I am goin to do some waka about nxt time i go to church

The traffic generated when ever s*x is mentioned na die. See traffic this afternoon when no be night. Konji na bastard truly

Guy, there is nothing spiritual in what has happened, you un42nately played love in snake den...That #pastorT.B Joshua added some suggar doesn't mean *...U just try it with the same gurl on the bed in the corner of your CLEAN n TIDY room...nigbayen ni w'agba wipe rere ni oluwa.

U just dey knack anyhow in d bush ehn.

Donbabajay12:

What is she suppose to say ?

I'm sure he is the snake husband...no mind am

That snake should have bitten your balls!

Did u cum? If not, go search for d girl and finishup d work u started with her pucci

rheether:
Sex me please, that girl must be a bush village slut.

badt Gurl

Read only Four Paragraphs and I have to say that Some People can Lie for Africa! Wish I had some Pop corn so I can continue this Movie

I will ask whda you go to church with condom or just start having sex with a stranger

whirlwind7:
Not supporting or condemning your doing a quickie with a stranger, however the only part of the narrative I think ridiculous is this:

The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.

Trust me, even if you were not bitten by a snake, and you confess this escapade to your MOG someday, he will probably still tell you that the lady was a spirit, or some bullshyte.

Sex is sex, be it at home, work, on the road, in the bush, in your car, on your roof....The only difference here is you invaded a reptile's privacy, and it struck back at you. You were in a village, bushes everywhere, and snakes hide in bushes, and it was night too...

If you guys had been in a hotel room in the city and a snake appeared to join up for a thre3some, I could have bought your pastor's tale.

I feel ur reasoning.

So the jealous spiritual husband could only bute yr but.t?! When the living one would have taken your head? Abegi

wisdomguy4u:
This is a true story of an unforgettable near death experience I had on the night of 24th December, 2015 that changed my life forever. I decided to share this story here not because I want you to castigate me for my act (you can't castigate me more than I have castigate myself), but because I believe a lot of people will learn from it and thereby avoid the pitfall in the coming 2016.

It all began when I attended the night church service held in my village. I came a little late so I wasn't opportune to get a seat. I had to stand up for the mass. After standing in the cold for about an hour, my legs began to shiver, I decided to walk toward the church gate and back to stretch my near stiffed knees.

As I got to the gate, I stood for a while and then turn around to walk back when I heard a female voice from the dark corner of the gate; she said, "it's boring right? ". I walked toward her to get a clear view of who was talking; I saw a light skin girl sitting on a small flower pavement. I asked her "what's boring?". "The service , the night, everything" She replied. It was obvious she wanted us to have a conversation, so I quickly sat down beside her.

To cut the story short, from our little conversation I got to know that her name is Aderoke, her father is from Ogun state while her mother is from my village. She was born and brought up in lagos and can't speak or understand Igbo language (meanwhile the service was coordinate in igbo language). This was few things I was able to get from her before she told me she was shivering due to the cold. As a sharp guy i reasoned she wanted me to cuddle her, so I told her to draw closer so I can hold her. Without hesitation she moved closer and placed her head on my shoulder while I placed my hand around her waist.

Everything went so fast, before I could say "bingo!" We were already into deep romance: kissing and groping . In the climax of it all she held me and whisper in my ear " sex me please". As I look around for a more hidden corner, a part of me was persuading me to control my urge that she could be an agent of darkness sent to destroy me, and another part of me was telling me not to lose the opportunity that she's just a lonely girl in need of some fun. I fell for the latter. I got a more hidden corner were we began to have it; first she bend low while I got on her back ; after awhile she suggested I sit on a pavement there while she climb on top.

Few minutes afterward, I felt a sudden sharp pain on my butt, I thought it was an ant or something similar, but the pain grew bigger. With a trembling voice I told her to stop and get down that I think something bit me, but she was so carried aways that she couldn't hear me out. As the pain kept increasing , I had to push her out of me . I stood up, flash my phone touch in the pavement and there was a long big snake rowed up . The strange girl screamed and ran away. By then I was already feeling dizzy and fainting, I managed to pull myself back into the church premises and disclose to someone that I have been bitten by a snake after which I lost conscious of myself. I heard I was even fuming from the mouth.

After 2 days of serious traditional treatment, I regained consciousness. When I was asked to explain how I got bitten by a snake in the church, I didn't know what to say. I can't believe I nearly lost my life because of a few minutes romp with a total stranger, it's a very shameful thing to tell your family. The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.

I believe God gave me a second chance for a reason. And I have sworn never to continue my careless lifestyle, I have given my life to God and anything premarital sex is not for me anymore. I know it's not easy to overcome temptation of premarital sex, but I believe with pray and determination we can overcome anything.

