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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by klassykute(m): 3:19pm On Feb 20, 2016
Nikita1:
who is this
babalawo
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by tosyne2much(m): 4:03pm On Feb 20, 2016
Mcowubaba:


Haba, see bad belle nd frustration shocked...
Oluwa go pick ur call soon, u fit try sell agege bread or Gold ciRcle...

Majority of us still find it very funny and hilarious...

Tosyne2much is not the cause of ur Pre menstrual tension..
My bro tosyne caRRy the go....those who are for you are more relevant than those who are against u cheesy grin
hahahaha funny u cheesy

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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by IYANGBALI: 4:05pm On Feb 20, 2016
vickyrotex and aminat508 na which one dem take catch you?



















i am still a virgin
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by JuicyGee(f): 4:21pm On Feb 20, 2016
Maxi112:
such is life..

but u never finish d gist na..... so continue, what happen next
He had failed test number 1, there was no need to continue any convo.. I just hurriedly left before he could say anything.. I no do bad nau
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by shulamitewoman(f): 4:47pm On Feb 20, 2016
KINGinVAHALA:
13. Wow, i was wondering the source of this hot sun, now i know its your beauty that is shinning, HI GIRL!

14. Hmmm, Who needs Sun and Moon when your beauty outshine both? HI GIRL!


Who need more wow wooing lines?
lol is only a dumb and daft gurl will believe dat..lwkmd
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Maxi112: 4:52pm On Feb 20, 2016
JuicyGee:

He had failed test number 1, there was no need to continue any convo.. I just hurriedly left before he could say anything.. I no do bad nau
lolz!
who say u no do bad!

babe u fall hands oh... at list u 4 allow to say waiting dey him mind nau.. haba

if na me! I go use another tactics, way u no fit resist
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Ekugbeh(m): 5:16pm On Feb 20, 2016
EnigmaticEnigma:
like I'm gonna drop my lines here, mtcheew undecided

okay, maybe just one

I walk up to her and say:

"Baby walakolombo, baby walakolombo"

works every damn time
rotfl. U ve murdered dis 1
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by JuicyGee(f): 5:26pm On Feb 20, 2016
Maxi112:
lolz!
who say u no do bad!

babe u fall hands oh... at list u 4 allow to say waiting dey him mind nau.. haba

if na me! I go use another tactics, way u no fit resist
Lolz.. Its like you have BSc in toasting a lady.. Hehe.. Too bad, the guy no sharp
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Maxi112: 5:33pm On Feb 20, 2016
JuicyGee:

Lolz.. Its like you have BSc in toasting a lady.. Hehe.. Too bad, the guy no sharp
no oh... no come give me bad reputation here oh.. I use God name beg u..

it pains me a lot when I see guys way no sabi initiate cover with a ladie at first sit... but if u no what's up! is very easy
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Sweetrolly(m): 6:26pm On Feb 20, 2016
classicB:
..Nonsense! There is always nothing special or spetacular about your post These things happen everyday, you dont need to tell us or create a big deal out of it and make it look like you have done something unique. And this is 2016! Should not you have moved on from your 10 these 10 that to like 15 Since this is your talent, try expanding your brain bro! We getting tired of seeing 10 already kiss


HOW MANY HAVE U MADE?
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Niyinficient(m): 6:35pm On Feb 20, 2016
QueenValerie:
Do I know you I'm sure I do....I wouldn't, couldn't forget a smile as sexy as yours. cheesy.....On dudes of course. tongue

Lol! Clown
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 6:37pm On Feb 20, 2016
Niyinficient:


Lol! Clown
Wait! Why am I ah clown.
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by allytinted: 7:05pm On Feb 20, 2016
WOSS WOBI!!

