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Mistaken Scripture by KunleOshob(m): 3:35pm On Apr 30, 2009 |
Check The Verses and See What Small Mistakes Can Cost in Life A Baker was asked to print 1st John 4:18 on a wedding cake and he forgot and printed John 4:18 1st John 4:18 reads "There is no fear in love; but perfect love cast out fear: because fear has torment. He that fears is not made perfect in love. John 4:18 reads "For you have had five husbands; and he whom you now have is not your husband. What would you do if you were the owner especially realizing the mistake on your wedding day? Be blessed and remember small mistakes are not all that small. |
Re: Mistaken Scripture by KunleOshob(m): 4:21pm On Apr 30, 2009 |
Ten commandments of marriage COMMANDMENT 1 Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning. COMMANDMENT 2 If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. COMMANDMENT 3 Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. COMMANDMENT 4 When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is. COMMANDMENT 5 Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; The trouble starts when they try to decide which one. COMMANDMENT 6 Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. COMMANDMENT 7 Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife. COMMANDMENT 8 Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste. COMMANDMENT 9 A man is incomplete until he is married After that, he is finished, BONUS COMMANDMENT STORY (10) A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled and said, "Hey!, This thing really works!" |
Re: Mistaken Scripture by tpiah: 12:12am On May 01, 2009 |
very funny but I'm sure we all came into this world through a woman! |
Re: Mistaken Scripture by segyemaro(m): 5:39pm On May 02, 2009 |
KunleOshob: |
Re: Mistaken Scripture by topeokunol: 12:54pm On May 06, 2009 |
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,i hope my cap is still on my head. |
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