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Only Smart People Will Get This Right.. by Crysallis(m): 2:00pm On Jun 05, 2015
The question I am about to ask can only be answered by a smart person. So let's see how smart you are...



Question: Three women are coming out of an Ice-cream booth. One is Licking her Ice Cream, The Other is Sucking hers and the third is biting her ice cream.

Which among them is married?


Let the fun begin, drop your answers..

(I would have added a price if it got on front page)
Re: Only Smart People Will Get This Right.. by Nobody: 2:02pm On Jun 05, 2015
licking
Re: Only Smart People Will Get This Right.. by Crysallis(m): 2:05pm On Jun 05, 2015
Midehi:
licking
I like the way you think
Re: Only Smart People Will Get This Right.. by steppin: 2:06pm On Jun 05, 2015
Midehi:
licking
Why choose licking? I think it should be sucking.
Re: Only Smart People Will Get This Right.. by Truth24(m): 2:08pm On Jun 05, 2015
Biting
Re: Only Smart People Will Get This Right.. by Nobody: 2:08pm On Jun 05, 2015
Midehi:
licking

how is that so?
Re: Only Smart People Will Get This Right.. by Sveen: 2:09pm On Jun 05, 2015
None.
Re: Only Smart People Will Get This Right.. by Sleekydee(m): 2:09pm On Jun 05, 2015
THE ONE WITH THE WEDDING RING ON HER FINGER...

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Re: Only Smart People Will Get This Right.. by Nobody: 2:10pm On Jun 05, 2015
steppin:
Why choose licking? I think it should be sucking.
licking look decent.
Re: Only Smart People Will Get This Right.. by Nobody: 2:13pm On Jun 05, 2015
NinoBrown888:


how is that so?
biting: uncultured
sucking: spoilt brat
cool cool cool cool
Re: Only Smart People Will Get This Right.. by Nobody: 2:16pm On Jun 05, 2015
biting
Re: Only Smart People Will Get This Right.. by Crysallis(m): 2:31pm On Jun 05, 2015
Sleekydee:
THE ONE WITH THE WEDDING RING ON HER FINGER...

wat makes u think so?
Re: Only Smart People Will Get This Right.. by Nobody: 2:32pm On Jun 05, 2015
Midehi:
biting: uncultured
sucking: spoilt brat
cool cool cool cool

woooo, ma'am now I got your point.

I think I like the lady sucking her ice-cream.
Re: Only Smart People Will Get This Right.. by Nobody: 2:34pm On Jun 05, 2015
Sleekydee:
THE ONE WITH THE WEDDING RING ON HER FINGER...



thats right.
Re: Only Smart People Will Get This Right.. by Sleekydee(m): 2:36pm On Jun 05, 2015
Crysallis:


wat makes u think so?


well, giving the data available, one doesn't have concrete evidence to conclude, so evidently one can only tell d married one with d availability of a ring on her finger.

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Re: Only Smart People Will Get This Right.. by steppin: 2:36pm On Jun 05, 2015
Midehi:

licking look decent.
You're funny, you don't get the point. It's not about decency, but something else. Read it well.
Re: Only Smart People Will Get This Right.. by efembaba(m): 8:36pm On Jun 05, 2015
So if I don't get it right it means am not smart abi?? u kidding me!! Anyways I'll go with d one licking hers
Re: Only Smart People Will Get This Right.. by nwaobitex: 9:11am On Jun 06, 2015
The one biting
Re: Only Smart People Will Get This Right.. by hclacid(m): 3:03am On Jun 07, 2015
The one using a wedding ring...
Re: Only Smart People Will Get This Right.. by Crysallis(m): 2:43pm On Jun 07, 2015
The Answer is the lady with the wedding Ring
Re: Only Smart People Will Get This Right.. by whillyamz98(m): 10:58pm On Jun 07, 2015
The one with a wedding ring
Re: Only Smart People Will Get This Right.. by Nobody: 9:03pm On Jun 08, 2015
the three of them(women)
Re: Only Smart People Will Get This Right.. by Crysallis(m): 9:25pm On Jun 10, 2015
Answer This ONe...............


A woman comes to a doctor and complains that any where she touches with her finger hurts her. What do you think is the problem?
Re: Only Smart People Will Get This Right.. by ymdo(m): 9:53pm On Jun 10, 2015
Crysallis:
Answer This ONe...............


A woman comes to a doctor and complains that any where she touches with her finger hurts her. What do you think is the problem?

She's hurt her fingerwink

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