA WERE POLICE TOO AND DIED COLLECTING BRIBE OF 10 NAIRA.


AND NOW I AND MY PALE NA POLICE WE BE AND WE DEY CHARGE UNA BOTH FOR BAD AND FALSE ALLEGATION AGAINS THE POLICE FORCE.

MAKE UNA BOTH WRITE STATEMENT. AND SIGN AM.
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by studio43(m): 9:11pm On Feb 22, 2009
Y-HU§TL£R:

MY GREAT GRAND PA NA POLICE AND DIED COLLECTING BRIBE OF 1 KOBO.


MY GRANDPA AND HIS WIFE MA GRANDMA WERE POLICE TOO AND DIED COLLECTING BRIBE OF 10 NAIRA.


AND NOW I AND MY PALE NA POLICE WE BE AND WE DEY CHARGE UNA BOTH FOR BAD AND FALSE ALLEGATION AGAINS THE POLICE FORCE.

MAKE UNA BOTH WRITE STATEMENT. AND SIGN AM.

i reject anything wey go relate me with a police officer,

my guy seem like u dont even know how i detest this people sha smiley
i like u as a friend. police work na fuc*up for 9ija.
trust me wink



chi-baby:

hahahahah. . . . .joker!!
u makin it worse 4 yaself. . . na 5naira u go use bribe police abi shocked
u don talk am wid yo own mouth nw o cheesy cheesy

lol, the highest bribe i don ever offer a police man is 20N , trust me grin wink
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by YHUsTLER(m): 9:19pm On Feb 22, 2009
MAKE I TELL YOU, NO TALK SAY NE ME TELL YOU OOOOOO.


I HATE POLICE OFFICERS PASS STOMACK PAIN.
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by studio43(m): 9:23pm On Feb 22, 2009
my guy u dey fear make i no for set u up? cheesy
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by YHUsTLER(m): 9:27pm On Feb 22, 2009
no to be sincere i hate police people pass my shit even.
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by studio43(m): 9:30pm On Feb 22, 2009
why u dey para like this, abi police man don shit on you before? grin
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by Airforce1(m): 9:31pm On Feb 22, 2009
angry angry
angry
angry
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angry
angry
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by studio43(m): 9:33pm On Feb 22, 2009
airforce shocked

BRB wink
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by YHUsTLER(m): 9:38pm On Feb 22, 2009
POLICE PPL DONE DO ME SHE GE FOR THIS NIGERIA


POLICE PEOPLE UNA NO GO DIE BETTER OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by studio43(m): 9:45pm On Feb 22, 2009
ANGER MANAGEMENT PLEASE grin
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by YHUsTLER(m): 9:49pm On Feb 22, 2009
please what?
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by romsky: 9:27am On Feb 23, 2009
we await d police version & will investigate for the 3rd version on d issue
Re: Stand A Chance To Win 5 Naira. by sylve11: 9:35am On Feb 23, 2009
period.

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