rheether:
Sex me please, that girl must be a bush village slut.

Is there any better way to put it?

rheether:
Sex me please, that girl must be a bush village slut.

You must be high on Village Palm wine..

U should av kept on hitting her from behind instead of sitting on d pavement and aving ur ass bitting by a snake.

Serpent husband.... Oshi oro

Wey u suppose dey pray make u neva carry disease, u dey reason Serpent husband... Olobe!

Lucy boy!
Better give ur life to Christ.
End tym agbere.

wisdomguy4u:
This is a true story of an unforgettable near death experience I had on the night of 24th December, 2015 that changed my life forever. I decided to share this story here not because I want you to castigate me for my act (you can't castigate me more than I have castigate myself), but because I believe a lot of people will learn from it and thereby avoid the pitfall in the coming 2016.

It all began when I attended the night church service held in my village. I came a little late so I wasn't opportune to get a seat. I had to stand up for the mass. After standing in the cold for about an hour, my legs began to shiver, I decided to walk toward the church gate and back to stretch my near stiffed knees.

As I got to the gate, I stood for a while and then turn around to walk back when I heard a female voice from the dark corner of the gate; she said, "it's boring right? ". I walked toward her to get a clear view of who was talking; I saw a light skin girl sitting on a small flower pavement. I asked her "what's boring?". "The service , the night, everything" She replied. It was obvious she wanted us to have a conversation, so I quickly sat down beside her.

To cut the story short, from our little conversation I got to know that her name is Aderoke, her father is from Ogun state while her mother is from my village. She was born and brought up in lagos and can't speak or understand Igbo language (meanwhile the service was coordinate in igbo language). This was few things I was able to get from her before she told me she was shivering due to the cold. As a sharp guy i reasoned she wanted me to cuddle her, so I told her to draw closer so I can hold her. Without hesitation she moved closer and placed her head on my shoulder while I placed my hand around her waist.

Everything went so fast, before I could say "bingo!" We were already into deep romance: kissing and groping . In the climax of it all she held me and whisper in my ear " sex me please". As I look around for a more hidden corner, a part of me was persuading me to control my urge that she could be an agent of darkness sent to destroy me, and another part of me was telling me not to lose the opportunity that she's just a lonely girl in need of some fun. I fell for the latter. I got a more hidden corner were we began to have it; first she bend low while I got on her back ; after awhile she suggested I sit on a pavement there while she climb on top.

Few minutes afterward, I felt a sudden sharp pain on my butt, I thought it was an ant or something similar, but the pain grew bigger. With a trembling voice I told her to stop and get down that I think something bit me, but she was so carried aways that she couldn't hear me out. As the pain kept increasing , I had to push her out of me . I stood up, flash my phone touch in the pavement and there was a long big snake rowed up . The strange girl screamed and ran away. By then I was already feeling dizzy and fainting, I managed to pull myself back into the church premises and disclose to someone that I have been bitten by a snake after which I lost conscious of myself. I heard I was even fuming from the mouth.

After 2 days of serious traditional treatment, I regained consciousness. When I was asked to explain how I got bitten by a snake in the church, I didn't know what to say. I can't believe I nearly lost my life because of a few minutes romp with a total stranger, it's a very shameful thing to tell your family. The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.

I believe God gave me a second chance for a reason. And I have sworn never to continue my careless lifestyle, I have given my life to God and anything premarital sex is not for me anymore. I know it's not easy to overcome temptation of premarital sex, but I believe with pray and determination we can overcome anything.

My fellow Nairalanders join me and thank God for my life, and at the same time learn from my story. For the seek of your family and loved ones, stop living a careless life . Stop sleeping around with strangers, so many people knowingly or unknowingly have spiritual spouse, some of who are viciously jealous . Sex is sweet , but life is sweeter. Try and live a safe life in 2016. I pray God see us all through in Jesus name: Amen!

I don't know how your pastor got to that conclusion. There are also other circumstances too. For instance you guys slept with each other outside and probably in a bushy area.
I thought you were going to tell us that she changed into a snake or something like that.

These days i hear the devil comes in everything you love, very tight skirts and high heels. lol but can you scientifically explain the connection in your story?

Lucky boy
Kip it up

Story, story.... once upon a tym...

Story story.

Thank GOD your precious soul is now saved bro

Anybody among us ( MEN ) that can never apply 3 seconds rule. The person might be on His way to the Abyss

whirlwind7:
Not supporting or condemning your doing a quickie with a stranger, however the only part of the narrative I think ridiculous is this:

The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.

Trust me, even if you were not bitten by a snake, and you confess this escapade to your MOG someday, he will probably still tell you that the lady was a spirit, or some bullshyte.

Sex is sex, be it at home, work, on the road, in the bush, in your car, on your roof....The only difference here is you invaded a reptile's privacy, and it struck back at you. You were in a village, bushes everywhere, and snakes hide in bushes, and it was night too...

