A young girl was going on a date. Her grandmother said: "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that but don't let him do that. But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that.It will "disgrace the family." With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date. The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted: "Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family, " Have a lovely weekend

funny

ammamat:

Have a lovely weekend

wat part of d world r u dat ur wikend starts 2day?

obvious signs of copy and paste as she forgot to remove the weekend wishes from the original source. Nice piece tho keep it up

@ DM that is a mistake, i was actually making fun with somebody while chating, i think I mistakenly type in that, i don't do copy and past work.

ammamat:

@ DM that is a mistake, i was actually making fun with somebody while chating, i think I mistakenly type in that, i don't do copy and past work.

correct u only do copy & paste

hmm, thats not too convincing as u wouldnt wish any1 lovely weekend on a monday. dont u think that is too soon? or were u trying to say did have a lovely weekend? anyway am not trying to have a go at u cos the piece was funny and i enjoyed reading it. nice and sweet just like u i guess

all the same, thanks sha,

I was asked how was my weekend , and i wanted saying i had a lovely weekend.

wen u defend tu much it makes u luk guilty just play along

dont u know i am d I.G of foliz

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all the same, thanks sha,   
I was asked how was my weekend , and i wanted  saying i had a lovely weekend.

shush!!! dont say a word again. cant u see how they are getting at u. I have always seen comments from these guys, they are like vultures waiting for you to drop death. everyone does copy and paste even the so called romade and COs, its called sharing and thats what u are exactly doing. the things is that just dont copy and paste rubbish here or romode and COs will attack. 

d_m:



shush!!! dont say a word again. cant u see how they are getting at u. I have always seen comments from these guys, they are like vultures waiting for you to drop death. everyone does copy and paste even the so called romade and COs, its called sharing and thats what u are exactly doing. the things is that just dont copy and paste rubbish here or romode and COs will attack. 

check d color

romade:

wen u defend tu much it makes u luk guilty just play along ,   

repeat after me D E A D, wetin i do u, now u r talking, y me o?

wetin happen to d color

@ROMODE
dont say a word again death so called romade and COs paste rubbish romode and COs will attack

WHY THIS BITS? WHATS ABOUT THE COLORS??

Hey its kool man. I like what u do but only if u are constructive. cheers!!!

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obvious signs of copy and paste as she forgot to remove the weekend wishes from the original source. Nice piece tho keep it up


that made d joke funier

cheers mate!!! u did the perfect copy and paste. lol

yeah
cheers to you to

aunty welcome

d.m i go injure u, do i luk lyk d construction worker wey u be
c d similar colors to make sense of it

@lolipop thanks a milla
but am not your aunty now, do you want your mother's sister to come and beat hell out of me wid brooms and pestle?

@romode
you should be more than happy to be a construction worker sef. lol abi u fit tell us wetin u dey do

i am a kai lemme ask benbella

why ask ben, u no fit write that yourself abi the thing involve big grammer wey u no fit write

you don dey confess small small sey na nyte skul u go.

@lolipop why i go change na? wen 9ja still dey kolo at 40somtin.