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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by babafirst(m): 6:16am On Feb 20, 2016

Another one......Are you going my way?

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by swagifted(m): 6:35am On Feb 20, 2016

cruzita:
those won't move some girls .U will only end up embarrassing yourself because the moment u start this nonsense they just hiss and walk away

works for a lot of people.

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Knsley(m): 6:47am On Feb 20, 2016

Vicintonsh:

u school in delsu....right?..computer science dept.

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by 1miccza: 6:48am On Feb 20, 2016

Funny enough,i have never used any of these

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by AyoOne01(m): 6:49am On Feb 20, 2016

Tell Simi all that, she'll reply with perfect answer (Jamb question) ...... Honestly I don't like this post, it's like divulging some of our secrets of manhood

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by justmenoni: 7:00am On Feb 20, 2016

U are more beautiful than agbani,omotola, Genevieve, rita Dominic)(even when they join the beauty of all this damsels).. Whereas her wowo is comparing that of karen igho with Viviangist, introvert grin

all cos bobo(tosyne2much) wan knack akpako

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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 7:06am On Feb 20, 2016

Agubushmenyo:

So you that is Senator David Mark in the game of Toasting, the guys that finally got you, did they manufacture lines from the moon?

NL girls always forming badass!!

Eeyah, maybe its me, but I dont fall for stuffs like these. They sound deceitful.

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 7:08am On Feb 20, 2016

Lool!

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Slingshotz(m): 7:11am On Feb 20, 2016

#5 was a Hit,,,it worked like magic

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 7:27am On Feb 20, 2016

ipledge10:
Finally Awake ..So Let's Start With my name

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Oghumu1(m): 7:31am On Feb 20, 2016

tosyne2much:
You praising her? Do you think I give a damn about her comment? It doesn't move me an inch and will not stop me from dropping another one

Lol make it 15 or 20 next time. Nice one anyways..

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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by seaga: 7:34am On Feb 20, 2016

skarlett:
really hilarious some guys will not kill us with their boring lines

I bet more than one of these boring lines has got you hooked more than once.No offense

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by starcee(m): 7:38am On Feb 20, 2016

Dat one na B4 B4 new scope plenty

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Skmoda360(m): 7:38am On Feb 20, 2016

Per see i'm guity of No 4.

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by seaga: 7:40am On Feb 20, 2016

Adaure4ever:
Thaz cool and funny

Howdy

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by 9jatatafo(m): 7:45am On Feb 20, 2016

wristbangle:
Nice one tosyne2much.

I don't know why a guy will walk up to a lady and say to her that the lord said "you will be my wife". Na charm dey your mouth whey u wan take get her by force?. Some guys sef. Anyway it happens in all these spirikoko churches most. If the sister says NO, na so them go dey accuse God anyhow, so tay them go resort to vaseline crew

You nor tire for the matter so?

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by fF01(m): 7:54am On Feb 20, 2016

AreaFada2:

Na wa o. That kind motor park tout line nor be here o.

i dey tell u, na real red flag!

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by PurestBoy(m): 7:55am On Feb 20, 2016

KingAdeOluomo1:
what is so CLASSIC about you

ClassicB = Classic Bitch

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 7:57am On Feb 20, 2016

Sorry o, have you lived in Abuja before? You look similar tongue

Una dey laff guys bah, what about the girls? If we blow whistle say sister pls come here, una go talk. We find excuse to politely talk to you, una still talk. Shuu undecided

Hehehehe. I always liken chatting ladies up with improv, all you have to do is start a conversation based on whatever situation you're in. Unfortunately our bush/local Naija babes that are making noise here lack the intellect/wit to flow on that level. I once went to a shop and saw a girl buying pepper. I was like "no wonder you look so hot" and the mumu was like "but I'm not sweating nau" cheesy

Omo I just turned to the mama and ordered for my alomo jejely, before the dumb babe use laff kill me.
Moral lesson: babes if you want guys to step it up, then you have to upgrade to a higher level cool

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by udysweet(f): 8:00am On Feb 20, 2016

babasolo:
Do u knw kola?? Is ur name shola, did u ever go to redeemed?? With dis u nica bukar are u goin to gym?? Dis ur confidence level is soo extreme, u resemble pretty woman do u knw de film

Simi"Jamb question remixl ft Falz

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Sammyashol(m): 8:03am On Feb 20, 2016

babasolo:
Do u knw kola?? Is ur name shola, did u ever go to redeemed?? With dis u nica bukar are u goin to gym?? Dis ur confidence level is soo extreme, u resemble pretty woman do u knw de film

Ma bimi ni jamb question jor

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by systemz(m): 8:11am On Feb 20, 2016

classicB:
..Nonsense! There is always nothing special or spetacular about your post These things happen everyday, you dont need to tell us or create a big deal out of it and make it look like you have done something unique. And this is 2016! Should not you have moved on from your 10 these 10 that to like 15 Since this is your talent, try expanding your brain bro! We getting tired of seeing 10 already

Mheen!! Are u so real and to the point?

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Ravenna: 8:12am On Feb 20, 2016

Just say " hello babe, how far na?"

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by atirolu(m): 8:21am On Feb 20, 2016

Are u d one I met in arik flight last week going to abuja

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by egorov(m): 8:28am On Feb 20, 2016

Baby u must be a lizard cos AGAMA eyes on u.
I heard this in the series Lucifer; are u from Tennessee, cos u r d only thing I see

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by spafu(m): 8:35am On Feb 20, 2016

skarlett:
really hilarious some guys will not kill us with their boring lines

And if you were to be denied those boring lies for say three years,you will be the one crying to mummy and asking "why me?".

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by jacy67(f): 8:39am On Feb 20, 2016

A guy you don't even know will be like...

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by spafu(m): 8:40am On Feb 20, 2016

QueenValerie:
Dang! This is goooood. I'ma use some of these.

You will use some of these for who?
I suspect a guy using a female profile here.

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by francotunsco: 8:41am On Feb 20, 2016

Can i buy u recharge card?

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 8:48am On Feb 20, 2016

spafu:

You will use some of these for who?
I suspect a guy using a female profile here.

Do I know you I'm sure I do....I wouldn't couldn't forget a smile as sexy as yours. .....On dudes of course.
If was pretendin' I just gave myself awatly in a very big way Bye.

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by ikbnice(m): 8:48am On Feb 20, 2016

tosyne2much:
You praising her? Do you think I give a damn about her comment? It doesn't move me an inch and will not stop me from dropping another one

I praise her audacity.

Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by enoch701(m): 8:49am On Feb 20, 2016

ur face reminds me of someone ar u related to Nadia buari, or are u related to omotola jolade u work exactly like her dats my favorite lines

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