If you guys had been in a hotel room in the city and a snake appeared to join up for a thre3some, I could have bought your pastor's tale.

thank u

Funny story, funnier comments

whirlwind7:
Not supporting or condemning your doing a quickie with a stranger, however the only part of the narrative I think ridiculous is this:

The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.

Trust me, even if you were not bitten by a snake, and you confess this escapade to your MOG someday, he will probably still tell you that the lady was a spirit, or some bullshyte.

Sex is sex, be it at home, work, on the road, in the bush, in your car, on your roof....The only difference here is you invaded a reptile's privacy, and it struck back at you. You were in a village, bushes everywhere, and snakes hide in bushes, and it was night too...

If you guys had been in a hotel room in the city and a snake appeared to join up for a thre3some, I could have bought your pastor's tale.

baba na man of God na, e must give report.

ibe9ja:
because of 5-minute enjoyment you bone church service. I thank God say dem no risk your life by forming deliverance prayers for you until u die troway. God purnish that girl wey be no wan let u see 2016.

Lesson For All:
Beware of Snake magun.

hahahahahahahaha funny guy snake magun indeed.

folksync:

I tell you, my sister. That would have been enough to piss me off.

Somebody lied

dnt b dumb next time get a room......... dawg!

Nice lesson note.... Thank God for your life.

Just as I want to join u in thanksgiving to God

I think ur foolishness nor get part 2...

Why will u mess a girl in d Bush sef.. and u claimed to be a city guy man... Bros u fall hand...

I can assure you that the babe is not a spirit but a babe dat wants to enjoy herself jst like u.

But instead of taking her to a cool joint like ur village house or nearby village hotel room. U decided to take her to the snakes guest house... Aka the Bush...

Yeye

whirlwind7:
Not supporting or condemning your doing a quickie with a stranger, however the only part of the narrative I think ridiculous is this:

The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.

Trust me, even if you were not bitten by a snake, and you confess this escapade to your MOG someday, he will probably still tell you that the lady was a spirit, or some bullshyte.

Sex is sex, be it at home, work, on the road, in the bush, in your car, on your roof....The only difference here is you invaded a reptile's privacy, and it struck back at you. You were in a village, bushes everywhere, and snakes hide in bushes, and it was night too...

If you guys had been in a hotel room in the city and a snake appeared to join up for a thre3some, I could have bought your pastor's tale.

My brotherrrr!!! You're so on point here.. When i got to that stage or level i was running through the whole write up to see if there was a part that said the girl disappeared and the snake appeared. For heaven sake. He was bitten by a snake , that's all.. These men of gods these days now have the same lame answer to every question or problem... Op #selfcontrolisthekey ..........

I think that only about 5% of men (boys inclusive) can escape sexual traps set by women as long as the setting is both right and ripe. I think that, if a woman sets a sexual trap to catch you, it will take your guardian angel (if u dey hear) to lure you out of that trap, if not, you will fall in with both hands and feet - even if it's within a church I daresay. But as a man, you know you can only get some women if:
1.They want you too
2. They don't want you but you are loaded (for most women)
3. They are not sure but you want marriage and they are going grey (for some though)

Bottomline, in this 2016, you either decide to let the spirit of God lead you, or let your keke-na-pep ride you into wherever it wills. But pray you don't touch the apple of pappy/mammy water's eyes.

whirlwind7:
Not supporting or condemning your doing a quickie with a stranger, however the only part of the narrative I think ridiculous is this:

The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.

Trust me, even if you were not bitten by a snake, and you confess this escapade to your MOG someday, he will probably still tell you that the lady was a spirit, or some bullshyte.

Sex is sex, be it at home, work, on the road, in the bush, in your car, on your roof....The only difference here is you invaded a reptile's privacy, and it struck back at you. You were in a village, bushes everywhere, and snakes hide in bushes, and it was night too...

If you guys had been in a hotel room in the city and a snake appeared to join up for a thre3some, I could have bought your pastor's tale.

tell them bro don't know y dis pple attribute evrytin to spirituality even when its obvious its not. The MOG should have just told him he has been inflicted by snake magun(thunderbolt).

thank God 4 u

Sex, sex, sex. God help we the youths of this century from over premarital sex.. or rather disobedience to ur word. Tnk God u survived it.

A second chance indeed.. Thank God for your life. Not everyone has that kinda grace.


Such a merciful God.

rheether:
Sex me please, that girl must be a bush village slut.

Really... So there is an urban way of demanding the stuff...Enlighten us wise one.

rheether:
Sex me please, that girl must be a bush village slut.

what are u,.. Secret dick sucker

Am I suppose to suck dick in the public? I can't be as stupid as your mum.

Bakbillz44:
U should av kept on hitting her from behind instead of sitting on d pavement and aving ur ass bitting by a snake.

Serpent husband.... Oshi oro

Wey u suppose dey pray make u neva carry disease, u dey reason Serpent husband... Olobe!

Guy u just funny anyhow...

It's a lesson to everyone both married and unmarried. God has a purpose for you all you nid do is ask God to show and work for God. #grace

Thank God for ur life, but konji will soon hold again, learn from ur mistake