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| About Gettin Married by romsky: 10:31am On Mar 23, 2009 |
#CASE 1:Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. #CASE 2: At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." #CASE 3: Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished. #CASE 4: Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status. #CASE 5: A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it." #CASE 6: Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad : "That happens in most countries son." #CASE 7: Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late." #CASE 8: A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes #CASE 9: When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Affair ? #CASE 10: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. #CASE 11: After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the Husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it." #CASE 12: A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified : "Wife wanted". The next day, he received hundreds letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine." #CASE 13: When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or his wife is new. #CASE 14: A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked. The woman replied, "A Billionaire."
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| Re: About Gettin Married by clemcykul(f): 10:39am On Mar 23, 2009 |
LOL |
| Re: About Gettin Married by romsky: 11:01am On Mar 23, 2009 |
When tyns go wrong When sadness fills ur heart When tears flow in ur eyes Just let me know I want to be there for u Cus My Uncle is selling Tissue Paper Buy 1 get 1 Free  |
| Re: About Gettin Married by clemcykul(f): 12:18pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
lol that was tyte! tot u were gonna say, you will be there for me, u gat me beiby |
| Re: About Gettin Married by romsky: 1:23pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
get u 4 wia na ground u for fal yakata with all ya bla bla displayed for touts lyk oluya43 |
| Re: About Gettin Married by Ben13: 1:31pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
LOL romade has gone kolo again |
| Re: About Gettin Married by clemcykul(f): 1:58pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
and Hot too |
| Re: About Gettin Married by aristole(m): 3:30pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
U 're all Kolosynthesis.  |
| Re: About Gettin Married by romsky: 3:33pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
bak 2 sender |
| Re: About Gettin Married by Ben13: 3:39pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
that's not necessary |
| Re: About Gettin Married by romsky: 3:41pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
Ben 2day is monday remove ur sunday coat & attitude |
| Re: About Gettin Married by dani1luv: 4:45pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
is that the reason you had to steal my paint and my joke too  |
| Re: About Gettin Married by romsky: 4:48pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
na u invent am abi? |
| Re: About Gettin Married by dani1luv: 4:54pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
Now Put your hands against the wall . . . Bums out. . . In |
| Re: About Gettin Married by Lolabbey: 5:31pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
nice one rom |
| Re: About Gettin Married by jamace(m): 8:22pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
Kai, walahi ta lahi, zhis iz bery bery correct! |
| Re: About Gettin Married by tytylayor: 8:05am On Mar 24, 2009 |
jamace, wat is correct in lomade hia? lomade is goin koloism and u r sayin is correct, hmmmmmm lomade, know ur enemies o |
| Re: About Gettin Married by romsky: 10:14am On Mar 24, 2009 |
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| Re: About Gettin Married by tytylayor: 11:21am On Mar 24, 2009 |
u never still cure dis  wey dey ur face so, and u wan kiss who r u trying to intimidate? |
| Re: About Gettin Married by Lolabbey: 11:42am On Mar 24, 2009 |
hmmm |
| Re: About Gettin Married by tytylayor: 12:07pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
wats dat? |
| Re: About Gettin Married by Lolabbey: 12:16pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
i no fit shout my voice don get cracking |
| Re: About Gettin Married by romsky: 12:17pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
wen b say na everday u dey fyt for public tap lyk tyty |
| Re: About Gettin Married by Lolabbey: 12:21pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
no d my fault na water scarce |
| Re: About Gettin Married by romsky: 12:27pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
whose fault is it dat u fyt? |
| Re: About Gettin Married by tytylayor: 12:45pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
lomade, dat was den, nw i don do my own bore-hole  24/7 waterfall |
| Re: About Gettin Married by romsky: 12:47pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
treat ur water first |
| Re: About Gettin Married by tytylayor: 12:50pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
dat one no be ur biz nw, my underground dey already treated |
| Re: About Gettin Married by romsky: 12:54pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
fashola go soon hia say na same pipe connect ya suckaway & reservoir |
| Re: About Gettin Married by Lolabbey: 1:03pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
kai |
| Re: About Gettin Married by romsky: 1:07pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
after u don drink am zillion tyms |
| Re: About Gettin Married by PeeJee(m): 1:08pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
#CASE 3: Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished. Romade u are right here keep it up |
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