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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by tuk2ato(m): 9:33pm On Feb 20, 2016
If you think the op is boring, then you shouldn't be on this thread. Dont be a bad belle.
classicB:
..Nonsense! There is always nothing special or spetacular about your post These things happen everyday, you dont need to tell us or create a big deal out of it and make it look like you have done something unique. And this is 2016! Should not you have moved on from your 10 these 10 that to like 15 Since this is your talent, try expanding your brain bro! We getting tired of seeing 10 already kiss
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by tosyne2much(m): 10:10pm On Feb 20, 2016
tuk2ato:
If you think the op is boring, then you shouldn't be on this thread. Dont be a bad belle.
Help me tell her ooooo cheesy

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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 10:34pm On Feb 20, 2016
shulamitewoman:
lol is only a dumb and daft gurl will believe dat..lwkmd
Lol. you think so or you feel so or you know so?
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by shulamitewoman(f): 11:18pm On Feb 20, 2016
KINGinVAHALA2:
Lol. you think so or you feel so or you know so?
I knw so
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 11:23pm On Feb 20, 2016
shulamitewoman:
I knw so
Because you hv been told before any of the both lines i posted and you didnt blushed?
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Joshkid(m): 3:35am On Feb 21, 2016
babasolo:
Do u knw kola?? Is ur name shola, did u ever go to redeemed?? With dis u nica bukar are u goin to gym?? Dis ur confidence level is soo extreme, u resemble pretty woman do u knw de film
simi grin grin
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Niyinficient(m): 8:26am On Feb 21, 2016
QueenValerie:
Wait! Why am I ah clown.

Cos u r funny and a clown
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by emeritusali(m): 8:57am On Feb 21, 2016
aminoacid01:
Are you Olajumoke? Do you sell Agege bread?


HI, are you Amino Acids? I will be glad to drink you.
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 12:26pm On Feb 21, 2016
Niyinficient:


Cos u r funny and a clown
Well you asked who for. grin An I told you....creatively.
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Niyinficient(m): 1:11pm On Feb 21, 2016
QueenValerie:
Well you asked who for. grin An I told you....creatively.

So u ar dat creative?
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 1:13pm On Feb 21, 2016
Niyinficient:


So u ar dat creative?
It came from my head...so you tell me. Am I?
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Niyinficient(m): 2:33pm On Feb 21, 2016
QueenValerie:
It came from my head...so you tell me. Am I?

Lol! Mayb, bt i need more convincing! Convince me d more!
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 2:35pm On Feb 21, 2016
Niyinficient:


Lol! Mayb, bt i need more convincing! Convince me d more!
Nope,I gotta save them lines for other dudes. grin Cant use up all my moves.
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Niyinficient(m): 3:29pm On Feb 21, 2016
QueenValerie:
Nope,I gotta save them lines for other dudes. grin Cant use up all my moves.

Why saving dem for other dudes who might not appreciate dem while there is a dude who who does? Think twice
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 3:40pm On Feb 21, 2016
Niyinficient:


Why saving dem for other dudes who might not appreciate dem while there is a dude who who does? Think twice
Thats a risk I'm willin' ta take wink Ya never know they might "appreciate dem" too.
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Niyinficient(m): 3:45pm On Feb 21, 2016
QueenValerie:
Thats a risk I'm willin' ta take wink Ya never know they might "appreciate dem" too.

And wat abt d one who already appreciated them?
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 3:52pm On Feb 21, 2016
Niyinficient:


And wat abt d one who already appreciated them?
You cleaned up your accent a bit.You shouldn't,it's cute.

He should store it in his memory bank so he can appreciate it all the longer wink whenever he likes in fact.
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Niyinficient(m): 3:58pm On Feb 21, 2016
QueenValerie:
You cleaned up your accent a bit.You shouldn't,it's cute.

He should store it in his memory bank so he can appreciate it all the longer wink whenever he likes in fact.

Lol! It's official you are a CC! grin
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by shulamitewoman(f): 4:03pm On Feb 21, 2016
KINGinVAHALA2:

Because you hv been told before any of the both lines i posted and you didnt blushed?
come off it dude,blush? For this nursery school rhyme..nahhhh lol

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