My fellow Nairalanders join me and thank God for my life, and at the same time learn from my story. For the seek of your family and loved ones, stop living a careless life . Stop sleeping around with strangers, so many people knowingly or unknowingly have spiritual spouse, some of who are viciously jealous . Sex is sweet , but life is sweeter. Try and live a safe life in 2016. I pray God see us all through in Jesus name: Amen!

Nkoghieri!

rheether:
Sex me please, that girl must be a bush village slut.

"Aderoke" come & be enlightened by a pro.

Guys no go hear i pray dey learn from story!!

Adaure4ever:
@OP.. Did you both use protection? Or you slept with a stranger with no protection?
- Next Time, Have a self control.
-#team_dignity.

What he did was careless and bad,because d girl was a stranger,whether he used condom or not,inside d Church for dat matter!

rheether:
Sex me please, that girl must be a bush village slut.

ENUGU GIRLS DEM LIKE TO DO, TO DO, TO DO............

Adaure4ever:
@OP.. Did you both use protection? Or you slept with a stranger with no protection?
- Next Time, Have a self control.
-#team_dignity.

who is talking about protection?. its even better to abstain from such acts until marriage.

Some men are pigs.. Sex with a stranger?
guy,the snake girl just bit u.. Her mission has been accomplished.

Hahahahahaha, sex romp

whirlwind7:
Not supporting or condemning your doing a quickie with a stranger, however the only part of the narrative I think ridiculous is this:

The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.

Trust me, even if you were not bitten by a snake, and you confess this escapade to your MOG someday, he will probably still tell you that the lady was a spirit, or some bullshyte.

Sex is sex, be it at home, work, on the road, in the bush, in your car, on your roof....The only difference here is you invaded a reptile's privacy, and it struck back at you. You were in a village, bushes everywhere, and snakes hide in bushes, and it was night too...

If you guys had been in a hotel room in the city and a snake appeared to join up for a thre3some, I could have bought your pastor's tale.

GBAM!!!

This a is a comment from a being with a functional brain.wagbayii!!!

whirlwind7:
Not supporting or condemning your doing a quickie with a stranger, however the only part of the narrative I think ridiculous is this:

The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.

Trust me, even if you were not bitten by a snake, and you confess this escapade to your MOG someday, he will probably still tell you that the lady was a spirit, or some bullshyte.

Sex is sex, be it at home, work, on the road, in the bush, in your car, on your roof....The only difference here is you invaded a reptile's privacy, and it struck back at you. You were in a village, bushes everywhere, and snakes hide in bushes, and it was night too...

If you guys had been in a hotel room in the city and a snake appeared to join up for a thre3some, I could have bought your pastor's tale.

You are so on point.


1000,000 likes

Mehn....Nobody holy pass ooo
I cannot say categorically that I won't f**k free pussy in that set up.
Make God dey protect us.

I got to find out one thing in life...


Most women that give you sex so cheap came for a mission.


So when a women is eager to have sex with you @ first time, just learn to control yourself & stop.

Donbabajay12:

What is she suppose to say ?

SHE IS SUPPOSE TO SAY 'LETS HAVE SEX, OR MAKE LOVE TO ME, OR ......... WHAT IS SEX ME?

You ma! Sex for inside Church premises
Get a room dude
That's the wrath of God, stop blaming the devil for everything, blame yourself sometimes

Thank God for ur life bruv! The Legacy Your Manhood has set would live forever

whirlwind7:
Not supporting or condemning your doing a quickie with a stranger, however the only part of the narrative I think ridiculous is this:

The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.

Trust me, even if you were not bitten by a snake, and you confess this escapade to your MOG someday, he will probably still tell you that the lady was a spirit, or some bullshyte.

Sex is sex, be it at home, work, on the road, in the bush, in your car, on your roof....The only difference here is you invaded a reptile's privacy, and it struck back at you. You were in a village, bushes everywhere, and snakes hide in bushes, and it was night too...

If you guys had been in a hotel room in the city and a snake appeared to join up for a thre3some, I could have bought your pastor's tale.

finally there is someone dat has dsame thought as me.. Even if d guy didn't have sex at all or bitten by a snake, the pastor still would've probably say dsame thing... Pastors nowadays can say anything just to earn d believe of everyone dat dey re truly a man of God.. In other words i see nothing spiritual in someone bitten by a snake at night in a village.

O Y O... .

Fief:
Adonbilivit! Show me the snake bite impression on ur flesh. Let's determine if it is a venomous snake or everything is fictional

That's the snake.

butanep:
I got to find out one thing in life...


Most women that give you sex so cheap came for a mission.


So when a women is eager to have sex with you @ first time, just learn to control yourself & stop.

What a myopic view.. Are girls not human beings too, can't they feel the urge to have sex.? And what is it with the statement "give you sex"..? You better wake, sex is a mutual thing and either sex can feel the urge at anytime. Mission ko Impossible ni..

@op; picture of the snake or I don't..you know the drill